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Evil Primate

		Yeah, apparently. Male 28 years old BROOKLYN, New York United States Last Login: 1/19/2009

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Evil Primate's Film Bio

Website	evilprimate.com
Professional Affiliations	The Illuminati, The Tri-Eye, The Girl Scouts of America

Evil Primate's Interests

General	What we like this month: Special, New Super Mario Bros., and Air Conditioning. That's right, we capitalized it. Because that noun be PROPER in this New York City heat.
Music	Word of advice: keep your eye on a little band called "The Rolling Stones." They're a little wet behind the ears, but we think they just might have what it takes to go the distance.
Movies	If you don't want to read the most boring 35-page essay of your life, don't ask people who make movies about movies.
Television	Eddie never shuts up about Lost. Jon is still in denial about Smallville totally sucking these days. Alan and Ben are all about The Boondocks. Anthony still can't believe Misfits of Science was cancelled.

Evil Primate's Details

Status:	Single
Hometown:	We're nomads. Wanderers. Misfits. Love us.
Zodiac Sign:	Virgo
Smoke / Drink:	Yes / Yes

Evil Primate's Films

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Films: 10

Total Plays: 307

Plays Today: 0

Lemonade Stand

Run Time: 84

Plays: 44
Comments: 0

2008 MTV Movie Awards - WTF?

Run Time: 63

Plays: 60
Comments: 0

Dining With Disaster

Run Time: 215

Plays: 20
Comments: 0

Gag Reel

Run Time: 288

Plays: 20
Comments: 0

Support Group

Run Time: 298

Plays: 49
Comments: 1

5 O'Clock Deadline

Run Time: 428

Plays: 18
Comments: 0

The Rebound Guy

Run Time: 272

Plays: 21
Comments: 0

The Language of Love

Run Time: 262

Plays: 42
Comments: 0

Gangster Gathering

Run Time: 115

Plays: 20
Comments: 0

The Couch

Run Time: 245

Plays: 13
Comments: 0

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Film Club Returns! (view more)

Podcast Episode 009: The One Where We Go (view more)

Podcast (008) Oh My God, There's A Girl In The Room (view more)

Download "In Your Eyes (Cluck Cluck Version)" MP3! (view more)

Podcast 007: We're Just Not That Into This (view more)

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Evil Primate's Blurbs

About me:

Who We Are

We are in New York. We are in Orlando. We are in Chicago. We are in Japan. WE ARE EVERYWHERE (as long as 'everywhere' is New York, Orlando, Chicago, or Japan).

What We Do

Movies - We create short films. They are entertaining. Very entertaining. How entertaining? I just said, assclown. VERY. Pay attention.

Radio - We do podcasts. We use all the fancy RSS and Atoms and uranium and whatever the hell else you kids use after you watch Jonny Lee Miller hack the Gibson.

Film Club - You pick the movies, we watch them. Download our commentaries and watch them along with your (least) favorite DVDs. Call in to our hotline and leave your own reviews of the movies we watch. We add them to the commentary for everyone to hear. Instant stardom for you, a nice little break for us.

Who I'd like to meet:

Evil Primate's Friend Space (Top 21)

Evil Primate has 106 friends.

Bytejacker

The Management

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Anthony Carboni

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Garrett

Tighe!

Rachel Anna

Nucleotides

Jess

kevin

a giant ass

Jonathan

Mallory

Lauren

Jamie

Martha

Anytime Annie

Check me out over at www.NatashaYi.net !!!

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Evil Primate's Friends Comments

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Tighe!	May 11 2008 3:03 PM Slim to none. I'm totally onboard with what the 13 year old girls are doing nowdays. Nice profile pic, btw Aren't half of those people dead or in jail at this point?
Coney Island Film Festival	Jan 3 2008 5:11 PM Happy New Year!
Mallory	Jan 2 2008 9:01 AM Happy New Year Evil Primate!! (Holy Jesus that was a lot of proper nouns in a row). Thank you for bringing me tons of happiness throughout 2007!
!) /-\ l\l l\l '/	Oct 18 2007 12:13 AM i would hear you guys obsess over car bombs and i didn't know what the big deal was until i had my first five in a row on oct. 6, my 21 birthday. i got so fucked up and yet i did not puke, did not pass out, and did not wake up with a hangover. in addition, i also had six beers, and one jager bomb. my friedns were so surprised. thank you for indirectingly introducing me to car bombs. i'm hooked now
!) /-\ l\l l\l '/	Oct 16 2007 9:08 PM hey. whatever happened to that video anthony did using a song from the trembling blue stars. i loved that video
Mallory	May 2 2007 9:49 PM Hello evil primate. You are awesome.
Tighe!	Mar 29 2007 7:27 PM I hear Evil Primate is a front for laundering money into the Teamster Pension Fund. But that's just what I hear...
a giant ass	Mar 27 2007 5:52 PM Talk about plunging into darkness! OH! rim shot
a giant ass	Mar 3 2007 2:26 AM Woo! I just posted on the forum for the first time in what seems to have been a year!!!! GO EVIL PRIMATE!
Dr.Homeboy	Mar 2 2007 10:55 PM Hey. Loved the new movie.
Jonathan	Sep 10 2006 10:19 PM I vote for the new EP myspace comment to be "Wanna make out!"
kmj	Aug 26 2006 1:21 PM I think the movie "Story Meetings" you guys made is my favorite, but I still have somemore to whatch, they are all great an full of laughs, SO GOOD JOB!!!!!! I WANT MORE FUNNY!
kmj	Aug 26 2006 1:15 PM WOW!!! I haven't been on myspace in 1 WHOLE DAY! That has to be a record! DUDE!!! I want to put that movie on my myspace, SOOOOO BAD! But I dont think it will let me. YOU GUYS ROCK! It would be cool to meet you in real life one day.... I didnt mean to steal your bikes, but I did MEAN TO STEAL YOUR HEARTS! YOU'LL NEVER GET THEM BACK! AND I WONT BREAK THEM! lol Love you !!! XOXOXOX KELSO
kmj	Aug 21 2006 8:22 PM i love u guys
Jonathan	Aug 21 2006 4:21 PM Thanks for the add. Keep up the kick ass work.
kmj	Aug 20 2006 5:41 PM Okay I just accepted you guys, YOU HAVE TO BE the coolest people on myspace! OMG! HAHAHAHA
Mallory	Jul 11 2006 4:48 AM I accept your comment with gratitude!
Crazy Trazy	Jun 2 2006 6:45 PM What a "whale" of a video, nice work!
Nelson Ortiz	May 27 2006 3:46 PM Thanks for the add, Thats some funny stuff you got there. Loved it.
Molly	May 2 2006 6:01 AM /unend comment jack Takes one to know one. /end comment jack
Mallory	May 2 2006 5:43 AM Molly, you are a nerd. /end comment jack
Molly	May 2 2006 5:41 AM I do not lie, like, ever. So pft2u
Mallory	May 2 2006 5:40 AM Shut up, you totally left a WoW comment of your own volition. Stop telling hateful, vile lies.
Molly	May 2 2006 5:37 AM Heck yes I rule harder than most. We took down Nef in WoW lolz. Ftw. (P.S Happy sister?)
Mallory	May 2 2006 5:32 AM You're going to get my sister in trouuuuubbbble. For the last name thing. And she does rock pretty darn hard.

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