Erik

I dont know...But i do know one thing, i dont ride no damn horses. Or anything else bigger than me. Havent u seen when animals attack 1-1414. yes half of them are idiot people riding horses, camels, and god forbid a fucking elephant. fucking elephants have trunks. A fucking trunk. Really who needs one of those. The trunk i mean. I dont think the animals like being riden at all. i mean who the fuck does. Unless your talking that crazyness that goes on in peoples bedrooms. Thats omitted for the sake of argument. I swear once i saw an elephant pluck this little as indian off its back and crush him with his trunk. Swear, in person. In fact it was one of my childhood friends. I kept telling him "dude dont get on the fucking elephant, it looks like it gots rabies" He didnt listen. and he didnt breath much longer after that. Its ok though i totaly shot the ele in the face. stupid eles cant ever evolve. You'd think as much as they get shot they would grow sum fucking armor or maybe learn to shoot back. Stupid elephants, stupid horses, stupid camels, and worse of all them stupid ass giant sea turtles. Who the fuck do they think they are growing a "shell" thats horse shit. at least their slow moving as shit on the land and easy for a couple of burly dudes to tip over. When u do that they just lay there all wiggly trying to flip themselves back over. its hilarious. and for some reason then they cant stick their heads back in their shells. Easy to walk up on and smash them with a rock. But dont get caught in the water with one. Their fucking ferocious. I once saw a giant sea turtle bite a Blue whale in half. took him 2 or 3 bites of course but he did it. And who gave the blue whale permission to get that damn big? Stupid big animals
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