Bitches, Beer, Home Depot, and rockin on a rollercoaster
Music
We play it and play it hard! Can you HANDLE IT BITCHES!?
Movies
Babe, which turns out is about a pig. But that still rocks!
Television
Headbanger's Ball reruns, Full House (The Stamos rocks!), Skinamax, C-Span 3
Books
Books are for pussies!
Heroes
He-Man, Alice Cooper, Vince Neil (pre & post Surreal Life), Ozzy Osbourne & Harriet, Bruce Dickenson, Jefftingley, Cinderalla, Mr.Six, Janey Lane, Sebastian Bach, Bill Cosby
About me: Yo, we are a kick ass rock and roll group that tours all over amusement parks, shopping malls, and Home Depot. Sometimes they even pay us! When we're not cancelled, we get the crowd moving and pumped! Our band members consist of ..Kyp Wylde (lead vocals), Sister Shotgun (guitar), Sister Sledge (Sister's brother who covers when the other is in jail), and Bobby Blades (drummer).., and sometimes a bass player when their lazy asses can keep up with our hardcore lifestyle! Our inspiration comes from the troubled life we lead like when this chick stole our shit on Christmas or when a bunny teased me with her short skirt. We do original lyrics and covers of Cinderella, Skid Rowe, AC/DC, and theme park revue songs to make them kick ass.
Who I'd like to meet: Bitches, Our Neighbors so we can apologize for ruining their lawn, Santa Claus, and Winger.
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Greetings my friends! Welcome to Myspace. I've heard that you have covered my favorite Tom Jones song, "It's not unusual". Will you be releasing a single of that cover tune?