
#10 - Tell me again why I have to wear flip flops in the shower. 
#9 - Mom & Dad, I have decided on my major - I am going to study the ethnobiocociodymanics of the Chinese culture.
#8 - You mean I can eat pizza for lunch and supper every day if I want to?!!!
#7 - This book costs how much? That's crazy!
#6 - It's Christmas and my professor still doesn't know my name - just my social security number.
#5 - How many times can I miss this class before I get in trouble?
#4 - I can't believe I have been dating this loser from high school - when there are this many fish in the sea!
#3 - What kind of tattoo do you think I should get? 
#2 - These pants fit me just last week..
#1 - OK, maybe my major was a little too much for me - I have switched to P.E.
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