Epstein Barbie
Megan DiLullo
Cruising for sentient beings

Female
35 years old
Portland, Oregon
United States



Last Login: 7/17/2009
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    Epstein Barbie's Interests
GeneralReading on Beaches, Absurdity, Adult Beverages, Snow Globes, Laughing with my Friends, Laughing at my Friends, Being Serenaded, Crazy Cat Ladies, Rough Trade, Crazier Dog Ladies, Fuck Tards, Witty Repartee
MoviesRoyal Tennenbaums, Tarnation, American Movie, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Big Lebowski, Zoolander, Christmas at the Cemetary, Mildred Pierce, I Heart Huckabees, The Life Aquatic, Magnolia, Sunset Boulevard, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Daytrippers, Hal Hartley films, Coffee and Cigarettes, Lost in Translation, Wonder Boys, Wild at Heart, A Love Song for Bobby Long, All About my Mother, Capote, Frida, Basquiat, House of Yes, Fight Club, In America, Ciao Manhattan
TelevisionTwin Peaks, QAF, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Rescue me, Ab Fab, Weeds, Californication, Six Feet Under, Dexter.
BooksMark Leyner, A Perfect Day for Banana Fish, Kelly Link, David Sedaris, Andy Warhol Diaries, Encyclopedia of Bad Taste, House of Leaves, Nude men, Kathy Acker, Augusten Burroughs, William Burroughs, all the Burroughs I guess. Johnathan Ames, Human Oddities, Hubert the Caterpillar who Thought he was a Moustache, Geek Love, Armistad Maupin, Beloved, Edie-an American Biography. New york Magazine, Queen of the Oddballs, Lester Bangs, The Joys of Yiddish, Josh Kilmer-Purcell, most pop-up books, 72 names of God, Edward Gorey, Voodoo Heart, My Pet Virus
HeroesMy Friends, My Dogs and Earl Grey for waking me up every morning

     Epstein Barbie's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Boulder or Philadelphia
Body type:5' 2"
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Children:I don't want kids
Occupation:Cruel Pixie/Absinthe Fairy



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When I was little I wanted to be a professional triangle player. Well, that or macaroni and cheese. MySpace Layouts

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Who I'd like to meet:
Beer Elves, Underwear gnomes and Tom Waits. ....

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Epstein Barbie has 452 friends.
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 Just another profile 


 *Joe* 


 noveltown 


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 Jennifer Johnson Is Sick of Being Single 


 -(Phinite)- 


 Captain Bligh {Wordsmith} 


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 Jim Goulden a.k.a. M.C. Tahina 


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Joseph Simmons aka "Slow Joe"





Jul 15 2009 9:10 PM

I think *Joe* is rubbing it in below that he gets to spend more time with you than I do.

It really isn't fair.
*Joe*





Jun 26 2009 1:55 AM

Come with me my Megan-flower. Let us go to the Casbah together and live like nomads in a silk draped decadent couch fortress of intense "like."

Bring flashlight and s'mores.

[note to self: find Casbah on map.]
Banned for Life





Jun 21 2009 4:58 PM

Thanks. Great minds link the same.
Banned for Life





Jun 4 2009 7:54 PM

Hi yourself!

Just bumped into you, so to speak, last night, along with a few other TNB'ers. Kind of like seeing kids from school in a completely different context, like a McDonald's or something.
Blast Off! Festival





Jun 4 2009 6:28 PM

Welcome aboard!
Check it out!
Captain Bligh {Wordsmith}





May 24 2009 7:46 PM

I've read some amazng literature as of late. Have you read East of Eden by Steinbeck? Amazing. Dr. Zhivago was great too. Before that it was Crime and Punishment by Dostoevsky. I'm working on War and Peace right now. Gotta say, I'm a bit inspiried by Russian authors right now.

I'll check out Boyle. Thanx Megan D. Any big summer plans?

Joshua
Captain Bligh {Wordsmith}





May 24 2009 7:50 AM

Hi Megan D.

Putting the finishing touches on me novel. Cooking at a nice restaurant. Ooo, the smell of pan friend oysters totally reminds me of Amyl N. Every time I get an order for Oysters I'm like, "Oh yeh." lol.

How are you and your pooches? I could really use my little Sous Chef right about now.

Recommend me a good book.

Blighski
tales of a guilty vagina





May 20 2009 6:04 PM

"By all intents and purposes I shouldn't be here. I should be a forlorn figment of nobody's imagination; the impossible secret dream of my mother's troubled heart. By all outward appearances I should have been swimmin' in the load she swallowed; swirling about in that milky glob that flew in her eye. I should have been the one who always got away. If the devil did care, he would have assigned me to a permanent post in the realm of sweet possibility. But did any of this honkey tonk bullshit happen? Noooooooooooooo. That would have been way too easy for everybody. Instead, by the apparent (miraculous) intervention of unseen forces, what began as an innocuous nipping of the nuggets would become the baddest little bitch that could."

-excerpt from my blog, 'her tumor had a heart of glass.' come check it out!


xoxo
*Joe*





May 10 2009 4:18 AM

Psychobilly surf party!
Slade Ham





May 4 2009 11:50 PM

Hey -

Just wanted to drop a line and say hi. Anytime you get bored, there is probably something new up on my blog. I write constantly and promise it's worth checking out. If it's not, feel free to delete me :)

More importanly, subscribe to it so you will know whenever a new one posts.

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See you somewhere on the road!

-S

Captain Bligh {Wordsmith}





May 1 2009 7:56 PM

Megan!!!!!
Captain Bligh {Wordsmith}





Apr 13 2009 4:59 PM

Your profile song makes me happy!!

Here is a story:

"Where is Megan, and is she ready to marry?" Thought Joshua, glumly staring out over the cityscape of Portland Oregon. His wannabe betrothed gathered her countenace and turned to him an almost smile: "In your dreams, Captain." True, Megan was a rake and spinster, it was in her like gypsy blood and try as she might, could not distance herself from her wandering ways. And truth beknownst, neither could Joshua, and as they parted ways once more, their thoughts tailspinning into the acrid Portland breezes, Joshua turned to Megan vehemently: "Megan," He said with knitted eyebrows," "Will you do me the honor of reading the novel I have just written, it would mean the world to me to get your studious opinion and critique."

And Megan said, "....


TO BE CONTINUED...(by you of course)

ACH!
The Indulgers





Apr 9 2009 3:12 PM

Hope you are SURVIVING these crazy economic times! Enjoy our new video "Whiskey Tonight" and stop by our site for a FREE download of the new song. Yes, something for FREE.
Cheers!

Baby J Phaby





Apr 2 2009 11:37 PM

Hey beautiful...Just wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday...Hope your well....Jay
Genetically Stupid Fanzine





Mar 26 2009 11:02 PM

I hear Portland is getting a MLS (soccer team) that's great news!
Let the Seattle v Portland war begin :)

-Jason
Captain Bligh {Wordsmith}





Feb 23 2009 7:49 AM

Faring well? Hope so!

:D

J
Mental





Feb 11 2009 1:07 AM

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*Joe*





Feb 7 2009 2:59 AM

The stage is set.




You know what needs to be done.


Don't forget the flashlight and extra batteries.

Captain Bligh {Wordsmith}





Feb 4 2009 3:15 AM

Hey Megan.

Things are too easily let go of.


Call me sometime.

J
Baby J Phaby





Jan 30 2009 12:18 AM

Boo!...Ms barbie
The Indulgers





Jan 19 2009 4:35 AM

Happy New Year... Stop by for a FREE download of "Whiskey Tonight", our first release in 2009 from the band's upcoming 7th CD - "Whiskey Tonight". The new song hits home with the same good time impact expected of an Indulger's song, heralding a return to our "rockin' irish pub sound".
* * Stop by for your FREE download of the new song and all the best to you in 2009!
Captain Bligh {Wordsmith}





Jan 15 2009 4:20 PM

Hi Megan!!!!!!!!

We put our talking gargoyle in Liberache's room while he was out on the town. He comes home, seven sheets to the wind, finds it, screams, curses, then kicks gargoyle to the curb. lol.

Miss the weird shit we use to laugh about.

Joshua
-(Phinite)-





Dec 2 2008 12:57 AM

-(Phinite)-





Nov 23 2008 2:20 PM

check out my personal profile: Captain Bligh





Nov 22 2008 10:12 PM

Mommy's lil monster. Shane, age 2.

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