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Evil Primate

General Info

  • Website

    evilprimate.com
  • Professional Affiliations

    The Illuminati, The Tri-Eye, The Girl Scouts of America

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About me:

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Who We Are

We are in New York. We are in Orlando. We are in Chicago. We are in Japan. WE ARE EVERYWHERE (as long as 'everywhere' is New York, Orlando, Chicago, or Japan).

What We Do

Movies - We create short films. They are entertaining. Very entertaining. How entertaining? I just said, assclown. VERY. Pay attention.

Radio - We do podcasts. We use all the fancy RSS and Atoms and uranium and whatever the hell else you kids use after you watch Jonny Lee Miller hack the Gibson.

Film Club - You pick the movies, we watch them. Download our commentaries and watch them along with your (least) favorite DVDs. Call in to our hotline and leave your own reviews of the movies we watch. We add them to the commentary for everyone to hear. Instant stardom for you, a nice little break for us.

Who I'd like to meet:

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Hometown: We're nomads. Wanderers. Misfits. Love us.
  • Zodiac Sign: Virgo
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes

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