Eric Haines
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Comedy, music and variety for short attention spans. See comedyrocket.com for updates!
Male
102 years old
Everett, WASHINGTON
United States
Last Login: 11/18/2009
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Eric Haines's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | A formal education in the performing arts, a warped sense of humor, an impressively trained singing voice and a short attention span- these are the elements that congeal like chicken fat to form the amazing one-man show of comedian Eric Haines. An accomplished song writer and variety artist, Eric’s artistic goal is to someday be thought of as heavy-handed and obvious.
I’m a comedian specializing in G to PG-16 shows. (No language, but some adult content and themes.) I do stand-up comedy, guitar, banjo, six-foot unicycle and variety-based comedy for corporates and in comedy clubs. I am a comedy juggler, stilt walker and unicyclist for fairs and festivals. My official website is comedyrocket.com, and has loads of information that is disorganized and poorly thought out, like my career. | | Website | comedyrocket.com | | Influences | Doctor Demento radio show, Mad magazine, Victor Borge, Flying Karamazov Brothers, Looney Tunes, Steven Wright, Louie Armstrong, Gallagher, A Prarie Home Companion, The Amazing Johnathan, Penn and Teller, Dana Carvey, Tom Lehrer, Spike Jones, Weird Al Yancovic. P.J. O’Rourke, Bloom County, Far Side, Non-Sequitur, Calvin and Hobbes. WC Fields, Groucho Marx, Denny Johnston, Firesign Theater, Steve Martin. I like visual humor. | | TV Shows | http://www.youtube.com/comedyrocket | | Albums | http://www.myspace.com/erichainesmusic |
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Eric Haines's Interests
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| General | My wife and two kids, then comedy writing, song writing, guitar, banjo, juggling, unicycle, marionettes, circus arts, stilt walking. | | Music | Dr. Demento radio show, Louie Armstrong, Dropkick Murphys, Bela Fleck, GreenDay, Louis Prima, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Hypnotic Clambake, Romantics, Cake, Brad Paisley, Garth Brooks, New Grass Revival, Allison Krause, Joe Diffey, Nora Jones, They Might Be Giants, Weird Al, Tom Lehrer, Louie Jordan, Brian Setzer. | | Movies | Movies I'd reccommend everyone see:
Cyrano De Bergerac with Jose Ferrar,
To Kill a Mockingbird,
A Man for all Seasons | | Television | History channel, esp. Modern Marvels, Discovery Channel, Comedy Central, The Soup. | | Books | The Bible, Uncle Shelby's ABZ Book, Popular Mechanics. | | Heroes | Monkeys. |
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The Entertainment Network, Stand-Up Comedy, Comedians Corner, Comedy Clubs, Comedians United, Road Comics, Comedians of MySpace, NYC Underground Comedy Fest
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Eric Haines's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Networking | | Orientation: | Straight | | Body type: | 6' 0" | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Protestant | | Zodiac Sign: | Aries | | Smoke / Drink: | No / No | | Children: | Proud parent | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | comedian |
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About me:
Visit http://www.comedyrocket.com to find out more about me, and http://www.myspace.com/erichainesmusic to listen to my songs.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Comics, fans of my show, vaudeville-style performers. I read every profile before adding anyone to my friends list.
I moderate a group called "working vaudeville acts." http://groups.myspace.com/vaudevilleacts
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What a pair!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Two PEAS in a POD!
