emily
Emily Evans
Emily Evans What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow?

Female
26 years old
Winchester, Virginia
United States



Last Login: 12/27/2009
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    emily's Interests
Generalmaking guacamole. enjoying the company of fish. making jewelry and purses. conservation. cetaceans. wine in a box. writing. drawing. art. reading. lip gloss. three toed sloths. sleeping. the ologies. tennis. shopping at the goodwill. the MBTI. boycotting wal-mart. enjoying a drink now and then. zombies. neurons. organizing things. learning. forgetting and relearning. vegetarianism/veganism. music. computers. gaming. emails from amy. cake mix flavored ice cream. chipotle burritos. piercings. being in water. volvos. the collective unconscious. alchemy. burning calories. reptiles. tattoos. long hair. skirts-mini or the kind that flow in transcendental winds. pogonotrophy. carnies. sculpting. the carbon cycle. the eagle nebula. dinosaurs. spear wielding chimpanzees. sleep paralysis. skittles. crochet. duct tape. sushi. Sesquipedalianism, windchimes.
Musicdeath cab for cutie, finch, nirvana, radiohead, all the grunge bands, sunny day real estate, strung out, APC, NIN, cold, chevelle, deftones, earshot, far, limp, jimmy eat world, offspring, ozma, pavement, plexi, radish/ben kweller, rasputina, redline, RJD2, rentals, samiam, silverchair, snow patrol, stabbing westward, STP, SOAD, toadies, weezer, Rob D, prodigy, the fire theft, echocast, ATDI, the mars volta, sparta, paul oakenfold, coldplay,
Moviesthe best thing about movies is that i always forget what they're about and every time i watch them, it's like seeing it for the first time. i enjoy gattaca, the notebook, the last unicorn, life of david gale, seven, zombie movies, horror movies (though i find myself frequently disappointed with the newer ones), sci-fi, and the occasional smut scene to suit my fancy.
TelevisionFirefly, LA Ink, nature oriented programs.
Booksauthors: david b. coe, Jung, le guin, anthony, jordan, goodkind, king, other random stuff. the bending the landscape series- original gay and lesbian writing, that's good stuff. mainly just horror, sci-fi, fantasy, and other books. i'm really not too terribly picky about genres.
HeroesAll the good people of Sea Shepherd. Paul Eppinger
Groups: they call us emilyShepherd University Gaming and Anime GuildMarfanHeartsMarFaN SynDrOmE HoTTiEzMarfan's SyndromeMan Boobs are cool!Autism Speaks and So Do WeMyers-Briggs Typology

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     emily's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Hometown:Dayton, Ohio
Body type:5' 7" / Slim / Slender
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:College graduate
Occupation:polysomnographic technician

   emily's Schools
Shepherd College
Shepherdstown, WEST VIRGINIA
Graduated: 2007
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Psychology
Minor: art
Clubs: ALLIES, SUGAG, LWA
 

2002 to 2007

   emily's Companies
USGS
kearneysville, WV US
Fish Wrangler
fish health

2006-2007
Borders
Winc, va US
Incredible Bookseller

A sleep Clinic
Winchester, VA US
Sleep Tech
Apnea Busters




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About me:
A sulcata tortoise lives in my kitchen and a ball python resides in my living room. Also, I'm beautiful, smart, and talented. Sorry, it's just the way it is. 86%

San Diego Dating

My score on The Brutally Honest Personality Test:

Crackpot - INTJ
(40% Extraversion, 60% Intuition, 73% Thinking, 80% Judging)

http://is2.okcupid.com/users/136/238/13623884563866545256/mt1165223180.jpg

People hate you. Paris Hilton hates Nicole Richie. Lex Luther hates Superman. Garfield hates Mondays. But none these even rates against the insurmountable hate, people have for you. I mean, you're pretty damn clever and you know it. You love to flaunt your potential. Heard the word "arrogant" lately? How about "jerk?" Or perhaps they only say that behind your back. That's right. I know I can say this cause you're not going to cry. You're not exactly the most emotional person. You'd rather spend time with your theoretical questions and abstract theories than with other people. Ever been kissed? Ever even been on a date? Trust me, your inflated ego is a complete turnoff with the opposite sex and I am telling you, you're not that great with relationships as it is. You're never going to be a dude or chick magnet, purely because you're more concerned with yourself than others. Meh. They all hate you already anyway. How about this- "stubborn?" Hrm? Heard that lately? All those facts which don't fit your theories must just be wrong, right? I mean, really, the vast amounts of time you spend with your head in the clouds...you're just plain strange. *****************

Link: The Brutally Honest Personality Test

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You Are in the Genital Stage of Development
According to Dr. Freud, you've reached the genital stage of development.
Whatever issues you may have had in your childhood have been resolved.
You don't have any hang ups, and you are able to function as a stable adult.
You are the model of being well-adjusted, and you are able to balance your life beautifully.
Who I'd like to meet:
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emily's Friends Comments
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Athena

Athena



Dec 25 2009 3:34 AM


Sexy Comments & Profile Graphics


El Superhombre

Ryan Braithwaite



Dec 25 2009 1:27 AM

Photobucket
K to the arl

K to the arl



Dec 9 2009 1:43 AM

Sup new myspace friend. :-P
Athena

Athena



Nov 26 2009 5:03 AM


glitter-graphics.com
Athena

Athena



Nov 17 2009 4:37 AM

zwani.com myspace graphic comments
I Miss You Graphic Comments

Andrew

Andrew



Nov 7 2009 6:57 AM

I really miss you...
shelli

shelli



Oct 5 2009 5:59 PM

if i wasn't in California i would come. that looks like the greatest theme for a party ever.
Keegan

Keegan



Sep 17 2009 4:52 PM

Hey, how's it going?  Haven't seen you enjoying any flying dog lately.
mTo...Photo

mTo...Photo



Aug 26 2009 10:16 AM



                                                 little summer time beauty?
Josh

Josh Hubbard



Aug 25 2009 3:07 AM

Cyanide and<br />Happiness, a daily webcomic
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mTo...Photo

mTo...Photo



Aug 6 2009 4:16 AM

hello there.  what have you been up to?  how has your summer been?
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Sack Religious Handbags



Jul 31 2009 11:01 PM



Free shipping for a limited time on this and many other amazing items at SackReligious.Etsy.com
James

James Affinito



Jul 18 2009 4:01 PM

Im online stalking you today only, as I am busy tomorrow. Its the best I can do.
Aly

Aly



Jul 17 2009 12:46 PM

Oh my eyes! Love the pic... skank!
Andrew

Andrew



Jun 29 2009 2:17 AM

I totally agree, wonder if that's within regs.
Cloud Nine Art

Cloud Nine Art



Jun 23 2009 3:37 PM

Wow, that sounds like an awful hassle simply to rid myself of this annoying chin scar. So much for that plan.

Unless they do backstreet plastic surgeries with clothes-hangers.
Cloud Nine Art

Cloud Nine Art



Jun 23 2009 3:14 PM

How would I go about placing an order for a new chin?
Cussie

Jessica Canterbury



Jun 8 2009 4:55 AM

Size 2  . . . .Butt Head
Kritty

Kristi Squires



Jun 5 2009 3:36 AM

thanks, you're pretty adorable yourself there pretty lady

Robert

Robert



Jun 2 2009 12:19 AM

Hey there, I like the drawing you made of me. Looks better than the actual picture ;)

Just not sure if you were really bored or if I have a new stalker...
Geeky "Momma" Neva >^..^<

Geeky "Momma" Neva >^..^<



May 28 2009 11:59 PM

niffty the likeness is remarkable

Cussie

Jessica Canterbury



May 28 2009 3:04 AM

I'm so jealous of you
Andrew

Andrew



May 26 2009 4:35 PM

Those are some really awesome drawings. way to go!
Rachel

Rachel



May 21 2009 7:40 PM

Yup. Thats about all I paint with. :] Oils scare me. Haha.
Andrew

Andrew



May 17 2009 3:25 AM

<<<------ lonely and a little lost...
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