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Why are you such a stupid asshole?
Would you really like to know?
Well, let Evil C. tell you why:
You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey.
Be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird.
Life can be perfect.
People can be trusted.
Someday, you will fall in love and have a nice quiet home of your very own.
Free from all the pain.
Happy and having fun all the time.
It never happened...did it?
The details of my life are quite inconsequential....where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
My objective is simple: world domination. There is one thing that most evil-doers cannot abide, and that is happiness. Cheerfulness, contentedness, warm-fuzzy-I-love-you-ness, call it what you will.
It's horrid. Wretched. And it must be stopped.
Evil-doers try to attempt this in many ways, thus focusing their efforts on general badness and the spreading of widespread misery. To turn that smile upside-down into one big unhappy frown, and overall just make the world a worse place.
Oh, and I also like strippers and/or professional sex workers with big breastesses and big round buttocks. I hate fake boobs.
By the way, I love Sriracha hot sauce.
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.
Onionbooty.com.
Music
"The Exorcist" soundtrack, "The Omen" soundtrack, Venom, Strapping Young Lad,Devastation, Dark Angel, Death, Exodus, Metallica (circa 1983-1986), Sarah McLachlan, Messhugah, Beth Orton, Malevolent Creation, Misfits, Sepultura (with Max), Morbid Angel, Demolition Hammer, Exhorder, Zero Sequence, dead horse. I can't lie: I'm old-school and old-school metal is the best. The stuff out today all sounds the same.
Oh and anything produced by Coast.
Movies
Anything by Paul Thomas Anderson or Darren Aronofsky. Anything in the following genres: horror, scat, snuff, goatse, 2girls1cup and bukkake.
Television
I stopped watching regular television years ago. I will not watch TV again until the day that the networks begin showing porn. Well...sometimes I watch 30 Rock.
Books
The Alphabet of Manliness. I'm OK - You're OK, How to Kill Those You Hate and Get Away With It, Chicken Soup for the Soul. "Something Happened" by Joseph Heller. "The 120 Days of Sodom" by Marquis De Sade.
Heroes
Cliff Burton, Evil Chuck Schuldiner, Nikola Tesla, Bill Hicks, Randy Rhoads, Howard Philips Lovecraft, Joe Yayo, Bill Gates, The Ancient Ones, Gene Hoglan, Travis Bickle, C. Gunnz, Steve DiGiorgio, Tyler Durden, Stunta, Ron Jeremy, Max Cady, Massa Mohawk, Coast, Nacho Vidal...and the adversary, archfiend, beast, Beelzebub, Belial, brute, common enemy, dastard, diablo, bybbuk, enfant terrible, Evil One, fiend, hellion, imp, knave, leviathan, Lucifer, Mephistopheles, monster, ogre, rogue, scamp, scoundrel, sin and villian also known as SATAN!!!!!!!!!
The University Of Texas Medical Branch
Galveston,Texas
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.
Major: Obstetrics and Gynecology
Minor: Specialty:Breast reflexology massage and female proctology
1995 to 2000
University Of Houston-University Park
Houston,Texas
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Electrical Power Technology
Minor: Computer Engineering Technology
1989 to 1995
Harlingen H S
Harlingen,Texas
Graduated: 1989
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Metal Militia
1986 to 1989
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About me:
I'm currently signed to Street Science Management. Shout outs to Jessica and Gfilms for picking me up. Be on the look out for my mixtape: Evil never dies - coming soon.
Where do I begin?? My personal qualities are such that I lean towards causing injury and mischief. I am proud to have and exhibit bad moral qualities. I am morally corrupt, wicked and vicious. I threaten and produce sorrow, distress, injury, and/or calamity. I enjoy anything which impairs the happiness of a being or deprives a being of any good; anything which causes suffering of any kind to sentient beings - it is more than a hobby - it's a way of life. But being evil is actually so much more than all that. It is wickedness, malevolence, the desire to do people wrong. To take power for yourself at the expense of others, and then using it in the most ruthless and vile of ways. It is hurting people for no good reason at all, horrifically destroying their lives and then jumping up on down on their corpses. It is hatred and wrath and rage.
To summarize it all: I hate to love and I love to hate.
I am uncut: I'm keeping it real. Uncircumcised and proud. One can never be too rich or have too much foreskin. Circumcision is genital mutilation.
There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused...and my utter indifference toward it,I have now surpassed.
My pain is constant and sharp...and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape.
But even after admitting this,there is no catharsis.
My punishment continues to elude me...and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself.
No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling.
This confession has meant... nothing.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I do what I want to do. I look like I want to look, I fuck like you want to fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not. I'm in progression while you regress in idolatry. I'm reading what I want to read, you read what you're expected to. I'm thinking what I want to think, as your mind denies the truth.
Fuck what you know. You need to forget about what you know, that's your problem. Forget about what you think you know about life, about friendship,and about love.
Do as thou wilt, shall be the whole of the law.
I am heartless, you will fear me day and night. I reek of putrid mentality and my aura's exuding might. There is no way to stop me, so consider what you try and just remember that I am me and I stand not by your side.
My mind retains no sympathy and it's banished love, too. My lowest retaliation keeps me over you.
Give and take is not how I live, when I fucking take, you'd better give.
Who I'd like to meet: Brian Fellow, Alizée Jacotey,Miosotis, Cthulu,Ewa Sonnet,Joe Yayo, the Bang Bros,Goatse,Kacey the pornstar, Vlad the Impaler,C. Gunnz,Christy Canyon, Traci Lords (pre-1986), Charles Manson, Joseph Stalin,Cain, Henry Lee Lucas, Stunta the Bad Guy, Jack the Ripper, BadApple, Genghis Khan, Elizabeth Bathory, Ivan the Terrible, TW Girl and GFilms.
Sarah Silverman is the best!
April Flores:
I love ChristinaModel: The best dancer in the world!!!
THE NEW AUTHORITY IN INDIE MUSIC! IWOVUMUSIC gets artists connected and gigs at local shows and events. Go to www.im.iwovu.com for more details or sign-up at www.iwovu.com and submit your information... .. .... .. ..
My apologies for not stoppin by your page but work can get hectic and I can't keep up sometimes!! =) But I try!! Anyways I wanted to share some of my recent work with you!!
Feel free to click the player or stop by my page and listen to my music when you get a chance! (Don't worry the auto play is turned off) LoL
Just wanted to let everyone know that I'm currently in a contest through ExploreTalent and would appreciate any support and/or votes I can get, if I end up getting in the top few I may end up adding some songs from my new album early! You can vote for me at this link! http://www.exploretalent.com/contest_video.php?cm_id=10037&talentnum=3000649
EvilCarlos Just an Update to my Fans and Friends, thanks on the Luv and support.. I got a lil Video for you from the kid.. Check it out and Check out the Music. Tell me how you Like it.. Dont' forget to sign my guestbook on the page. Its Starting to feel alot like Christmas.... Hope ya Ready.. This Year is about to come to a close...
US Tour w/ Between The Buried And Me, Cynic & Devin Townsend! Jan 11th @ Meridian in Houston! Be there! Pre-sale tickets are also now on sale, if you plan on coming I highly suggest getting them now! Available at ticketmaster. Links on our page!
CHECK OUT THE NEW TRACKS ON MY PAGE MIX TAPE COMING SOON LIL CASIRON DA PRINCE OF THE FUNK SHOVING LIL FAKE WANA BE RAPPERS OUT THE WAY STEP YO GAME UP THATS WATS UP !!!!
The “K.O.D. TOUR 2009” will bring together some of the most unique forces in independent Hip Hop. TECH N9NE pairs up for this outing with his STRANGE MUSIC cohorts, KRIZZ KALIKO, KUTT CALHOUN and BIG SCOOB...
Also joining this unique tour will be the collective known as SLAUGHTERHOUSE- CROOKED I, JOE BUDDEN, JOEL ORTIZ & ROYCE 5'9" along with STEVIE STONE, GLASSES MALONE AND K-OTIX... IN H-TOWN 11/03/09- WAREHOUSE LIVE
Please watch this video of my song "Lean on My Shoulders" its a very emotional and inspiring song. Download it if you like it. Thank you. youtube.com/bettawithtoast (my youtube)
KNOCK CITY ENT, RODNEY HUSTLE OF GULFCOAST ALLSTARS, SEIDEMG & MIXXMASTER DJ QUICK presents Marc Twang; a single release event at Metro, Downtown SA on Oct 16th at 11pm.
Excuse me, can you lend me a minute of your time? Thanks! After many long nights in the studio, sweating, frustrated, and emotional trying to reach perfection, My album "Hazardous" is finally up for sale. I put everything i had into this album, so much energy and passion. I can honestly say this is my best work yet. It would be a shame for all my hard work and efforts to go unconsidered. Im not asking you to buy it nor am I asking you to like it, but I am asking you to give it an honest listen. If you like it, great! If you buy it, even better! If you hate it, no hard feelings. Let me know the outcome. Thanks for your time.
We're doing a Headlining show @ Warehouse Live, main room! October 17th! Its our welcome home show from the Dream Theater tour! Playing our entire new album and bringing back some oldies!
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