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Eugene Mirman
Stand-Up / Alternative / Veterans/Legends
The Poor Man’s Schopenhauer

Male
34 years old
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2009
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   Eugene Mirman's Comedian Bio
BioI started using comedy as a defence mechanism in junior high and high school and then turned it into a career, once it became clear that I make a terrible temp. I moved to Brooklyn eight years ago from Somerville, MA. Sometimes, I am on television (which makes me professional!) I’m a regular on HBO’s Flight of The Concords, and on Adult Swim’s Delocated. Sometimes you can catch my half hour special on Comedy Central. I voiced the nun on Lucy, Daughter of the Devil. My first book, the Will To Whatevs, is now out from Harper Perennial.
Websiteeugenemirman.com, superdeluxe.com/sd/artist/eugene_mirman
MembersEugene Mirman
TV ShowsConan O'Brien, Home Movies, Comedy Central, Carson Daly, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Third Watch, and more!
AlbumsThe Abusrd Night Club Comedy Of Eugene Mirman, Invite Them Up Compilation, and En Garde, Society!

    Eugene Mirman's Interests
GeneralComedy, history, backgammon, soup, philosophy (not really), kissing.
MusicWilco, Morphine, Robyn Hitchcock, Jonathan Richman, Jethro Tull, Imperial Teen, Velvet Undergound, Modest Mouse, The Essex Green, Belle and Sebastian, Yo La Tengo, Aerosmith, Phil Ochs, Jesus and Mary Chain, The Shins, White Hassle.
MoviesBetter Off Dead, Annie Hall, Bowling For Columbine, Beverly Hills Cop. And one more that would let you know I was super cool. For instance, Rushmore. Or Gates Of Heaven. (What's that? You've never heard of it? Oh it's a great documentary by Erol Morris about two pet cemetaries. But do you really think that means I would make a good boyfriend? Yes. It does. You're right.)
TelevisionDaily Show, Mr. Show, History Channel, Freaks and Geeks, Justice League, Heroes, Colbert Report, Law and Order, The Tony Danza Show.
Groups: Eugene Mirman: Nuff SaidNew York NoiseUprightCitizensBrigadeTourCoNYC Underground Comedy FestComedians CornerComedians of MySpaceCringe Reading Night!Forgetabuddies

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     Eugene Mirman's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Lexington
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Education:College graduate

   Eugene Mirman's Schools
Hampshire College
Amherst,Massachusetts
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Comedy
 

1992 to 1996
Lexington High
Lexington,Massachusetts
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
 

1989 to 1992


Eugene Mirman's Clips [View All Clips]
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John Wesley Harding and Eugene Mirman's Cabinet of Wonders Promo
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Will To Whatevs Tip #72: How To Nab A Husband
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Eugene Mirman Comedy Special Part 2
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Eugene Mirman Comedy Special Part 1
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Eugene Mirman on Late Night With Conan O'Brien
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Eugene Mirman's True Video Ad
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Sexpert
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Secret Agent
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Anti-Gay Phone Company
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   Upcoming Gigs
Jun 27 2009 8:00P
Wilbur Theater (w/ Kristen Schaal from FOTC) Boston MA
Jun 28 2009 8:00P
Bell House (No Guest List: NYC talent buyers talk about booking) hosted by Eugene Mirman Brooklyn MA
Jul 3 2009 8:00P
MASS MoCa North Adams MA
Jul 24 2009 8:00P
Carlsberg Comedy Carnival Dublin
Jul 25 2009 8:00P
Carlsberg Comedy Carnival Dublin
Jul 26 2009 8:00P
Carlsberg Comedy Carnival Dublin
Jul 27 2009 8:00P
Carlsberg Comedy Carnival Dublin
Jul 31 2009 8:00P
Liberty State Park (All Points West) Jersey City NJ

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   Eugene Mirman's Blurbs
About me:
The Will To Whatevs, my funny advice/ self-help book, comes out February 10th. You can buy it in many stores. Here a link to get it at Amazon. Here's a few quotes about it:

"Reading this book is like having a tiny Eugene riding on your shoulder and whispering his advice in your ear. I agree with Eugene on all aspects of this book except taking acid at an office party. I am never doing that again. Buy this book."
— Zach Galifianakis

"This book is a knee-slapper, a gut-buster, and a side-splitter. Don't read it unless you have health insurance!"
— Kristen Schaal

"Eugene Mirman is the Andy Warhol of comedy. People look to him for what’s next in comedy, and he emails these people back promptly. The Will to Whatevs put me in a great mood because I was laughing out loud. Alone. That’s hard to do."
— Mike Birbiglia

"When to serve duck confit? What’s the haps with sexual harassment? In a world full of questions, the entertaining Eugene Mirman has all the answers."
— Sarah Vowell, author of Assassination Vacation

"I laughed out loud reading this. I was reading it in public. Three cute girls at a nearby table laughed at me. I swear one of them mouthed the words, ‘fat loser’ to her friends. I now hate Eugene Mirman."
— Patton Oswalt

"This book is good, and not just because it was free. Knowing what I know now about the quality, I would have paid at least nine thousand dollars."
— David Willis





I'm in the arts. I'm a nice guy with a fancy, bejewled penis. Rubies, etc. I am honest, except in relationships. I'm the kind of guy who'll tell you I love you, just to make some cash. (It never works, but that is the kind of guy I am: deceitful and ineffective). To get to know me is to get to know yourself. So it's more up to you how much you want to know yourself. (These would be great lyrics to a crappy song. Get that shit up on myspace fast!)




The Absurd Nightclub Comedy of Eugene Mirman

This is my first album. It comes with a DVD. It was well recieved by the media, though some people dislike it. They are mostly jerks or mentals (I just made up a pretty good word that hints at retardation!)

Released by Suicide Squeeze Records

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En Garde, Society!

This is my second album and first on Sub Pop Records. It comes with a DVD with commentary. You can have your mind blown (probably not) in the privacy of your own home with this CD/DVD set.

Released by Sub Pop Records

Buy It!


Who I'd like to meet:
A princess. Or someone who respects themselves for who they are and also, who they are is a very attractive, successful lady.

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Eugene Mirman's Friends Comments
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Darkly Dreaming Darien





Jul 2 2009 6:58 AM

I just dropped by to say... thanks for being fucking amazing and for filling my day with random laughs whenever something I see or hear reminds me of one of your jokes or videos or general awesomeness.

Which is pretty much all the time.

Also maybe to beg you to come to Western New York(specifically Buffalo) and grace us with your presence.
Steven





Jun 21 2009 9:52 PM

You slut.
Lauren





Jun 12 2009 6:28 AM

I was watching the surviving high school video and as a former lacrosse player (9yrs), your lacrosse joke made me laugh so hard I cried. I do know some people with "lacrosse jobs" but compared to the number of former players I know, its not many. Hilarious. *tear
Renegade SoundSystem 311





Jun 9 2009 7:02 PM

haha I think you steared thoes graduating students on a right path to life lol
CronkNews





Jun 10 2009 1:18 PM

Thanks for adding us, Eugene! We're huge fans. Loved the grad speech.

Sleepyhead ECK <3





Jun 9 2009 4:47 PM

Eugene! Gasp!
RELIGIONE : TO ALL HOLY CEREMONY HAS BEGUN





Jun 9 2009 12:29 AM

Hello,

What's gravitating?
Thanks for the addition, I really appreciate it.

Have a great week & keep in touch.
Clyde Webb





Jun 9 2009 2:00 AM

You're my favorite comedian.
Carson





Jun 1 2009 11:32 PM

You say things, and then people go "hahaha."
The things are magic or witchcraft obviously.
But.. what if.. the lord gave someone the power to make people go "hahaha" at will. You are the third horseman of the apocalypse bringing the plague of "hahaha."

You deserve more credit! TIME MAGAZINE COVER: THIS MAN WILL MAKE YOU HAHAHA
Lauren





Jun 2 2009 3:14 AM

Thanks for the add. I was watching the Home Movies Season 4 Commentary, and thought I'd look you up. See someone did listen. haha a few years late, but still.
:-)
Prolly Pocket





Jun 2 2009 7:30 AM

Yaaay! ^_^

Eugene Mirman is my MySpace friend now!

All that's left is to see you perform on stage. :D
THE CYNICS





Jun 2 2009 10:00 PM

WoW it was GReaT to MeeT YoU FuNNy MaN!
Hey, since they found out that both YoU AnD The FuRRiEs approve of The Pitts, they are having the G20 summit here!

The Cabinet will be a hard act to follow tho'...
emmie-lee





Jun 2 2009 11:49 AM

Dear delta airlines,
My name is Emily Young.
I am a fan of comedian/actor Eugene Horse-dick Mirman,
who you may recongize from his small recuring role on HBO's flight of the conchords.
Mr mirman flew on your airline from seattle to new york where you lost his luggage.
Quick expersition; you delivered his luggage twice to the wrong adress in atlanta,
refused to pick it back up, then said you would pick it up, then never came
and then told him to file a claim and then wait to hear back within ten weeks.
Eugene discribed his trumatic insident with your terrible airline on stage,
as a result i will NEVER, ever ever fly with you again.
Your airline is worse then someone dressing up as hitler as a joke
and not understanding why that is offensive.
If your airline was drowning I would save you but give you a look like..
'I can't believe I am saving such an asshole.'
to make things right, if I were you I would formally apoligize to
eugine on television, give him controlling stock in delta airlines
or 10 000 dollars, (whichever is greater) and lastly, make a video
of yourself hitting yourself in the balls while going 'why am I hitting myself?'
and put it on youtube.
Yours sincerely, Emily Young.
Zach


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Jun 7 2009 11:47 PM

hey man i was wondering if you would like to go get a bucket of chicken with me. COMMENT BACK OR ILL CUT YOU FROM YOUR STOMACH
Nita





Jun 1 2009 4:43 PM

wahoo! you're my friend now. not that this means you i actually know you now. when are you coming to the UK?
EZ III





Jun 1 2009 7:01 PM

THANX FOR ADDING ME BRO, IM A HUGE FAN. CHECK OUT MY STUFF TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.
Lacy





May 23 2009 5:44 AM

Great show in pittsburgh.

i will mail my delta postcard as soon as possible.
JASON





May 25 2009 8:36 AM

the book is ......genius?
Cheech





May 25 2009 7:45 PM

It was so fun to see you last night. Thanks for opening!

Zing,

Cheech
Vroom Vroom Party Starter





May 26 2009 3:56 AM

eugene if you ever have the urge to go down south on something just do it to america. come to tampa fl and you won't be dissappointed.
best regards,
curtis
Shanae





May 26 2009 6:49 PM

come.

to boise.

please thank you and your welcome.
Vincent





May 27 2009 3:42 AM

hey eugene
i think your sexy i want your  butt
ya homo i probably watching u
Renegade SoundSystem 311





May 27 2009 6:50 PM

hah wtf no Kansas City lol u gotta check thoes things hah its all good im seein the better comedian Demetri Martin friday I kid I kid u are both equaly funny ha well keep up the good work Mr.Mirman
The Jim Pullman Band





May 18 2009 12:15 AM

hey man,
saw you open for the conchords in minneapolis. you were fantastic! thanks for the laughs.
oh and sorry about the shoddy venue. one would think the fine folks at the northrop would check these things before a sold out show..guess not.
anyway, cheers, jP
BlakeTahoe





May 13 2009 11:16 PM

hey man i just wanted to say as a comic myself(not nearly as famous as you though haha..i can only wish to be on flight of the conchords)..you're playing dead bit with bears was genius
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