Meaty Portion
Dealing with idiots...in the desert...and now in "home" flavor!!

Male
34 years old
MADISON, Wisconsin
United States



Last Login: 5/22/2009
Mood: sweaty Mood Image
View My: Pics | Videos

   Contacting Meaty Portion

 MySpace URL: 

    Meaty Portion's Interests
GeneralMusic / Art / MMA / Photography / Making snotty videos about my squadmates which by the magic of the internet you can view in my videos section / Arabic / Roman History / Drinking Guinness
General Electronic Replicant Assembled for Logical Destruction
MusicSlayer / Sigur Ros / Dubliners / Drunk Drivers / Neurosis / NERD / Fishbone / Lords of Acid / DI / Bill Evans / Agnostic Front / DRI / Misfits / Zeke / Rollins / Blood For Blood / Stan Getz / Dropkick Murphys / Bloodhound Gang / 6 Feet Under / Fantomas / Unsane / Suicidal Tendencies / MOD / Spazz / FEAR / Mastodon / Aphex Twin / Biohazard / Boy Sets Fire / Miles Davis / Coalesce / Credence Clearwater Revival / Dave Brubeck / Today is The Day / Zeni Geva / Gnarls Barkley / Brujeria / Dead Kennedys / Bach / Pachinko / GWAR / Acid Bath / Amish Armada / Beastie Boys / Sick of it All / Body Count / Prodigy / NWA / Soundgarden / The Ventures / Lamb of God / Integrity (pre-2000) / The Jesus Lizard / Tom Waits / SOD / No Means No / Snapcase / Cypress Hill / John Coltrane / Aphex Twin / Murphy's Law / Fugazi / The Melvins

MoviesJaws / Zulu Dawn / Zulu / Monty Python and the Holy Grail / Seven Samurai / Great Escape / Stripes / Kill Bill / Clockwork Orange / Cemetary Man / Dead Alive / Boondock Saints / Sin City / The Longest Day / Yojimbo / Sanjuro / Star Wars (original unfucked version) / Waiting... / Big Trouble in Little China / The Thing / Blazing Saddles / Ran / Revenge of the Nerds / American Beauty / Wizards / Halloween / Anchorman / Anything with Richard Pryor / Shogun Assassin / Lion of the Desert / Gunga Din / Animal House / Cheech and Chong's Next Movie / King Kong (1933 version) / 40 Year Old Virgin / Fistfull of Leckel / For a Few Leckels More / There's Something About Leckel / Every Which Way but Leckel / Meet the Leckels / Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Leckel (But Were Afraid to Ask) / Leckels in da Hood / What Leckels Want / Jurassic Leckel / Raiders of the Lost Leckel
TelevisionFamily Guy / that's about it - I don't really watch TV except for sports and news
BooksToo many to list here; current reading material includes: Innocents Abroad by Mark Twain / The Prince and Other Writings by Niccolo Machiavelli / The Vikings by Johnathan Clements / Common Sense by Thomas Paine / Borstal Boy by Brendan Behan / The Social Contract by J.J. Rousseau
Heroes
Groups: archaeologyi suck at dancing and im proud of it!Fuck SandDead PresidentsKennys World Famous Book ClubUltimate Fighting ChampionshipTattoosA Ph♥t♥grapher's Haven

View All Meaty Portion's Groups

     Meaty Portion's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:City of Drunks
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:In college

   Meaty Portion's Schools
University Of Wisconsin-Madison
Madison, WI
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: African Languages and Literature
Minor: Beer
Clubs: I save all my energy for drinking
 

2005 to Present
Matc Truax Campus
Madison, WI
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Commercial Art
Clubs: School Newspaper Comix Editor/Drew comix for the paper and made the news for offensensitivity
 

1993 to 1997
East Hi
Madison, WI
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: If I didn't go to class then why would I bother joining a club?
 

1989 to 1993

   Meaty Portion's Networking
Photography - Other - Other
<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j74/MeatyPortion/bored.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"><



Meaty Portion is in your extended network.
view more

Meaty Portion's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

Mawwiage  (view more)

Ken Shamrock Meth Madness  (view more)

New videos  (view more)

Shut the fuck up, Serbia  (view more)

A New Year and new happenings  (view more)

[View All Blog Entries]

   Meaty Portion's Blurbs
About me:



Look! A new way to annoy every single person who visits my site!




Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Hot, sweaty, tired, bored, recently off a 15 month deployment. I make obnoxious movies about my fellow soldiers, check them out under the Videos section. What else could you possibly want to know? I'm done with my 2nd deployment (and counting) to the Middle East and , no, I have not shot anyone. I say that because that is inevitably the first question a lot of people for some fucking reason ask returning vets. I can't count the number of times some moron has asked me this so I just thought I'd put it out right away, just in case. I like reading books quite a bit. I'm usually in the middle of one or two. I enjoy watching hockey, UFC, Pride, Hurling, Celtic Football, and once in awhile basketball. I used to be a big art fan: R. Crumb, Toulouse-Lautrec, Dali, Monet, Joe Cole, S. Clay Wilson, Bosch, etc but now I rarely have time to go to museums since I'm drunk all the time (booze is cheaper than therapy) and to be quite honest I've lost my intellectual curiosity or have burnt out on the subject matter, not sure which. I Like lots of different music. Talk to me if you want. If not, I think Corey Feldman has a MySpace page.

Send your favorite soldier something with AnySoldier.com
Vets For Vets at UW-Madison
National Coalition for Homeless Veterans
Veterans of Foreign Wars. We're not just old guys in funny hats; we're young guys in funny hats too.


POWERED BY PUBLICONS.DE








Alpha co Deployment Vid



By the way: stop sending me stupid conspiracy theories about 9-11 ("Hugh Hefner/Bin Laden: A Double Life", "I married Bigfoot aboard flight 93", "Neocon conspiracy to destroy twin towers as pretext for acting like assholes", etc). If you're so fraught with distrust and paranoia that you buy into crap like that then go here:
Loose Change Guide
or here:
Popular Mechanics
or here:
Maddox
If you still believe the CTs after this then you go have a great life. Just remember: Questioning is healthy; paranoia is not


Which Random Irish Gaelic Phrase Are You?



Ta me air meisce
Ta me air meisce - 'I am drunk.'You enjoy a drink - or five - now and then. You can usually be found in a pub - it doesn't matter which one, because they all look the same after a few drinks - or hugging the porcelain.
By the way, here are the web pages of the hacks who created these fine graphical layout templates that determine one's originality.
This profile was edited with FearKiller's Pimp MySpace 2.2
f u c k s a n d f u c k s a n d f u c k s a n d f u c k s a n d f u c k s a n d f u c k s a n d f u c k s a n d f u c k s a n d f u c k s a n d Click here to make Falling Objects f u c k s a n d f u c k s a n d f u c k s a n d f u c k s a n d f u c k s a n d f u c k s a n d f u c k s a n d f u c k s a n d f u c k s a n d f u c k s a n d f u c k s a n d f u c k s a n d f u c k s a n d f u c k s a n d f u c k s a n d

MySpaceHumor Myspace Icons & Myspace Graphics


.. width="425" height="350">.... ..>




Who I'd like to meet:
Any religious icon and punch them in the kidney


You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around.
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal."






   Meaty Portion's Friend Space (Top 24)
Meaty Portion has 240 friends.
 Nathaniel 


 christian 


 Bobby 


 IRELAND 


 ĢÅЯЎ 


 DBaCC 


 Sal™ 


 bluebird 


 Howard Stern 


 Dana DeArmond The Internet's Girlfriend 


 jim rose circus 


 HQ 


 christopher 


 Fishbone 


 Shane 


 Justin 


 Isaac 


 Rick 


 Nick 


 .. 


 MISFITS 


 METAL SANAZ 


 Joe Rogan 


 homer j. simpson 





Meaty Portion's Friends Comments
Displaying 25 of 172 comments  ( View All | Add Comment )
jim rose circus





Feb 27 2009 12:01 AM

Hi jim rose here. yes im the actor who plays the caveman on the commercials so now you have something to tease me about the next time we see each other. Im going to be in your area in the summer hosting rock shows and writing a new book about the people I meet on the road. We should throw a small party together. If you want to hang out ,message me at my other site here
www. myspace. com/toohotforfizzle
or go to my top friend(same site)
We dont read the messages at the circus site. we are getting too many to handle there
There are too many there and hard to manage
BlackOutRockclub





Feb 26 2009 2:44 PM

TI ASPETTIAMO OGNI VENERDI CON IL FRIDAY'S PARTY PIU' ROCK DELLA CAPITALE!! BLACKOUT ROCKCLUB Via Casilina 713,Roma.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
chad





Feb 21 2009 7:53 PM

hey, you're going to ft hood on your way right? if so, you should make sure you bring my number because we will probably be there at the same time for a bit.
BlackOutRockclub





Feb 2 2009 9:14 PM

This Void Inside live


www. myspace. com/thisvoidinside

a seguire
Friday I' m in Love With BlackoutRockClub

2DanceFloor

Grosse Halle
Dj Chiaretta & Dj DiegoKrypta
Gothic - Postpunk - Deathrock - New Wave - EBM - Industrial

Schwarz:Tanz
Dj Skank & Dj Max
Rock/Nu metal - Glam Rock - New Glam - Alternative

Ingresso ore
23.
00
8 euro compresa consumazione
Heaven sent...Hell bound. I'm just passin thru





Jan 31 2009 2:59 AM

So what you can get on here, but not TCM anymore? I know you are out in the sand box again. Beware the ether bunny.
BlackOutRockclub





Jan 28 2009 4:51 PM

MotoRod USA *a Motorhead Tribute*





Dec 3 2008 9:36 PM

Isaac





Nov 14 2008 5:15 PM

Saturday's no good, unfortunately, but let's try to get together sometime in December.
Isaac





Nov 11 2008 8:43 PM

Happy Veteran's Day my friend - it was an honor and a pleasure to serve with you.
BlackOutRockclub





Oct 28 2008 3:03 PM

questa settimana.....



Ven31Ottobre & Sab01Novembre...

INAUGURAZIONE del
BLACK OUT ROCK CLUB!!
@Via Casilina 713

2 Sale Djset/Vjset
Giardino & Parcheggio Interno...
www. blackoutrockclub. com

Non potete mancare...
Vi Aspettiamo!!
Cameldog.net





Oct 15 2008 4:47 PM

We're ready any time you are Meaty.
Isaac





Oct 10 2008 1:21 AM

Congrats my friend - good for you! Aborted the Europe jaunt, for much the same reason - must drink whiskey together, though I'm also not opposed to drinking whisky together.
chad





Sep 28 2008 6:40 PM

it's starting to cool off around here. you know, 105 to 110 during the day--nice.

really though, i'm bored as hell. i can spend only so much time watching the sopranos and reading bukowski.
chad





Sep 28 2008 4:52 PM

you know how long it took me to download your page?

too long.

i understand you recently had your wedding, so congratulations!
Heaven sent...Hell bound. I'm just passin thru





Jul 17 2008 1:54 AM

OMG TCM has been down for like 2 hours.

*kills self*
The Kronic Jones Band





Jul 1 2008 7:28 PM

Do vegetables have a meaty portion?



Ter
KJB


Photobucket
Nathaniel





Jun 8 2008 3:31 PM



Can you beat my score on the "Name the 80's Movies" quiz?



I got 100%. Can you do any better?




if you dont score well u suck

-------------------------------
This comment was sent by your friend via the Movies application. To block comments sent via Apps.

click here.


chad





May 8 2008 10:00 AM

the sand?

the SAND?

fuck the sand, it smells like AIDS!
Heaven sent...Hell bound. I'm just passin thru





May 5 2008 1:07 AM



Raptor Jesus ain't got shit on this.
Heaven sent...Hell bound. I'm just passin thru





May 1 2008 8:53 PM

ROFL

Glad I have that portion of my profile set to private.
Heaven sent...Hell bound. I'm just passin thru





May 1 2008 3:48 PM

LOL

Why did you change that sweet ass Gif I made? Scarring too many people away huh?
chad





Feb 22 2008 11:12 PM

punch your fucking balls!

i got tickets for a the ,urphys show in austin on the 7th one of my very last nights on this continent. hell fucking yeah!
TRENDY FUCK'S





Jan 26 2008 1:18 AM


Isaac





Dec 25 2007 9:43 PM

Photobucket
Isaac





Dec 12 2007 10:09 PM

God bless you my man - that was a much-needed spot of levity!
Add Comment


©2003-2009 MySpace.com. All Rights Reserved.