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eric cash
Female / Explicit/Raw / Blue Collar
eric cash At your cervix.

Male
32 years old
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 12/25/2009
Mood: adventurous Mood Image
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    eric cash's Interests
MusicRatty Scurvics (he's here, check him out, he's a !@..?ing madman), Today Is The Day (also here, also madmen), Jimmy Cousins, Liquidrone, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Botch, Cave-In, Dead Prez, Gerty Farish, Victim's Family, The Cardigans, Kool Kieth, Men's Recovery Project, John Zorn, Public Enemy, Charles Mingus, Mike Patton, The Extra-Action Marching Band, Peaches, Rube Waddell, Swing Kids, Pat Benetar, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Control Machete, Hector Berlioz (check out the fourth section of "Harold in Italy", it's bonkers), Chopin, An Albatross, The Locust, Dillinger Escape Plan, Cyndi Lauper, Drive Like Jehu, Prince, Elvis
MoviesCity of God, Black Cat/White Cat, Underground, ZARDOZ, Dead Alive, Altered States, Paths to Glory, Catch 22.
TelevisionRome
BooksPeter Sotos (he's the modern day de Sade), Georges Bataille, Dashiell Hammett, de Sade, Chuck Palahniuk, Sacher-Masoch, Sun-Tzu, Grant Morrison ("The Invisibles" is required reading for anyone with an IQ above 140), Neal Stephenson, Paul Pope, Clive Barker, My friend Joshy published a comic book about my cirkus and immortalized me as a super-villian, Joseph Campbell, Frank Miller, plus, I have this really great autographed copy of the bible...
HeroesThe Joker, Rasputin, Gurdjieff, Bugs Bunny, Eric the Red, Flavor Flav, Baron Munchausen, Gilgamesh, Marv, Peter Schumann, Peter Sellers, The Smothers Brothers, Alfred Jarry, Bender, Mirin Dajo, David Koresh.

     eric cash's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:8' 2" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:I don't want kids

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   eric cash's Blurbs
About me:
Stand Up Comic
Street Performer
Verbal Anarchist
ex-Circus MC/Cult Leader
Smoker
Tax-Evader
Trainwreck

I'm a super hero that fights boredom and mediocrity as much as one man can. I yell, kick, scream, and cross the lines of reason, good taste, and sanity for a living. I'm quite proud of it. I do my thing on street corners, in comedy clubs, dive bars, rock venues, and even a junkyard once.

You never know where I might show up, you should add me to your friends, watch my stuff, and come see me live, wherever I'm at at the time.

I'm on YouTube
Tribe
FaceBook
RooftopComedy
and
Virb
Add me wherever, I'm a whore.

I like:

Live audiences, free drinks, generous cash donations, sexual favors, odd gifts, and getting arrested for trespassing.

Who I'd like to meet:
Myself, in a dark alley, so I could give me a piece of my mind.

Seriously, I get alot of friend requests from people who have seen one of my shows (or at least I think I do), but it's hard to differentiate them from random MySpace whores who just add anyone to get more friends, @?!@ing spammers, and lonely 30 somethings, so if you've seen my show, send a message with your friend request so I know who you are. And you can always demand me...



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Mable

Mable



Dec 10 2009 10:43 PM

Hey! My fb is Mable Estella. :) the IM thing wouldn't let me IM u back.
Lithargia

Lithargia Chaos-Dragon



Dec 6 2009 11:18 AM

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Hey eric cash,
I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.
COME JOIN MY TEAM ON GREENSPOT.

Kandy

Kandy



Nov 8 2009 7:24 AM

no problem..... thanks for writting back, just got back from the wharf, now sitting in my hotel room....catch you next time
Smooth Criminal

Smooth Criminal



Nov 5 2009 8:33 PM

A brand new club opening in the East Bay with comedy 1 or 2 nights a week.
Let me know if you or anyone good is interested in doing the first night.
The place is huge and there will be a ton of killer drink specials for the first month!
Contact me for details.
Kandy

Kandy



Nov 3 2009 4:27 AM

HEY ERIC, I WILL BE IN TOWN ON SATURDAY, BY ANY CHANCE WILL YOU BE PERFORMING ANYWHERE?
Doug Stanhope

Doug Stanhope



Nov 3 2009 1:26 AM

I'll be at the Rickshaw Stop in SF next week - Thurs, Nov 11th.



Tix at http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/72140



Feel free to re-post if you know anyone who still uses Myspace.
Personally, I will never abandon this place even if I am the last
douchebag spamming on it.



I hate change that much.



Thanks



stanhope
Lithargia

Lithargia Chaos-Dragon



Oct 22 2009 3:21 AM

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I dare you to take my new quiz should I F**K you

Do you have big lips?
      a.) yes
      b.) no

Please take the entire quiz (8 questions), but you can also Create your own!

Lithargia

Lithargia Chaos-Dragon



Oct 20 2009 8:26 PM

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I dare you to take my new quiz How well do you know Lithargia?

What is my favorite animal?
      a.) Dragon
      b.) Snake
      c.) Dog
      d.) Cat
      e.) Horse

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brothers & sisters

brothers & sisters



Aug 29 2009 7:45 PM

Thanks for being brothers and/or sisters with brothers & sisters.

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Jason McElyea



Jul 20 2009 3:40 AM

bummer you couldn't give the full performance that friday night, the people were ridiculous, i thought you were hilarious.
Miss B Haven

Miss B Haven



Jul 10 2009 8:03 PM

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Miss B Haven

Miss B Haven



Jul 8 2009 5:22 PM

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Hey eric cash,
I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.
COME JOIN MY TEAM ON GREENSPOT.

misty

MISTY SLAY
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Jul 8 2009 12:21 PM

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Hey eric cash, I am sending you a Liquid Cocaine.


Send me a drink back!

Miss B Haven

Miss B Haven



Jul 6 2009 10:08 PM

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Hey eric cash,
I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.
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Jules

Jules



Jul 6 2009 12:10 AM

Hey eric cash...cool
Fn 5seven to yo dome fool

Fn 5seven to yo dome fool



Jul 3 2009 5:04 AM

NIPPLES...... whats going on bro ... it's me homer!!!!!!!
N E T T E

N E T T E



Jun 10 2009 10:23 AM

Ur hilarious!!..I wish you the best!
Baby Ruth FUNSIZED!

Baby Ruth FUNSIZED!



May 28 2009 2:34 AM

ERIC! I've seen your shows! Down at Fisherman's Wharf! So...I'm going to be looking for you beginning July 4th plus 10 days! Have a friend coming out from NY! Do you know where your going to be? Bragged about your crazy self! Laying in glass and the fire! lmao!
Let me know please...much appreciated!!!
Jay Wendell Walker

Jay Wendell Walker



Mar 1 2009 4:47 PM

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Shaz Matazz



Feb 15 2009 6:08 AM

Is there a reason why I trekked my ass up to da shitty, dragged my friend with me, to go see you and wendy on friday at the stage werx, only to find a locked door and no show???
It left me feeling quite salty... we banged and hollered and cried til they (the improv comedy club in back) kicked us out with our panties around our ankles.. so we just drank the rest of the bourbon and threw ourselves to the sharks in the ocean... thanx eric!!!
{[Julian]}

Julian Ramos



Feb 15 2009 12:45 AM

I remember u said u hated glitter comments so here u go...
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Eliud Reyes



Feb 10 2009 4:05 AM

wow the san fransisco thing was just wow
johnthebaker

John TheBaker



Feb 4 2009 4:13 PM

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Joe

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Jan 31 2009 1:03 AM

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El Robino

El Robino



Jan 30 2009 2:24 AM

come to Minnesota!

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