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Corporal Machine and the Bombers
Folk Rock / Powerpop

"CORPORAL MACHINE - THE FUTURE IS NOW"

Under a bridge, London and South East
United Kingdom

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Last Login:  11/17/2008
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   Corporal Machine and the Bombers: General Info
Member Since11/13/2006
Band WebsiteThis is it
Band Members Corporal Machine - Lead Vox. ???? - Musical svengali. The Bombers; White Dove - Lap-steel, Guitar. Albert John - Guitar. 34p - Rhymes & Pedal Steel. Mr Fox- Tuba, Rhymes. The Yorkshire Bassist - Bass. Tony Dread- Drums. Photos - R.james Feaver
InfluencesThe motion picture, Beeftool, Oh my me, Euan Hartley, Ragmop, Beard, Happy Casio, Slot Jockey, T old bambo, Salary Man, Super Chimp, The Con, Lasky, Tiger Piss, Matthew (humpy lumpy) Logie, Pink Picolo, Camus Satre, Nick White had a fight, Heathcliff Rose-Onbong feat Redliner, Brian Wilson, The beach Boys, Brian Wilson, The beach Boys, The pet portraits, Karate Gypo, Angry Cunt, The bombers, Adam Hart-Davis
Sounds LikeShall I compare me to the doors today?
Record LabelHuman Error Records
Type of LabelIndie




   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Nov 21 2008 8:00P
The 12 bar London
Nov 24 2008 8:00P
The Queen’s Theatre London, London and South East
Dec 4 2008 8:00P
The gaff, holloway London, London and South East
Dec 18 2008 8:00P
The Windmill London, London and South East
Dec 27 2008 8:00P
The Bitter End Essex, London and South East
Jan 5 2009 8:00P
12 bar London, London and South East

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   About Corporal Machine and the Bombers
“Save us! Please…. Save us from our own lack of vision” cry the easily led youths queuing for their copy of N.M.E. Indeed, in times of trouble desperate people will latch on to any old flotsam, convinced that it will be their saviour in the harsh waters of Friday night. The only things Corporal Machine and the Bombers are trying to save is their integrity, as they float above the posers and chancers of east London to bring you a joyous celebration of these miserable times. In a world without meaning we all need a release, and the Bombers euphonic skiffle-punk is there to drag your head out of the oven and rejoice in the fact that we’re all going down, while the Corporal’s sweet and sour poetry joins the dots in your head to show you what you already half knew, that there can be happiness at the bottom of a glass, the masses aren’t to be trusted and crack cocaine is a very risky business! "Corporal machine will be here for a few more years yet" The Yorkshire evening herald

"corporal machine- shit as a man" The Newham Recorder

"Its like madness having a fight with chas and dave in a piss stained alley somewhere near the bells of whitechapel on a friday night" Mark (previously from Eastenders)

"A complete cunt" The bombers neighbours

"Well they're better than Beethoven aint they" Rose on Bong

"Bittersweet melodic symphonies, with echoes of jeffrey lewis and bob dylan" Green eyes and pink smiles

"Tony Mole is the strangest Song i have ever heard" Benjamin

"it's a bit like Chas and Dave on Acid"

All photos by R.James Feaver unless otherwise stated

   Corporal Machine and the Bombers's Friend Space (Top 8)
Corporal Machine and the Bombers has 633 friends.
 Human Error Music 


 Old Bamboo 


 lasky 


 ParanoiaPete 


 SNIDEEBEATS IS SKANK 


 Milk Kan 


 Vis the Spoon 


 MR FOX 





Corporal Machine and the Bombers's Friends Comments
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Benjamin Teacher - NOW SIGNED AND UNDER MANAGEMENT





Nov 18 2008 3:22 AM

Hey Guys, thanks for adding me, how's it going?

I’ve just updated My MySpace and I’ve uploaded some brand new live pics from my most recent gig, as well as 2 some brand new blogs.
Click Here To Read My New Blogs!!!

As well as the new pics, I’ve also uploaded FOUR Live Guitar Videos of me playing ‘iHeart Guitar’, ‘Chances’, ‘ThunderLightningBolt’ & ‘Welcome To The World’ onto YouTube!!!

Click Here For The ‘iHeart Guitar’ Video
Click Here For The ‘Chances’ Video
Click Here For The ‘ThunderLightningBolt’ Video
Click Here For The ‘Welcome To The World’ Video


If you like the music, All My CD’s Are Available Via My MySpace w/ Free Delivery Worldwide!!!

Hope you enjoy the Tunes, Videos & My Blogs. Let me know what you think, and feel free to subscribe to my blog and tell your friends what you’ve seen and heard.

Hope to hear from you soon.

Ben.
x
Antifolk UK (AFUK)





Nov 7 2008 12:00 PM

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Human Error Music





Oct 29 2008 5:55 PM

http://en. wikipedia. org/wiki/Romford

About time too. The bofins at wikipedia finally give the bombers the attention they deserve (ie a short mention on a rarely visited wiki page).
PARLEZMENT SOUNDSYSTEM





Oct 21 2008 5:48 PM

u slaaags
Odd Wednesdays





Oct 1 2008 2:18 AM

Human Error Music





Sep 29 2008 4:45 PM

http://c1. ac-images. myspacecdn. com/images02/21/l_f61db40190bf46d68747df7165aef734

<img src="http://myspace-
Human Error Music





Sep 29 2008 4:42 PM

http://c1. ac-images. myspacecdn. com/images02/21/l_f61db40190bf46d68747df7165aef734

Worst flyer ever
lasky





Sep 22 2008 11:25 AM

Get down to the Water Rats this Sunday.

On stage 10pm, £6 before 9pm £8 after.

Contact Lasky via myspace for guest-list info.
ELENA DANA





Sep 7 2008 1:20 PM

hey guys, was great meeting you on friday, and you were fab playing too ;)

hope to see you again soon!

and here are the details for my next show:


..
Human Error Music





Sep 1 2008 6:43 PM

nice top 1!, the only friend you need, right?
MR FOX





Aug 31 2008 8:15 PM

why isnt mr fox in your top friends?

cheer up you cunts
Odd Wednesdays





Aug 30 2008 5:41 PM

why isn't Vis the Spoon in your top friends ?!
ELENA DANA





Aug 22 2008 3:17 PM

hey guys!

yes indeed, nice to meet you on here and very much look forward to playing with you on the 5th!

have a great wkd
el x
Human Error Music





Aug 14 2008 8:49 PM

Don't look like I'm going to be able to go to oxford in the van. I have to be at city airport at 8.30 monday morning.

What a to do.
World Music Orchestra - TUNDRI





Aug 14 2008 3:37 AM

Tundri - 69

HB -- is www.burnpapertigers.com





Aug 13 2008 10:19 AM

thanks for the add, hope your having a good summer
the mad hatter's tea party





Aug 8 2008 4:05 AM

tks for the add! love yer music, its fun! and yer pictures r great too!
Light~ NOT A SELL OUT!!!!





Aug 7 2008 3:18 PM

Thanks for accepting!

Solitary Heaven
Restless Pony





Aug 5 2008 11:19 PM

Restless Pony
Two Dollar Hooker





Aug 2 2008 9:58 AM

yo dudes, what's going on?
sarah





Jul 31 2008 3:25 PM

hey thanks for the request...i thought your name rang a bell somehow, then i realised maybe you guys played an antifolk fest sometime?! i'm usually too fucked to remember what went on! liking the "cheer up britain" song...reckon you guys have hit the nail on the head...sarah xx
Human Error Music





Jul 20 2008 12:48 PM

This Friday from 8pm til late
Like Candy to me
Lolly





Jul 11 2008 1:09 PM

Im going to make a corporal photo album :-D
ParanoiaPete





Jul 10 2008 10:33 PM



Sacre Bleu!!!!!
Old Bamboo





Jul 8 2008 10:54 AM

I need to get my hands on a Kiss Me Quick hat before the tour.
The Jooks of Kent





Jul 2 2008 6:27 PM

Hey folks! Come along on Thoisday to witness the beast that is born when you mix 3 parts JOOK and 1 part DOLLIMORE... and it's free before 9pm brothers and sisters!
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Spencer Cullum





Jul 2 2008 2:35 PM

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Human Error Music





Jun 26 2008 5:53 PM

Button Up Your Overcoat returns this Monday at The George Tavern, Whitechapel.
With Dufus, The Bobby McGees, Old Bamboo & Baron Bum Blood
Advance tickets: www. wegottickets. com/event/32344

Take good care of yourself
Paul





Jun 24 2008 4:21 PM

Hoping to get along to the Windmill tomorrow night. That show in Whitechapel was better than I ever expected... You know, rambunctious is easy to say, but very hard to do. You should be PROUD, boys. Proud, I tell ya.
Curbside Jimmy and Washboard Jean





Jun 23 2008 11:35 PM

From the West Texas desert, just east of the Pecos,
thank you for accepting our friendship invitation.

Curbside Jimmy and Wasboard Jean
Old Country and Blues
MR FOX





Jun 5 2008 1:38 PM

the songs will never get played if people have to press play themselves!!
The Jooks of Kent





May 20 2008 9:11 PM

Hey folks! Come along for a rockin night of punk trash blues on Thursday with the COUNTRY TEASERS, GIN PALACE, THE JOOKS OF KENT & BLACK MEKON - a lineup not to be missed! Click on flyer for tickets...
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A Spoonful of Poison open-mic





Apr 25 2008 9:05 PM

Frank Doody





Apr 25 2008 12:23 PM

Easy boys. Gave your cd to Stuart who runs thursday night gigs at The George. He says he'll contact you and book you in for one week soon. Its a great night.
Sarah G





Apr 24 2008 2:41 PM

What a great gig! I really enjoyed it boys! Great to some brass in the band.
xxx
Old Bamboo





Apr 22 2008 5:45 PM

Is there a gig on Sat or something?
MR FOX





Apr 22 2008 12:24 AM

i take that back
MR FOX </