Essex Speckhals

About me:

Some people think I'm immature, I think I just know how to have fun. I'm a sarcastic asshole, deal with it. I think I'm the funniest person in the world, which means I say inappropriate things almost every day. I'm loud, I can't control it. It's not that I don't listen, It's that I have bad hearing in my left ear so don't talk at me, talk to me... I work hard when I want to but I always play harder. I love riding my bike, I don't do it enough, I should, but I don't. I love people who are always down to go. It bugs me when people don't look at me when they are talking to me or when they wear sunglasses and I can't see their eyes, it's a respect thing most the time. Don't be submissive, we're all equals here.. That being said, I only wear dark sunglasses, if I don't take them off it's probably because I'm hiding something. My eyes will tell you everything. The best thing I ever did for myself was move to New York City, I met great people and learned that I love Seattle more than any place in the country. I want to travel, I think it's important to see an experience everything that you possibly can. I never want to stay anywhere for too long because the world is too big to not explore. I want someone to explore with me but I haven't found that person yet, when I do it will be amazing. I'm a certified sweet talker. I love making people feel good. Although, I should learn to think before I speak. I love my friends more than they will ever know. My favorite mammal is the platypus, my favorite sea creature is the Narwhal. I want to put you in my pocket. Yes, I know that was random but this is all random. I text message way too much. It's kind of a problem. I don't know why I'm doing this, it's probably to impress someone. Just kidding. I hate myspace but I think it's making a comeback. I want to be a pirate like my dad. I always say I hate dancing but I'm the first one on the floor when we go out, thanks to Nina for noticing. I love my mother more than my father. Love crowns you and it will crucify you, it happens to everyone you just gotta move on. If that even makes sense. I feel like I could go on here for days but then you would have no reason to actually speak to me....

According to Googlism, I'm also all of these things:

Essex is the only localized pirate

Essex is true

Essex is causing road fatalities to rise

Essex is about 25 miles North of Boston and about 247 miles from New York City

Essex is in the South

Essex is the fourth building on the left

Essex is executed February 1601

Essex is now the top

Essex is a leading expert on queer love and sex

Essex is the home of the fried clam

Essex is designed to grow over time

"With courage you will dare to take risks, have the strength to be compassionate and the wisdom to be humble. Courage is the foundation of integrity."

"I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words." -Ellen