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Matthew Sexton
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- Manheim, Pennsylvania, US
- Last Login: 12/25/2009
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Dec 22 2009 3:31 AM
I once met a man with a wonderful pair of horns. His name was Billy and he played the banjo. He was a bit strange looking and twitchy but he smelled real nice. He had a "man-whore" cologne smell, i liked it. The man with the wonderful pair of horns told me "Drop your drawers sonny!" and i dont know why i did it so fast, but i pulled down my pants.
He started rubbing my legs with his dry, itchy clammy hands, when he leaned forward and puked blood all over my lap. There were little chunks of god-knows-wut all over my lap, the smell was unbearable, and it was hard to not puke myself. He started licking my lap, sucking up all the little chunks covering me and i asked him i says "Why are you licking my lap oh man with wonderful pair of horns?"
He ignored me for a little while, but once he got the majority of his puke back in his now greased up mouth, he told me he puked up his baby, and he had to shove it back down before it started crying. He wiped his mouth with his sleeve, apologized and left. I'll never forget the man with the wonderful pair of horns.
Dec 21 2009 1:41 PM
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Dec 5 2009 6:24 PM
Thanks for being a friend! Stop by and listen to a song or
two if you have a couple minutes :) Comments and positivity are always
encouraged!
TT
Oct 21 2009 5:45 AM
Sep 20 2009 1:59 AM
Thanks for the support!
-LTAS
Sep 20 2009 1:59 AM
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Wishing you all the best....HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! XOXOXOXO...love ya...just me.
Sep 20 2009 1:58 AM
Sep 20 2009 1:58 AM
LOVE YOU MATT
Sep 20 2009 1:58 AM
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Aug 2 2009 5:52 PM
here it is!!!
<333
xox
Jul 10 2009 3:00 AM
when you comin back to me love? :P
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RJ
Jun 16 2009 4:02 AM
RJ
Jun 15 2009 2:14 AM
thanks for listening
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