About me: Hey everyone, I'm the Epic. I write for my own personal ranting site the Epic Zone. You may remember me (though I doubt it) for my memorable rants such as:
50 Ways to Say No to Sex and 50 Ways to Get Around Them
Fucking With Paint (1 and 2)
Forward This and Save Bob Saget
Skirts: The torture of all men
and many many more.
Currently there are over 100 rants on my website that you can check out in case you're interested.
In case you're not interested you can go here.