What is me,?who am i,? What is the truth of me? Who is it that peers out of this thing i call my body.Has the mystery of the human soul been learned and lost, mingled with the wispers of a mellenia of cross examination.So physically we have risen from the void to gain this body through the natural prossess of evolution.Mankind has developed phsycologically to provide safety and a less damaging and abuceive way of life for all.As our bodies have not evolved dramaticaly for thousands of years, this may sugest that it is higher cognative thought patterns through social and peronal strugle that is the path of modern evolution. After all nature created the brain to think. So lets think possitive things and act upon them to make it a better world for all eh its about time we have had so long to try......................leevanhallam xx
Website
youtube.com/leevanhallam
Influences
I once wanted to be a great leader a politistion or war genral to a vast army of self mutilating half human rabit like creatures. Untill one day i just said no to all the peer presure pulled up my pants left the farm and finaly went home, dolly the sheep was eched on my young and fragile twisted mind ,i am ok now after years of theropy so yes dolly was a masive influence?......
Alix apeared in an under water version of Stanly Kubricks masterly creation The Clockwork Moondog a littleknown but exquisite rendition of the sqollid living conditions in the post appocoliptic caravan park as the caravan, clever acting as he never utters a word yet captures the atmosfear perfectly.
Albums
lee n alix once made an album that was a silent tribute to the 60s band jeferson airplane . The recording was the sound experienced in Lees Flat as a giant 24 ton metalweeled milk float glides past every 3.2 seconds and the milk man who drills holes in your head to releave the sound of non stop thunder it was produced by Mike Oment on the care in the comunity label a great listen if your ears havent already melted,Greavus bodilly harm ,another clasic from the crazy duos new album ,The padded cell........
Essexpuborgy's Interests
General
Alex enjoys riding in abnormally small vehicles, so he can get a really nice thrombosis in his hefty legs. He also likes to paint birds, famous for his 'Green Pidgeon' that he wrestled to the ground and painted, well, green. It's dead now though.
Lee provides the sound of 'the Wind', that we hear and take for granted on a windy day. His 'Bellowperambulatingfungaloid Device' was inherited from his father, and his fathers father and so on, ever since to when 'Wind' was first made, back in the 1970's.
Music
The Gay Jaffa’s, Golden Dalek, Funky River Stix, The Proud Parents, Meatalope, The Stoatz, Hungry Old Beggar, Box Car Willie, Shi Shi Panda Love, Mulcan, The Jo Jo’s, Pitir Von Junklowski (Flute Moods), Sexy Times, Bong Water, Fuckpig22, Zimmer, Pasties for Goths, Hateful Grandma, Icarus Can’t Fly, Boom Baskets, None Of These, Space Gardener, Bandz, Nerviloid, Are Real, The Jello Connection, Except For Two, Hedgehog, Can, Heart Imploder, You Guess, Kling On, Witch? Also really like the sound of a babbling brook on a sunny day, perchance a bumble bee’s gentle drone in one’s ear hole.
Thosterons children riding the Jesus Fist
Movies
The Health Inspector, Godzilla! Explosion! Masturbation!, Jesus of Nazareth versus The Sea Beast, How to Cook Bill Oddie by Hugh Feandle Whitstanley-on-Gribble, Jungle Burger, High School Kids Get Drunk and Have Gay Sex With Their Mom's VII, Childbirth for Kids, The Krankies (What now?), How To Cross The Road, The Emasculator 4, All pornography on the Hustler Label (What energetic sexual high jinx, meat and veg for todays porn hungry kids!) Battles at the Back of Space and Time, Rose Gardens of Norfolk, How to Learn Mexican (Tape Number 3).
Television
Essexpuborgy in Fake Rolf Harris part1 TOP Trapped in Paris part 2 BOTTOM Jake the Fake and his internal leg VIDS LIVE AT LEES http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/CIMP/Jmx*PTEyMDQ5OTUzMDQzNTkmcHQ9MTIwNDk5NTU4MTc*OSZwPTI3MDgxJmQ9YmFubmVyJTVGZmlyc3QlNUZnZW4mbj*=.jpg" /> ..
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Heroes
Jesus, Moses, Scooby Doo, Uncle Bulgaria, Angel Summoner and The BMX Bandit, The Dimbleby's (I love them, because I hate them! Pompous, opinionated, dusty ornaments of the last century...pah!) Princess Di (until she died, then I lost interest. To be honest, wasn't really interested in her that much anyway, but I did always wonder if she took it up the shit box. If anyone knows for sure, please to be letting me know.) The Phantom Flan Flinger, Davros, Charles Darwin, Mr. Spock, Dr.'Bones' McCoy, fucking Linda Lusardi, fucking S Club 7, fucking Esther Rantzen, fucking Wogan and that cock sucker who reads our local news Mr. Fucking Gob Shite Quentin Rayner. This list is a mix of love hate figures from my drug damaged memory. If I'm perfectly honest, you got to be really something very special indeed to become one of my heroes. I think only Jesus, Moses and Davros and the hi-larious, craggy, verbal tussles of the Spock/Bones relationship actually come anywhere near heroic. Oh, and Darwin, pretty bloody heroic stuff came out of his beard, like a Pterodactyl or something. The baby Jesus Fist with Jake the Fakes internal leg.............Board with house work....Ha ha
Im Phil from Time Team............ more music
About me: Certainly, I enjoy hitting people who value cake and shiny cars more than the spirit of life. Disgusting lazy babies, lost in a material world because they don't know how to live, or have chosen to see it as a playground for self agrandisment, rather than a proving ground for the spirit of life given to you. I saw a golden coloured beetle in my garden the other day. Strangely enough, I did not feel compelled to attach it to my face, or put it in a bank for safe keeping. It's value is unknown, no, fucking priceless. Yes, fucking priceless, compared to some hunk of metal of the same colour, that people actually kill each other for! So if you are in a jewellery shop, admiring a tasteless diamond (Ever tried looking through a quartz crystal? Similar visual effect, for basically no money. Don't know of any people who've been robbed of crystals yet.) and you suddenly find yourself thrown to the floor, that'll be me, dispensing some righteous justice. Remember, this is not our planet, we bring nothing into it, but ourselves and the body we occupy, and will take nothing with us but memories when we die. We're just visiting this wonderful world, not taking it with us, and we should live up to our responsibilites and not let those unenlightened souls who hold sway in this world drag us down to their grubby little power hungry, money loving ways.. Thought these things are worth saying really. Now carry on with your life!
(An Alix point of view) ..
Who I'd like to meet: I would like to meet cheaper hookers, more advanced security droids, God (and his relatives), Donkey Kong, an honest politician, the person who has to wipe the Queens arse so I can laugh in their face, Jack Nicholson again (fucking hop head),
Batfink for real, David Icke, Angela Lansbury, Mother 'Fucker' Theresa, Rvd Ian Paisley (All that shouting for nothing really, now you bathing in your own peace. Twat.), a drug dealer that doesn't mind ticking me large quantities of substances, with no time limit on repayment, and no limit to quantities. Yes, I'd like that. Also, would really love to meet 'Mika' so I can smack him hard against a bread bin. Cretinous, candy ass, warble point.
Rubber Biscuit would like to invite you to the ' KINGCLAW ' 7" Vinyl Single Launch Party ! The party is due to take place at The Golden Fleece (Mansfield Rd Nottingham) on FRIDAY 20TH NOVEMBER . KINGCLAW will be playing a live set with full light show , special guest BECK STACY will provide support and DJ KING KAHLUA will entertain with his tuntable skills . There is a late license and Admission is free , we look forward to seeing you there . . . . .
thanx for the add!! we hope you enjoy our stuff! leave us a comment what you think of it!check our CD VERMAECHTNIS and our video here at myspace!! the new cd "FORBIDDEN ANGER" will be out in october. for more infos and merch check www.damnmetal.de
SEVEN is proud to present a night of ska punk with a difference:
GANDHI'S COOKBOOK
"Gandhi's
Cookbook is a band consisting of four guys living in Dubai and Sharjah
in the United Arab Emirates. We play a mix of punk and ska music, we
embrace DIY ethic, and we believe that lyrics, ideology, and what one
has to say are the most important parts of music. We believe in lyrical
themes beyond the norm of mediocre watered-down bands and 'punx' who
sing pointless songs about drinking beer, your 'crew' having your back
and starting fights. We believe in thinking for yourself." http://www.myspace.com/gandhiscookbook">Myspace..
Plus support from Nottingham's GIRLFIXER:
"Girlfixer
play with a no-nonsense in-yer-face passion. An aggressive female vocal
sings, screams and shouts over heavy guitar driven punk rock influenced
by bands such as The Distillers, The Bronx and Gallows." http://www.myspace.com/girlfixermusic">Myspace..
And SHERIFF FATMAN:
"a
three-piece UK punk outfit from Nottingham. Comprising of bass, drums,
guitars and vocals we combine the old school UK punk ethic kicking out
a moder
We've got two very different but very awesome shows for you this week...
First up is THE DEAD FORMATS (Visible Noise) on Wednesday 1st July. For fans of THE CLASH and THE JAM, The Dead Formats are catchy choruses, post-punk ethics and true self belief.
Supporting are THE JET BOYS, IN ISOLATION and SINATRA.
And if that doesn't float your boat, SAUSAGEFEST 2009 is coming up on Sunday 5th July, featuring the best on local and national metal and hardcore. THE RED CHORD, THE ARUSHA ACCORD, MARTYR DEFILED, RANDOM CONFLICT and loads more!
Kumatage Dave Anderson Mable's Husband Marc Block Jake Bugg
Saturday 20th June
Roadblock With DJ Daddio and friends
with live cave performances from
Hicks Jody Kay J Saverio Mark Roberts Kid Conventional
Saturday 20th & Sunday 21st
I'm Not from London/Wire & Wool
The Filming for the 'I'm Not from London, The Movie' continues.
Performers will be filmed doing live versions of there best tunes over at the Art Orginisation then will be interviewed at the loggerheads.
The Bands playing include
The Money, Kogumaza, Love ends disaster,Stop eject, Swound, Chris McDonald, Pilgrim Fathers, Yunioshi, Captain Dangerous, Eviltone, Dog is dead, We show up on radar, The Cult of Dom Keller, Nuclear Family, Gallo Viagra, The joy of Box, Origami Biro, Overvibe, Black Fuzz, Frontiers, Taken by the tide, Par excellence.
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