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 I was born in the Morning.  
 I grew to be a hunter of game, a bearer of water, and a painter of hands.
 I gave my health to rockmouth to save my brothers, as they would for me.
 Our Fixer gave me crocuta's blood, then hers as well, and rescued me.  
 I remembered, and became a Fixer of men, of souls, of plants, of earth.  
 I carried my people in our circle of stone.  I watched them live and die.
 We saw the birth of our cousins, their struggles and their triumph.
 We saw the ancient waters etch their course in history.
 We saw much before our trees fell to Earth.  We learned patience.
 Patience brought me here to fix the sky for you.  I hope it accepts you.
 I hope you leave...
  
 My perspective is unique, but my thoughts are not.  
 Life is a dream that is dreaming us; Death is our teeth upon our throats.  
 Living is inevitable; Death does not believe, 
    For Nothing is but the absence of dreams.  
 We eat as we are eaten, we see as we are seen.
 To think otherwise is to hide from the rain.
 I pray that my death will not see my waste, for I am also food.
 I know the rock and sling, though my aim is not from thought, 
    Nor is the voiding of your bladder.


- entr0physt@gmail.com

MEERKAT SAYS:

Your Daddy Is The Flying Spaghetti Monster

What You Call Him: God Why You Love Him: Noodly appendages.

Interview
Name	David
Birthplace	No Comment
Right Handed or Left Handed	Right
Your Heritage	Halfbreed
Your Weakness	Weltschmerz
Your Fears	Humans, especially in groups. It amplifies the Crazy.
Your Perfect Food	Bone marrow
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year	Feed every last solicitor and evangelist to a pit of carnivorous beetles
Your Most Overused Phrase on IM	Bad Sandwich!
Thoughts First Waking Up	WTF happened to my cave??
Your Best Physical Feature	Synesthesia
Your Bedtime	2 am
Your Most Missed Memory	Can't remember that, now can I? Dumbass.
Pepsi or Coke	Neither. Warm milk and goat blood.
MacDonalds or Burger King	Should both be torn to the ground.
Single or Group Dates	I don't date.
Chocolate or Vanilla	Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee	Mucuna pruriens
Do you Smoke	I am smoke
Do you Drink	Yes
Do you Swear	Fuck no
Do you swim	Fast enough to catch fish with my teeth
Do you Sing	My wife sings beautifully. I can roar pretty well
Do you cook	Yes
Do you Shower Daily	No
Cat person or Dog person	Hyena person
Have you Been in Love	Currently, to my lovely wife Lauren
The weirdest thing you have eaten	Candy Corn, Doritos, Kool-Aid
Do you believe in yourself	Only when I'm awake
Do you believe in God	Moot
Do you get Motion Sickness	Never
Favorite Reality TV Show	If you ask me this again, I'll tear your neck out with my teeth. I HATE reality TV.
Do you think you are Attractive	If recursion is anything to go by, yeah, sure.
Rublican or Democrat	Apolitical Autonomist. If you require a government, yours is a species corrupt beyond redemption.
Are you a Health Freak	I eat raw meat.
Favorite color	Green. Sometimes Blue. Never orange.
Favorite smell	I cannot smell odors. My favorite "smell" is a good book
Favorite insect	Water beetles, they're meatier. Crawfish. Ant eggs.
Do you like Thunderstorms	More than anything but sex and food.
Ever fired a gun	No, but I can drop a rabbit with a sling at 50 cubits.
Do you play an Instrument	I can play a femurphone.
Favorite Sport	Yak racing.
Favorite Plant	Grass
Favorite Animal	Crunchy bunnies
Have you ever eaten Sushi	Several times a month
Ever been Drunk	Yes
Ever picked a fight	I don't pick fights. I win them quickly.
Ever been Beaten up	No.
If you had a million dollars	I'd buy a cave and put an electric fence around it, with a sign saying "Climb Me".
Ever Shoplifted	No, why? They have little I want.
Ever eaten a penguin?	Not recently.
How do you want to Die	No preference. Quickly I suppose.
What your friends say about you	Not human.
What country would you most like to visit?	Call it whatever you like, it's still my planet. I'll visit wherever I damn well please.
Ever snorted anything off a hooker's ass	Nope.
Number of Tattoos	One.
Number of things in my Past I Regret	3.1415926

Do not stand at my grave and weep,
I am not there... I do not sleep.
Do not stand at my grave and cry—
I am not there... I did not die...