Evil Bastard
Creampuff Casper Milquetoast with the I.Q. of a Fencepost

Male
34 years old
East Motherfuckin' Van, British Columbia
Canada



Last Login: 5/21/2009
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    Evil Bastard's Interests
GeneralFlirting, Humiliation, Crooning, Gettin' Frisky
MusicWell, lately I've been rockin' out to Who Cares, Mr. Plow, The Heartaches Razz Band, The Jazz Nazis, The Joint Cheifs, JohNNy SiZZle, The Meat Department, the Butthole Surfers, Esmerelda Strange, Beastial Cunt, Blackie Leblanc and the White Niggers, The Cryptos, Sack Blabath, Fat Joe Satan, The Wet Spots, SkaBOOM, The Tiger Lillies, Limegold, The Dresden Dolls, Alley Mattress, The Young Professionals, Ween, Richard Cheese and of course Hotrod Scaryoke with wendythirteen. Everything else fuckin' blows.
MoviesQuite frankly I've lost interest in cinema since the death of Melody Mangler's Movie Mondays.
TelevisionTV rots your brain... like it's crack cocaine. That being said I'm a big fan of the Simpsons, the Trailer Park Boys, Kids in the Hall, the Price is Right, Doctor Who, Rescue Me, Twin Peaks, Archie Bunker, the Colbert Report and lots of other shit. But I draw the line at fucking reality shows. Hire some fucking writers and actors you cockass corporate hacks!
BooksAnything banned, burned or that comes in its own plastic wrapper.
HeroesBob Barker, G.G. Allin
Groups: BurlesqueDrunkards and SquaresLucha LocasJoey Ramone End of Days Alliance.Retrodolls (tm)Lucha Va VoomLatex NationThe Anti-Zombie Attack Squad

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     Evil Bastard's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:The asshole of Canada
Body type:6' 1" / Slim / Slender
Religion:Scientologist
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Post grad
Occupation:Gameshow / Burlesque host
Income:$250,000 and Higher



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About me:
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, freaks, faggots, junkies, and crackwhores of all ages: I am Evil Bastard and this is the Taboo Revue!!! I’m the lecherous lounge lizard of the Taboo Revue. I’m the Bob Barker or to a lesser extent the Chuck Woolery of Gameshow Night. I’m the Mummy from our live production of Ed Wood's Orgy of the Dead. And I’m everybodies favourite ex-boyfriend. It's a tough but rewarding gig. I don’t do it for the money; I do it for the dressing room privileges. We've rocked out with our cocks out in the Couv' for a while now and we're hitting the road up and down the west coast and all over B.C. and Alberta. Check our shit out at: www.screamingchicken.net and stay tuned folks, cause The Taboo Revue may be coming to a town near you!!! Oh yeah, this is my co-host Bernie Bombay. He's new to MySpace so you should add him. And if you see him on the street you should shout obceneties and throw rotten vegetables at him.
Who I'd like to meet:
Burlesque performers, rollergirls, circus freaks, fucked up bands, fucked up artists, super heroes, pin-up girls, luchadors, cam whores, contestants, fake celebrites, fetish models, puppets, drag queens, crusty punks, mentalists, political leaders, geeks, killer clowns, kitties, dominatrixes and basically just a nice girl to settle down with and have a bunch of bastard children.

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jim rose circus





Jun 21 2009 5:15 AM

yes my facebook got hacked so i have to start over.PLEASE join
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jim-Rose-Circus/73911349699?re
f=share

..FANS FANS FANS this show is going to be amazing..keep checking this site for tour dates and updates we start on the west coast july 3rd
thanks
jim
2009 tour poster
Pop Haydn





Jun 5 2009 6:56 PM

Thought you would enjoy seeing the poster for our event at the Laugh Factory! Hope everything is good! Cheers!


The Cure for the 21st Century!


PopHaydn.com
jim rose circus secret internet agents





Jun 2 2009 7:10 AM

yes our facebook got hacked so we have to start over.PLEASE join
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jim-Rose-Circus/73911349699?re
f=share
our west coast show dates are posted on facebook and this site
www.myspace.com/jimrosecircus
THE JIM ROSE CIRCUS VS. JAKE THE SNAKE ROBERTS TOUR
pretty girls,wresting,amazing circus stunts and a FIST FIGHT
If you are in a BAND that is not in a west coast city and want to open for us contact your local promoter and tell them jim sent you..we will be booking the rest of the U.S next week so please do it now..if you are a circus ,freak show,burlesque,variety,vaudeville,dance,singer,comedy performer please contact us now here for all dates and future dates..if you are a WRESTLER contact sinn bohdi he is in jim rose circus top friends
thanks
jim
Rosie Delight





Feb 21 2009 4:38 PM

♥Thanks for Being A Friend!♥

jim rose circus





Feb 2 2009 8:43 AM

Hi Im going to be in your area soon. Im writing a new book about the people I meet on the road. We should throw a small party together. If you want to hang out ,message me at my other site here
www. myspace. com/toohotforfizzle
We dont read the messages at the circus site.
There are too many there and hard to manage
danyavaad and the shimmy sisters





Dec 11 2008 11:25 PM

Evil Bastard, thanks for the add!
middle eastern bellydance music
Check out the videos and the
new CD/DVD 'March of the Gypsies'!
Scarlet Fever





Nov 9 2008 3:53 PM

Februaryflyer
The Pink Flamingo Burlesque





Oct 31 2008 8:25 PM

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Ms. Fever Blister





Oct 6 2008 4:43 PM

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Evil Bastard -You're my HERO!!!!!! Pleasure to be added to YOUR space.. XX Fever

paul ;scibak





Jul 31 2008 12:35 AM

happy birthday hilly man love ya call me 250 507 9437 later to you
spoOk





Jul 30 2008 8:18 PM

happy day munkee bum
Lucy Buttons- The Queen of Rock and Roll Burlesque





Jul 29 2008 5:16 AM

Happy Birthday
Chris Walter





Jul 25 2008 3:13 PM

Happy b-day, ya evil bastard!
Torchy Taboo





Jul 24 2008 3:22 PM

Happy, happy BDay Boy! Photobucket
And yes you actually DO look just like my favorite ex-boyfriend...for real!!
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Jun 8 2008 9:02 PM

thanks cute
kiss*
high fives you.. (g.
g allin)
Vincent Drambuie





Jun 1 2008 7:27 PM

thanks for the kind words. you have an amazing burlesque world up in b.c. keep in touch.
vincent drambuie
go-go Amy





Apr 25 2008 1:22 AM

I can't wait for tomorrow's show!!!
Vancouver International Burlesque Festival





Mar 28 2008 11:00 PM

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HUBBA HUBBA REVUE!





Mar 20 2008 5:48 PM

The Genuine Jug Band





Mar 10 2008 4:30 AM

Evil is as evil does.
Vancouver Burlesque, Vaudeville & Variety





Feb 1 2008 8:07 PM

Thanks for becoming my friend and for your comment. As i said not sure whether its for me or everyone else in town.. but i think its cool to have it all listed in the one spot.
SPECTRAL THEATRE SOCIETY





Dec 30 2007 9:35 PM

This is a comment from someone that hasn't had their account hacked. At least I don't think we have.
Opium Poppy Fields





Dec 30 2007 2:12 AM

hieeeeeeee
here's a comment! boo!
missmay





Dec 29 2007 11:57 PM

hi sunshine. how's van city these days? xx
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