Officer Haywood Jablomi
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"Feel your body melt..."
Male
32 years old
Providence, Rhode Island
United States
Last Login: 11/18/2006
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Officer Haywood Jablomi's Interests
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| General | Harmonica, Guitar, Writing, Making Beer, Smoking Cigars and from a hooka, Elvis F'n Presley impersonator. I do manly things like fixing cars and hiking in the woods. Trying to figure out new and exciting ways to steal WI-FI signals with incredibly cartoonish antennas. Selling crap on EBay. Making little kids cry
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| | Music | David Bowie, Old Genesis (w/o Phil Collins singing). Beatles, Rolling Stones, Peter Gabriel, Oasis, Guns N Roses, Old Elton John (before he came out), Ringo Starr tunes (!), Taylor Hicks, Elvis Presley!!!!!!! Neil Diamond! Old 70s Pop, Dave Matthews band, Foo Fighters, Frank Sinatra, Stone Temple Pilots
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| | Movies | Reservoir Dogs, Dog Day Afternoon, Clerks, Mallrats, Pulp Fiction, Old School Star Wars, Godfather 1&2, Scarface, The vanishing, Cinderella Man, Airplane! Dodgeball, anything with Vince Vaughn or Steve Buscemi, Snatch, Jay and Silent Bob Strike back. Usual Suspects, Goonies, Heat, Blow, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Harvey keitel, Christopher walken
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| | Television | BRADY BUNCH! BRADY BUNCH! BRADY BUNCH!, It's always Sunny in Philadelphia
Online Status Icons | | Heroes | Anybody that doesn't admire me.
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Providence, RI | | Body type: | 5' 9" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Christian - other | | Zodiac Sign: | Sagittarius | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Production Artist |
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Officer Haywood Jablomi's Companies
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Metro Inc.
Cranston, RI US
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About me:
Hi, I'm Erik. And you're not. I'm funny, cynical, witty and a bit unstable. I laugh at old ladies tripping on the sidewalk, or little kids getting stuck in wells. I'm a coffee kind of guy. Laid-back, fun-loving and a bit immature. I'm happily married to a beautiful Venezuelan girl and waiting for the right time to have a kid. Bands that suck and will always suck: Rush, Bon Jovi, Nickelback (Hi, we are ugly AND canadian) Creed, AC/DC. Clubs don't allow sandals? You mean to tell me that if Jesus Christ, a well known sandal junkie, walked into Artini's on Federal Hill, he would get refused because of un-sanctioned footwear. Bullshit! Dealing wth electricity in a 100-yr old house. Do you know it's like living with 1 fuckin' circuit breaker? I can't complain, some people don't have homes but fuck! WHAT'S THE PROBLEM NOWADAYS? Every time a minor event happens on this planet, the price of gas goes up..."Snow storm in the Northeast.gas goes up" "Hurricane Hector like 10000 miles away from us in Haiti. Gas goes Up." "Got the shits today from last night's Taco Bell. Gas goes up." Is our country falling apart? We can't handle anything anymore? My grandparents survived the Great Depression, WWII, Vietnam and Howard The Duck and they did just fine. What happened to us as Americans?! What is it with these creepy Christian bands? They try to be all loud and shit screaming like GWAR about Moses and the gospel according to Matthew. They are so queer. and the audience is in some kind of trance because they're in love with god or something.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Nobody. I'm married. My wife will kill me if she thinks for one second I'm trying to galivant with floozies and ladies of the night.
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