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Equal Opportunity
"www.equalopportunityfilm.com"

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102 years old
Hollywood, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 6/5/2008
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   Equal Opportunity's Film Bio
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FestivalsHONORS...

HBO/U.S. Comedy Arts Festival (Aspen)
WORLD PREMIERE
amongst twenty selected shorts internationally at the most prestigious comedy fest worldwide.

NBC Comedy Shortcuts Film Fest
Winner: BEST FILM
$25K Development Deal for pilot presentation, and pitch meetings awarded.

Show Off Your Shorts Film Fest
Winner: BEST COMEDY


World of Comedy Film Fest
Honorable Mention: AUDIENCE CHOICE


CineVegas Film Fest
Honorable Mention: JURY PRIZE


OFFICIAL SELECTION OF...


South by Southwest (SXSW)
Montreal Comedy Festival - Just For Laughs
Artivist Film Festival
Toofy International Film Festival
San Francisco Asian-American Film Fest
Newport Beach Film Fest
VC - Los Angeles Asian Pacific Film Fest
NYC Picturestart Film Festival
Bronx Independent Film Festival
Long Island International Film Expo
Asian Film Festival of Dallas
Austin Gay & Lesbian International Film Festival
Boulder Asian Film Festival
DC Asian Pacific American Film Festival
San Diego Asian Film Festival
Boston Latino International Film Festival
Vancouver Asian Film Festival
Toronto Reel Asian International Film Festival
NYC Shorts Film Festival
Professional AffiliationsEqual Opportunity on IMDb

NBC's DotComedy.com

    Equal Opportunity's Interests
GeneralTHE MAKING OF...

Being highly influenced by comics such as Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy and Dave Chappelle, who have dealt heavily with racial issues, Sameer Asad Gardezi envisioned a piece that would speak to a more modern world that moved beyond Black vs. White humor a world where racism was not limited to the Anglo and African American, but rather, open to people of all colors and creeds. In Sameers eyes, everyone had something wrong with them. What was racist was not telling the world about it.

After getting banned from several internet chat rooms pleading his case, Sameer lost all hope until Camille Mana read his script and shared his vision. Once her sitcom One on One got cancelled, mainly because the network felt there were just too many Asians on television, Camille decided to hone a new craft and produce Sameers script (because her parents pressured her).

Camille contacted Howard Duy Vu who went to his townhouse in Big Sur to read the script. He saw something no one else did a beautiful story about love, life and death. Having accidentally read the wrong script, Howard put it down, waited two weeks, then read Equal Opportunity while loading his iPod playlist from his computer and figured he could punch it out in a day or so. The only problem now was threatening a cast and crew to agree to help out. Camille and Howard left that to Sameer and all was well.

Sameer sends his thanks from Guantanamo Bay.

     Equal Opportunity's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Virgo

   Equal Opportunity's Companies
MILLA INK!
Los Angeles, CA US




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   Equal Opportunity's Blurbs
About me:


e q u a l o p p o r t u n i t y
Strong Work Ethic. Attention to Detail. 80WPM. And a Racist.

Directed by Howard Duy Vu
Written by Sameer Asad Gardezi
Produced by Camille Mana
Casting Director Freddy Luis

STARRING

ALANNA UBACH (Meet the Fockers, Waiting), SKYLER STONE (For Your Consideration), TOM LENK (Buffy the Vampire Slayer), ALDIS HODGE (Friday Night Lights), CAMILLE MANA (Smart People), ASSAF COHEN (Entourage), JOEY GNOFFO (Benchwarmers), MICHAEL GOLDSTROM (Comedy Central's Porn 'n' Chicken), FELIX PIRE (Phat Girlz).

FILMMAKERS

SAMEER ASAD GARDEZI (writer) is a USC Alumnus who majored in Cinema-Television and Classics. Sameer was at Nickelodeon as one of four fellows (of 1200 applicants) in their writing program. Recently, he worked on Mind of Mencia and completed a digital comedy project for ABC entitled "The 90s Were a Long Time Ago." He now writes for the new CW sitcom Aliens in America. Representation: Paradigm.

HOWARD DUY VU (director) While attending the USC School of Cinema-Television, Howard won the Cinema Circulus Endowed Scholarship and the Jeffrey Jones Scholarship for Excellence in Writing. His thesis film "Running in Tall Grasses" was selected for the Kodak Emerging Filmmakers forum at Cannes and went on to win numerous awards. Concurrently producing the upcoming feature documentary Dirty Hands and editing "Gesture Down / I Don't Sing," which premiered at Sundance in 2006.

CAMILLE MANA (producer) will be seen in two feature films this spring - the anticipated Miramax feature "Smart People" from producer Michael London (Sideways), starring Dennis Quaid, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Thomas Haden Church, as well as the Lionsgate teen comedy feature "College" (from the producers of "Waiting"). Best known as "Lisa" the quirky underachiever on season five of UPN's long-running sitcom "One on One" (now syndicated on The N), Camille is a UC Berkeley alumnus in only six semesters, her writing has been featured in BackStage, Elle Girl magazine. Representation: Leverage.

SYNOPSIS

Everyday life for an employee is rough. Everyday life for a bigot is even harder.

When a group of diverse co-workers retreat to the break room for a routine mid-day snack, a quarrel about who gets the last pineapple-flavored water turns to a heated passive-aggressive battle among man, woman, white, black, yellow, brown, purple and little. In an environment where political correctness holds no bearing and epithets are rule of law, nine co-workers must settle their differences while being as professional as possible.
Who I'd like to meet:


MILLA INK! presents "EQUAL OPPORTUNITY" starring ALANNA UBACH
ASSAF COHEN MICHAEL GOLDSTROM JOEY GNOFFO ALDIS HODGE
TOM LENK CAMILLE MANA FELIX PIRE and SKYLER STONE
casting director FREDDY LUIS director of photography GAVIN KELLY
production design DIANA ZENG costume design IVY CHOU makeup NALO JONES
associate producers ANTHONY BEGONIA NIC CHA KIM ZEUS QUIJANO
co-producers SAMEER ASAD GARDEZI HOWARD DUY VU
written by SAMEER ASAD GARDEZI producer CAMILLE MANA
executive producer CAMILLE MANA directed by HOWARD DUY VU




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Equal Opportunity has 485 friends.
 U.S. Comedy Arts Festival 


 Comedy Short Cuts Film Festival 


 SXSW 


 CineVegas Film Festival 


 Just For Laughs 


 San Francisco Int. Asian American Film Fest 


 The Los Angeles Asian Pacific Film Festival 


 Newport Beach Film Festival 


 Toofy Film Fest 


 NYC PictureStart Film Festival 


 DC Asian Pacific American Film Festival 


 San Diego Asian Film Festival 


 Howar! 


 Camille Mana 


 TOM from the creators of Superbad and Knocked Up 


 Skyler Stone 

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Jun 5 2008 5:16 PM

Let's connect.
Author/filmmaker CHAU VAN TRUONG of THE NAISA MAFIA.
Contact chauvantruong@gmail.com to read the scripts.
THE OFFICIAL MYSPACE OF SKATAPUNK™





Apr 4 2008 3:31 AM

Thanks for the request. Nice to meet ya.

Peace,

Jeff
~Kimberly Woods~





Jan 25 2008 12:00 AM

rain, rain go away!
Submissions Are Now Open www.tomifilmfestival.org





Oct 28 2007 4:56 AM

Hello... come see what's all the buzz is about!

Submissions Now Open!

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New Orleans Feb 14th- 16th



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Oct 4 2007 11:04 PM

Thanks for adding the NYC PictureStart Film Festival. With films from filmmakers like Wolfgang Petersen, John Badham, David Koepp and Henry Selick, with performances from great actors like Tom Hanks, Piper Perabo, Michael York, John Shea, David Strathairn, Heather Matarazzo, William Shatner, Dan Lauria, Frank Vincent and many many more. Returning to New York, December 2007. Check the Deadlines for the Short Film and Short Screenplay competitions at www.Picturestartfilmfestival.com.
Bon





Aug 28 2007 4:21 AM

Y'all rock. Seriously.
Eitan





Jul 10 2007 5:15 PM

I want to say "thank you" to all my friends, family, fans and fauna who have helped me hit 1000 friends. Crazy, huh? Yes, I said fauna. There's a cactus on my friends list (we met at a bar in Arizona, don't ask).


Don't forget to check out my newly updated website.

www.eitantheactor.com
Show Me Some Art





Jun 15 2007 7:38 AM



Hey! Hows it going? Just dropping by to show you what i've been up to!

There is currently a competition on my blog to win one of my prints if you are interested?

www.showmesomeart.blogspot.com

Take care,

Jay
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Jun 5 2007 7:37 PM

Thank you for the add. We just put up our page and will have it completed soon, including our friends list.
thanks!
Thang





May 16 2007 5:02 AM

Hey Equal Opportunity - The Film, sweet layout!




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May 4 2007 5:21 PM

Hey!
Greetings from Berlin! - the weather has been great!


If you would like to see some of the pieces from my recent show (some of which are still up for sale) please see my blog. (www.showmesomeart.blogspot.com)



I hope you are well! - Have a wonderful week!


Jay

Special Needs





Apr 27 2007 8:52 PM

Hey Equal Opportunity - The Film,
Thanks for adding "Special Needs" Troma's latest film release!
Stop by our myspace and check things out when you have a chance.
We got some cool new buttons.




Cheers,
Special Needs
JASON & NOLAN LIVESAY, Composers





Apr 25 2007 7:12 PM


We wanted to let you know that we are opening for SMASH MOUTH in a FREE CONCERT that you are all invited to! The concert is Friday, June 1st in Brea, California. The doors open at 6pm, and the concert is at 7pm. We (Jason & Nolan) will begin the concert, followed by SMASH MOUTH. Seats are on a first come, first serve basis, so arrive early to get a good seat. There will be over 10,000 people there.

For more information, visit www.SummerFestBrea.org.

Click HERE for a map to the concert venue.

Bring all your family and friends, and we'll see you at the concert!

Jason & Nolan
Big Bang Film Festival





Apr 23 2007 5:36 PM

Equal Opportunity - The Film, Thanks for befriending us!

Call for submissions now open

Big Bang Film Festival
Philadelphia, PA
October 17-21 2007
Action, Adventure, Suspense and Asian Action Cinema.
www.BigBangFilmFestival.com
Gimme Credit Screenplay Competition





Apr 22 2007 6:24 PM





Hi Equal Opportunity - The Film, We appreciate your support!
Please check out our website.
Earlybird Deadline Wednesday, May 9th!
Have a fabulous day!


Now Casting Vloggers





Apr 13 2007 6:28 PM

Thanks for your continued support!!! The film is doing spectacular and you are part of it's success!!! Once more thanks for everything.
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JN Sosa
Dominic Pace





Apr 4 2007 8:51 AM

Co-Starring As "Sonny" This Thursday Night On NBC's "Andy Barker P.I." Immediately Following "Scrubs" Hope You'll Tune In. Best. Dom.
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Mar 29 2007 5:18 PM

Happy Days!



Jay!

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Mar 10 2007 2:23 AM

Hey Equal Opportunity - The Film, I hope you are well...have a great weekend.



Also, if you are in the London area at all, then be sure to check out my work at the "I 2 U" Gallery, 110 Golborne Road, Notting Hill.


Jay


 

Jennifer





Mar 9 2007 5:13 PM

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"Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake."

- Henry David Thoreau


Have a great weekend!! Thanks for your friendship......

xoxo

Jen
Jennifer





Mar 7 2007 2:07 PM

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"Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will."

- Jawaharal Nehru

Happy Wednesday! Thanks for being a friend...

xoxo

Jen
www.WritersBreak.com
Show Me Some Art





Mar 2 2007 11:44 PM

Hey, have a wonderful weekend!


Jay


Natacha





Feb 22 2007 12:54 AM

Thanks for being my friend, lol ;)
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Feb 21 2007 4:48 AM

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Feb 16 2007 10:18 PM

Hey! Have a wonderful weekend.




Jay

Nalo


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