☆Jessica- Accept No Substitutions☆
Jessica Acker
Jessica Acker I put the "sic" in Jessica.

Female
22 years old
New Bern, North Carolina
United States



Last Login: 12/1/2009
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    ☆Jessica- Accept No Substitutions☆'s Interests
Music

Movies
You Are An Invisible Ex
You're so over your ex, you hardly even remember you have an ex.
You prefer leave all of the baggage behind you - far, far behind.
As they say, indifference is the opposite of love!

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BooksI read all the time. There are so many books that I like, I'm not even going to attempt to list them here.
HeroesMy Heroes are:
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Jessica's Reason for Travelling Back in Time:

To steal a treasure map for some buried pirate treasure
Time Machine!

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Groups: -The Sims 2-The Sims 2I am Addicted to the SimsUtter Randomness Groupfat kid clubWeird AL YankovicSystem Of A DownIrish Mob Style

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     ☆Jessica- Accept No Substitutions☆'s Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:New Bern
Body type:5' 5" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Wiccan
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Auto Part Delivery

   ☆Jessica- Accept No Substitutions☆'s Schools
Craven Community College
New Bern,North Carolina
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Art
Clubs: Sigma Phi Sigma Sigma, International Club
 

2005 to Present
West Craven High
Vanceboro,North Carolina
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Drama Club, Bi-Chem-Phi, Art Honor Society
 

2002 to 2005

   ☆Jessica- Accept No Substitutions☆'s Companies
Carquest
New Bern, NC US
Delivery Driver

August until Current.



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   ☆Jessica- Accept No Substitutions☆'s Blurbs
About me:

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net


Please Check out my youTube videos! I have quite a few to choose from for your entertainment!
http://www.youtube.com/user/evillion15

For those of you that know me why are you reading this? Anyway, I am super cool and very outgoing. My friends say I am pure evil and I think they might be right. I don't follow trends I make them. I also am a VERY VERY VERY RANDOM person, I LOVE to say random stuff for no reason. I may not be the hottest sun in the sky but In the end I got it where it counts.

Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet Weird Al in person and hang out with him and party!

I'd die for a chance to meet Serj Tankian AKA lead singer of System of a Down and does some kick ass solo music. LOVE HIM.

Did I mention that I have a thing for pirates? I'd like to meet a pirate... one that bathes anyway...


   ☆Jessica- Accept No Substitutions☆'s Friend Space (Top 12)
☆Jessica- Accept No Substitutions☆ has 57 friends.
 Perfection is Obscene 


 Sam. Ant. Ha! 


 Kris the Futurama Nerd 


 Jag 


 -E.L.M. 


 Charlye :D 


 The Other Amanda 


 Jessyka Sparx™ 


 Weird Al Yankovic 


 Airiel Down 


 Lemon Demon 


 Serj Tankian 





☆Jessica- Accept No Substitutions☆'s Friends Comments
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Acedia & Sarcasm

Joanna Carter



Nov 28 2009 9:01 PM

http://www.myspace.com/gagecradledriverx that's it.
-E.L.M.

Eric McLohon



Nov 26 2009 3:41 AM

This tiny ass chip came in this huge box!!

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This last picture, I took, at a gas station in Boone.
Acedia & Sarcasm

Joanna Carter



Nov 17 2009 7:08 AM

me too!!  sooo.... whatcha wanna do?
Acedia & Sarcasm

Joanna Carter



Nov 16 2009 11:14 AM

dude!  what's up!  we still on for hanging out friday, right?
-E.L.M.

Eric McLohon



Nov 15 2009 3:16 AM

LMFAO! i love that ufc one. and taht story about the wheel chair could only happen in the Great town of Paw Paw!
-E.L.M.

Eric McLohon



Nov 10 2009 11:40 PM

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-E.L.M.

Eric McLohon



Nov 10 2009 11:35 PM

Okay, you asked for it.
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Perfection is Obscene

Christopher Toler



Nov 10 2009 2:54 AM

why thank you lol i dont get that often
Perfection is Obscene

Christopher Toler



Nov 10 2009 2:53 AM

lmao but the bear was so comfy lol
-E.L.M.

Eric McLohon



Nov 9 2009 11:54 PM

You're the only one i know who appreciates stupid pictures.

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-E.L.M.

Eric McLohon



Nov 4 2009 2:16 AM

If that's what breathalizers are like in real life, i'm never drinking again lol.

......................THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!
-E.L.M.

Eric McLohon



Nov 4 2009 1:17 AM

I hung out with my wilmington friends and pretty much did the samething downtown, messing with people. Some jackass was dressed up like a Breathalizer, with a straw going out from his crotch, and it said "blow here".
-E.L.M.

Eric McLohon



Nov 3 2009 2:09 AM

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..........what did you do for Halloween lol?
Sam. Ant. Ha!

Samantha Wynne



Oct 27 2009 2:56 PM

Wow. David Spade has no soul.


Sam. Ant. Ha!

Samantha Wynne



Oct 21 2009 10:49 PM

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Kris the Futurama Nerd

Kristen Acker



Oct 20 2009 9:19 PM

And that bear was my father!
Sam. Ant. Ha!

Samantha Wynne



Oct 3 2009 3:43 AM

Wtf? Randomly found this on deviantART.

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-E.L.M.

Eric McLohon



Sep 3 2009 11:47 AM

no it wasn't me. Dammit, now that means i have a look-a-like. I wanna meet this fag.
Evan

Evan Brinkley



Sep 3 2009 3:21 AM

..
-E.L.M.

Eric McLohon



Sep 3 2009 12:47 AM

yeah, Disney's getting xX_Hard_xx_Core_Xx br00tal! lol, how the hell are they gonna sensor out the violence that marvel is famous for?
Evan

Evan Brinkley



Sep 1 2009 11:41 PM

eels.
Christy☆

Christy☆



Aug 26 2009 12:22 AM

thankyou:))...no one seems to like the name they say it makes them think satan??
CodyAnne

CodyAnne



Aug 13 2009 6:00 PM

Why, thank you!

I especially like your artwork.  Wish I had your amount of creativity :)
™[katie]☮

Katie McGuire



Aug 12 2009 1:31 AM

hihihihihihihihihihihi.
i miss you.
and i can't help but add that i have an aim that's called poptartpuke.
that's pretty creative.
anyways, i miss you and i love you.
and guess what
my ass burns for you. ;)
-E.L.M.

Eric McLohon



Aug 11 2009 2:09 AM

some of my old screen names for AOL were GlassofVenom, BloodyBunnies, and MorbidMailbox. Let's see you beat that creativity.
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