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It's gonna be an Imodium kinda day today.... No Bueno.Mood: Sharty ShartyPosted at 2:58 PM Nov 6 view more

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  • Evel Dick Donato

  • 46 / Male
  • Hollywood, California, US
  • Last Login: 11/7/2009

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  • Evel Dick Donato It's gonna be an Imodium kinda day today.... No Bueno.
    Mood: Sharty Sharty
    Posted at 2:58 PM Nov 6

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Interests

  • General



    I have a ton of interests and things that occupy my mind. I try not to limit myself and to keep an open mind about all things. You will only rob yourself of experiencing something that could be the coolest thing you have ever tried. This argument is great when trying to convince someone to do something out of their comfort zone in situations like dare devilish and adventurous things. But it does not hold much water when used in trying to convince me into some sexual experience involving poo, sorry. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ..... So my interests would include everything from surfing to porn, from lilacs to marijuana, from concerts to cats, from reading to riding Harleys, from traveling to a long walk on the beach, from spending quality time with people important to me to wasting time talking bullshit and deep subjects with strippers I will never see again. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ....... Probly one of the things I like about myself most is the ability to see what interests the people I love and to be able to make that or some part of that, my interest or hobby or whatever the hell it is, to make it one of my own, making something else you have in common. I think that is important and I think people appreciate it as well.

  • Music

    Check out an awesome friend I reconnected with recently. Aimee Allen.... I have been a fan and a friend since the day we met. My buddy DJ Ashba played guitar in her video and that is how I met her. I saw her talent immediately and after getting to know her understood what made her so passionate in her music as well as her life, her heart, her mind and the core of her soul. Here is the link to her myspace www.myspace.com/aimeeallen and here is the link to her first single, the video that DJ was in. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-WqwnF0iMk Check out 6am's CD. My buddy DJ Ashba is the guitar player in the band with Nikki Sixx. The CD went to #1 on the Rock Charts. Congratulations DJ!! Anything that Rocks! I do have a wide array of music tastes. All time fav's are Beatles, Eagles, Stones, Zep, VH, STP, Crue, SxTx, GnR, Ramones, 80's new wave, Punk, Metal, even a bit of crossover pop, not that shit that Brittney Spears puts out or Avril claims is punk, can someone slap that bitch for me please..... or that shit like American Idol and MTV shoves down your throat saying it is cool....to Buddy Rich and Sinatra. And yes, I could list this shit on for a mile down the page, but who really gives a fuck?

  • Movies

    Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction, Res.Dogs, Amadeus, Exorcist, Good Fellas, Deer Hunter, The Godfather I & II, The Matrix, Barfly, BladeRunner, A nightmare before X-mas, Big Fish, True Romance, Albino Alligator, the cat fight scene in 2 days in the valley, the cat fight scene in Wild Things. Star Wars A New Hope is still one of the greatest and Indiana Jones as well. I loved Jaws, it wasn't just a great movie, it cleared out all the best surf spots for quite a while... Robert Shaw should have won an Oscar for that roll. And of course.......

  • Television

    SouthPark kicks ass, Dave Chappelle is one funny fucker even though he lost his shit, Bill Mahr, The Simpsons, National Geographic channel, Discovery Channel, All in the Family, Speed Racer, Kimba the white lion (which Disney completely ripped off to make the Lion King), Get Smart..... missed it by that much. Most shows on TV are made for mindless idiots, but there is some shit on there that is fucking great, if you look for it.

  • Books

    Lots........ No matter how advanced technology is or becomes, our imaginations are still the best. And reading is something that sparks the imagination... You remember imagination, don't you? It was that thing you had as a child that could keep you playing in a box for days or in the sand box or girls with their dolls, dress up and tea parties.... The thing that was all but completely robbed from you by the time you hit Jr. H.S. with all of the responsibilities, bullshit, church, society, conformity, teach you to think like they think, dress like they dress, act like they act or..... Get it back and go read a book... from Stephen King to F. Scott Fitzgerald. If you have never read Stephen King/Peter Straub's book the Talisman, you are missing out. F. Scott Fitzgerald's compilation book of short stories is the shit. James Herbert, an English author, has some great books as well....

  • Heroes

    Anyone that can say fuck you to the world, live their lives like they want to and make money at it... It's about loving what you do, being happy with the person you are... not what kind of car it affords you to drive or how much plastic surgery it affords you to get.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: BROOKLYN!
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 0" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Cancer
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: I play an asshole on TV (and real life)

Schools

  • Long Beach City College

    • Long Beach,CA
    • Graduated: 2013
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: In Progress
    1982 to 2007

  • Long Beach School for Adults

    • Long Beach,CA
    • Graduated: 1981
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    1981 to 1981

  • Lakewood High School

    • Lakewood,CA
    • Graduated: 1981
    • Student status: Alumni
    1980 to 1981

  • Melodyland High School

    • Anaheim,CA
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Major: A Major Asshole even then
    • Minor: Minor cuts and bruises
    1980 to 1981

  • Jordan High

    • Long Beach,California
    • Graduated: 1981
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Clubs: NTS
    1978 to 1981

Networking

  • World Class Asshole Most Notorious Best Villian Best Entertainer in a Reality series

  • Keith Richards Double in Pirates of the Caribbean III

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About me:

Welcome to the one and only OFFICIAL EvelDick MySpace page, bitches...









Anyone interested in watching an old season. If so, let me know and we can plan it out to where we give everyone who wants to, time to aquire the season we will be watching. Then we can watch episodes each Sunday, Tues and Thurs and have scheduled chats to talk about it. Kind of like Opera's book club, but not even close, lol..... Anyone into it? Let me know and tell me what season you think would be a good one to watch and play along......
It looks like it will BB2 and we will start in Feb.

But in the meantime, have a good laugh, I did... good shit right here people.

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Check my blogs to keep up on all my bullshit, I am trying my best to keep it udated pretty regular. There is a lot going on and it is almost overwhelming, but fun none the less. I could give a fuck about being "famous", I just went in the house to play a game and try to win some money.... and I did. So, if anything else comes out of this, it is all icing on the cake, fuck it. I did what I had to do and if it is over, cool with me. We will see what happens now, there are a lot of doors open to me now. Just for being myself and being true to myself, the asshole I am.

I have always done my best to be open and honest and although I don't always succeed, I try. I have always tried to live my life to the fullest. I am a great friend to have. I am always the wild one in the group, but people are suprised by how thoughtful I am. I am the center of attention in a group, but I like being alone. I can be superficial, yet people are always surprised how deep I am. I am a smart guy that can do the fucking stupidest things. I am a conflict of terms and emotion..... I am who I am and I am good with that. I am eccentric, unique, strange, off center and like no one you have ever met.

Just try to live your life to the fullest. Don't let anyone's guilt trippin', religious shackles or way of life, keep you from the life you want to live. Hold on to your integrity with an iron fist, when you compromise your integrity, you start losing yourself and start becoming like the rest of the assholes we loath when we were very young and our ideals were actually important. When you compromise your integrity you lose the piece of being a unique individual and start becoming typical. You start compromising your integrity, then you start compromising who the person you are or want to be is. Before you even realize what has happened, you are wondering how did I get here? Be as honest as you can, including being honest with yourself and you will be the person you set out to be. End of rant.........

This was a very bad week for Dustin, yet strangely enough, a very good week for me.....



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Who I'd like to meet:

Pam Anderson....naked in my bed. Howard Hughes, Walt Disney, JFK, Cheech & Chong, Marv Albert after the hooker ripped his wig off and called the cops, Richard Pryor before he caught fire from his crack pipe (did he will that pipe to Whitney Huston?) Leonardo De Vinci, I would have loved to have a few beers with Einstein, Hitler, Bill Gates in High School so I could give him a swirly and beat his ass for all the wasted time with fucking windows, Lee Harvey Oswald, John Lennon before Yoko had him making music that sounds like 2 cats fucking, Pete Rose's bookie, The guy that sat next to OJ on the flight he was .. the murder, The Three Stooges and there is no CurlyJoe, Joe or even Shemp in the Stooges, The guy in charge of backstage at the Coliseum the one in Rome during the gladiators not the place that Brittany Spears sang, Martin Lawrence when he lost his shit and was arrested, the guy that floated the bullshit stories of any and all unsolved assassinations, Nostradomas, John Wayne Gacy, Adolf Hitler as a little boy, the main torture guy in the Dungeons of London the dude that did all the brutality, John Smith just to ask, What the fuck are you thinking, some of these fanatical religious zealots of Islam just to tell them that fucking a virgin isn't all it is cracked up to be......fucking 40 of them would make me want to kill myself, and if they are already dead, well that should be torture enough and George W. so I could kick him in his fucking nuts... Why couldn't Dick Cheney have gone hunting with him and shot him in the face?.. ..

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