Sports. Comedy. Getting fired from sports because I was too interested in comedy. Getting fired from comedy because I was too interested in sports. Getting caught in pickles. Griping. Whining. Complaining. Storm Thorgerson designing my first album cover, making people feel better about themselves, listening, yes-and-ing, being a shoulder to cry on, agitation, awkwardness, abrasiveness, never sleeping ever, naps, being on Saturday Night Live one day, delusion, bitterness, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, going on people's MySpace pages and writing one-line stand-up comedy jokes about their general interests, hyphens, making out with chicks, throwing perfect football spirals farther than most of you can. Word economy. Humanitarianism.
Music
Radiohead, Beck, Interpol, Oasis, Oasis covering other bands, Franz Ferdinand, Weezer, Pixies, Sex Pistols, White Stripes, The Who, The Strokes, The Shins, The Killers, The Schizos, The Nerds, The Farts, Rush, The Dandy Warhols, RATM, The Libertines, Death Cab for Cutie, Nirvana, Bloc Party, Arctic Monkeys, Queen, Elliott Smith. I don't know.
Movies
Night Court, Who's the Boss?, Mr. Belvedere.
Television
I've never watched television.
Books
Big Momma's House 2.
Heroes
"Macho Man" Randy Savage, Bernie Kosar, Steve Martin, Scott Hall, Chad Johnson, Norm Macdonald, David Spade, Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, The brothers Gallagher (the Oasis ones), Andrew Carnegie, Mother Teresa, Alan Thicke.
About me: Maybe later. For now, just know that I'm versatile.
And like every idiot, I have a website...ericmoneypenny.com.
Also, I am a columnist for FOXSports.com. The articles are supposed to be sometimes funny. Comedian Eric Moneypenny on FOXSports.com!!!.
Here's a silly video I made:
"The Doctor That Was Raised by Raccoons!" ..>
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Who I'd like to meet: Eight of my MySpace friends.
Haha, awe, you did write a novel... THAT was funny. Oh, and you put the part of my interests you used in caps so it would be easy for me to locate...much appreciated ;)
Ha, I want a "one-line-standup comedy joke" about my general interests. But I am not interested in many things, or things of relevance for that matter, so I guess that makes it a challenge... thats right. I challenge you.
how are the titans even 10-6 ? they're a terrible team full of nobodys.
i hope the chargers crush them. it makes me mad, because i think we could've matched up well agianst SD. we'd have to contain LT, but Rivers has been a mess all year - i should know, he was on my fantasy team.
That was indescribable. How did you find that? And why did they talk so slowly? Especially Hulk, the roids must have made it hard for him to remember his lines....
Thanks man for the Oasis rememberings, one of these days we need to hang out and watch "There and Then" it's a really good concert dvd where they do a lot of stuff from DefMayb
