Epstein Barbie
"Cruising for sentient beings"

Female
36 years old
Denver, Colorado
United States



Last Login: 5/16/2008
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    Epstein Barbie's Interests
GeneralReading on Beaches, Absurdity, Adult Beverages, Snow Globes, Laughing with my Friends, Laughing at my Friends, Being Serenaded, Crazy Cat Ladies, Rough Trade, Crazier Dog Ladies, Fuck Tards, Witty Repartee
MoviesRoyal Tennenbaums, Tarnation, American Movie, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Big Lebowski, Zoolander, Christmas at the Cemetary, Mildred Pierce, I Heart Huckabees, The Life Aquatic, Magnolia, Sunset Boulevard, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Daytrippers, Hal Hartley films, Coffee and Cigarettes, Lost in Translation, Wonder Boys, Wild at Heart, A Love Song for Bobby Long, All About my Mother, Capote, Frida, Basquiat, House of Yes, Fight Club, In America, Ciao Manhattan
TelevisionTwin Peaks, QAF, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Rescue me, Ab Fab, Weeds, Californication, Six Feet Under, Dexter and of course Family Guy
BooksMark Leyner, A Perfect Day for Banana Fish, Kelly Link, David Sedaris, Andy Warhol Diaries, Encyclopedia of Bad Taste, House of Leaves, Nude men, Kathy Acker, Augusten Burroughs, William Burroughs, all the Burroughs I guess. Johnathan Ames, Human Oddities, Hubert the Caterpillar who Thought he was a Moustache, Geek Love, Armistad Maupin, Beloved, Edie-an American Biography. New york Magazine, Queen of the Oddballs, Lester Bangs, The Joys of Yiddish, Josh Kilmer-Purcell, most pop-up books, 72 names of God, Edward Gorey, Voodoo Heart, My Pet Virus
HeroesMy Friends, My Dogs and Earl Grey for waking me up every morning

     Epstein Barbie's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Boulder or Philadelphia
Body type:5' 2"
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Children:I don't want kids
Occupation:Cruel Pixie/Absinthe Fairy



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About me:
When I was little I wanted to be a professional triangle player. Well, that or macaroni and cheese. MySpace Layouts

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Who I'd like to meet:
Beer Elves, Underwear gnomes and Tom Waits. ....

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The Indulgers





May 8 2008 6:59 PM

Hey lass! It's time once again to help the Irish rock the vote...VOTE FOR "THE INDULGERS" IN THE 2008 WESTWORD MUSIC SHOWCASE AWARDS. The band has been nominated in the "Best World Music" category. Your vote is appreciated. You can support the THE INDULGERS and irish/scottish celtic music in Colorado by voting online at: http://westword. com/polls/musicpoll/ ***** Or you can go to our web site at "shamrocker. com" and click on the link for the Westword Music Showcase Awards. Online voting must be received no later than noon Monday, June 16th.
Cheers to you for being our friend and your time and effort!
MustangMadam.Com





May 7 2008 12:38 AM

You are getting comments on "MY" space...

;)
MustangMadam.Com





Apr 25 2008 12:48 AM

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MustangMadam.Com





Apr 22 2008 11:41 PM

you are now featured on my page as MEGASTANG....
Mega Ray





Apr 20 2008 12:58 PM

Dyslexics
More Funny Pictures and Myspace Layouts atpYzam. com

MustangMadam.Com





Apr 14 2008 11:20 PM

Diamond Studded Cougar





Apr 12 2008 10:35 AM

Cher wants to know what the hell you're doing in her backyard.
Farmer Audrey





Apr 10 2008 8:06 PM

What happened to you? I hope something good!
MustangMadam.Com





Apr 4 2008 12:38 AM

Here is some blatant self promotion for you:
Have an awesome friday
Rygan





Apr 3 2008 8:22 PM

haha!
im doin good =) nothin new... same shit different day...

you? hows the new job
Rygan





Apr 2 2008 1:03 AM

so did Dar tell ya about the jug of pee that leaked all over the front desk as i was talkin to her? haha
MustangMadam.Com





Apr 1 2008 11:19 PM

I am laughing so hard at the comment you just made about the Olivia Newton John photo.... MEGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mega Ray





Mar 30 2008 10:24 AM

Missing Friend
Funny Pics and Myspace Layouts at pYzam. com



Miss ya!!!
MustangMadam.Com





Mar 29 2008 11:40 AM

oops, forgot this...
this is what I'm up to..

http://mustangmadam. com/

It's the blog, Im building a website right now. Should be done in a week.
MustangMadam.Com





Mar 29 2008 11:06 AM

Hey Girly!
Miss ewe 2! I'm stayin' busy with the cars.... building my website. Love it.
What about you!
GODZILLA!!!





Mar 19 2008 10:31 AM

DOMO ARIGATO GOZAIMASU FOR EXTRA SPECIAL SUPER TERRIFIC ULTRA FUNTIME FRIEND ADD BARBIE-SAN!!!

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*Joe*





Mar 14 2008 6:32 AM

Hmmmmm.....


[pokes around in profile with a stick]


Looks safe.


[begins construction of super secret couch fortress]*


* see? this is what happens to abandoned profiles. monkies nest in 'em.
Alastair / Wozza





Mar 12 2008 6:44 PM

i might be seeing a band called Epstein on sunday :-)
MustangMadam.Com





Mar 7 2008 1:46 PM

The Ones Who See Things Differently
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Add to My Profile | More Videos
*Joe*





Mar 2 2008 9:25 PM

Oh now you're just being silly.

"Come home to the couch fort Megan!! All is forgiven!"

It's going on Craig's List next.
Alastair / Wozza





Feb 26 2008 4:40 PM

am being kept busy. taking pictures nw :-)
and had one in a magazine :-)

s'all good, but busy. and no money, but same ol' same ol'. lol
GUD Magazine





Feb 26 2008 4:23 AM

Just wanted to let you (and your comment-reading friends) know that GUD Issue 2 is now available for purchase! And if you create a GUD Magazine acccount, you'll get a full story or poem from the issue free, just to show you what we're made of!

Issue 2 celebrates Heaven, Earth, and Space in-between; it is touched by religion, grounded in technology and comfortable with the occult.

Including a language-stretching piece triggered by the Talmud from the legendary Hugh Fox, poems by haiku heavy-hitter Jim Kacian, the surprisingly touching “By Zombies; Eaten” from Christopher William Buecheler, and an alien perspective on human spirituality by Tina Connolly in the remarkable “The Salivary Reflex”

— all part of a drool-worthy two-hundred page selection of over twenty authors and artists.
Alastair / Wozza





Feb 25 2008 9:40 AM

hey hey :-)

how is your damn fine self?
Lance Reynald





Feb 23 2008 11:19 AM

w.r.i.t.e.
Diamond Studded Cougar





Feb 15 2008 1:17 PM

Here's hoping your bike--and you--is in one piece.

Start scribblin', Specimen Boy.
MustangMadam.Com





Feb 13 2008 10:04 PM


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Feb 10 2008 11:45 PM


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Lance Reynald





Feb 10 2008 3:17 PM

write.
B Rent





Feb 9 2008 4:28 PM

Doctors orders..."Take three, look twice and sleep at once." Hope ur better chedder.
MustangMadam.Com





Feb 8 2008 11:07 PM

Photobucket..
*Joe*





Feb 6 2008 8:47 PM

OK, you've been quiet way too long. I can only assume you are deep undercover and can't communicate lest the cartel get wise to your true identity.
Chupacabra





Feb 3 2008 9:35 PM

Chupacabra





Jan 21 2008 5:15 AM

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Just sending some warped humor your way! :)
Seizurekitty





Jan 17 2008 6:37 PM