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Evil Primate
Yeah, apparently.

Male
28 years old
BROOKLYN, New York
United States



Last Login: 1/19/2009
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Websiteevilprimate.com
Professional AffiliationsThe Illuminati, The Tri-Eye, The Girl Scouts of America

    Evil Primate's Interests
GeneralWhat we like this month: Special, New Super Mario Bros., and Air Conditioning. That's right, we capitalized it. Because that noun be PROPER in this New York City heat.
MusicWord of advice: keep your eye on a little band called "The Rolling Stones." They're a little wet behind the ears, but we think they just might have what it takes to go the distance.
MoviesIf you don't want to read the most boring 35-page essay of your life, don't ask people who make movies about movies.
TelevisionEddie never shuts up about Lost. Jon is still in denial about Smallville totally sucking these days. Alan and Ben are all about The Boondocks. Anthony still can't believe Misfits of Science was cancelled.

     Evil Primate's Details
Status:Single
Hometown:We're nomads. Wanderers. Misfits. Love us.
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes


Evil Primate's Films [View All Films]
Films: 10 Total Plays: 307 Plays Today: 0
Lemonade Stand
Lemonade Stand rating
2008 MTV Movie Awards - WTF?
2008 MTV Movie Awards - WTF? rating
Dining With Disaster
Dining With Disaster rating
Gag Reel
Gag Reel rating
Support Group
Support Group rating
5 O'Clock Deadline
5 O'Clock Deadline rating
The Rebound Guy
The Rebound Guy rating
The Language of Love
The Language of Love rating
Gangster Gathering
Gangster Gathering rating
The Couch
The Couch rating
 

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Film Club Returns!  (view more)

Podcast Episode 009: The One Where We Go  (view more)

Podcast (008) Oh My God, There's A Girl In The Room  (view more)

Download "In Your Eyes (Cluck Cluck Version)" MP3!  (view more)

Podcast 007: We're Just Not That Into This  (view more)

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   Evil Primate's Blurbs
About me:

Who We Are

We are in New York. We are in Orlando. We are in Chicago. We are in Japan. WE ARE EVERYWHERE (as long as 'everywhere' is New York, Orlando, Chicago, or Japan).

What We Do

Movies - We create short films. They are entertaining. Very entertaining. How entertaining? I just said, assclown. VERY. Pay attention.

Radio - We do podcasts. We use all the fancy RSS and Atoms and uranium and whatever the hell else you kids use after you watch Jonny Lee Miller hack the Gibson.

Film Club - You pick the movies, we watch them. Download our commentaries and watch them along with your (least) favorite DVDs. Call in to our hotline and leave your own reviews of the movies we watch. We add them to the commentary for everyone to hear. Instant stardom for you, a nice little break for us.

Who I'd like to meet:

   Evil Primate's Friend Space (Top 21)
Evil Primate has 106 friends.
 Bytejacker 


 The Management 


 Thula 


 Anthony Carboni 


 Edwin Michael 


 Garrett 


 Tighe! 


 Rachel Anna 


 Nucleotides 


 Jess 


 kevin 


 * 


 a giant ass 


 Jonathan 


 Mallory 


 Lauren 


 Jamie 


 Martha 


 Anytime Annie 


 Check me out over at www.NatashaYi.net !!! 


 Lukasz 





Evil Primate's Friends Comments
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Tighe!





May 11 2008 3:03 PM

Slim to none.

I'm totally onboard with what the 13 year old girls are doing nowdays.

Nice profile pic, btw

Aren't half of those people dead or in jail at this point?
Coney Island Film Festival





Jan 3 2008 5:11 PM

Happy New Year!

Photobucket
Mallory





Jan 2 2008 9:01 AM

Happy New Year Evil Primate!! (Holy Jesus that was a lot of proper nouns in a row). Thank you for bringing me tons of happiness throughout 2007!
!) /-\ l\l l\l '/





Oct 18 2007 12:13 AM

i would hear you guys obsess over car bombs and i didn't know what the big deal was until i had my first five in a row on oct. 6, my 21 birthday. i got so fucked up and yet i did not puke, did not pass out, and did not wake up with a hangover. in addition, i also had six beers, and one jager bomb. my friedns were so surprised. thank you for indirectingly introducing me to car bombs. i'm hooked now
!) /-\ l\l l\l '/





Oct 16 2007 9:08 PM

hey. whatever happened to that video anthony did using a song from the trembling blue stars. i loved that video
Mallory





May 2 2007 9:49 PM

Hello evil primate. You are awesome.
Tighe!





Mar 29 2007 7:27 PM

I hear Evil Primate is a front for laundering money into the Teamster Pension Fund.

But that's just what I hear...
a giant ass





Mar 27 2007 5:52 PM

Talk about plunging into darkness! OH! *rim shot*
a giant ass





Mar 3 2007 2:26 AM

Woo! I just posted on the forum for the first time in what seems to have been a year!!!! GO EVIL PRIMATE!
Dr.Homeboy





Mar 2 2007 10:55 PM

Hey. Loved the new movie.
Jonathan





Sep 10 2006 10:19 PM

I vote for the new EP myspace comment to be "Wanna make out!"
kmj





Aug 26 2006 1:21 PM

I think the movie "Story Meetings" you guys made is my favorite, but I still have somemore to whatch, they are all great an full of laughs, SO GOOD JOB!!!!!! I WANT MORE FUNNY!
kmj





Aug 26 2006 1:15 PM

WOW!!! I haven't been on myspace in 1 WHOLE DAY! That has to be a record! DUDE!!! I want to put that movie on my myspace, SOOOOO BAD! But I dont think it will let me. YOU GUYS ROCK! It would be cool to meet you in real life one day.... I didnt mean to steal your bikes, but I did MEAN TO STEAL YOUR HEARTS! YOU'LL NEVER GET THEM BACK! AND I WONT BREAK THEM! lol Love you !!!


XOXOXOX

KELSO
kmj





Aug 21 2006 8:22 PM

i love u guys
Jonathan





Aug 21 2006 4:21 PM

Thanks for the add. Keep up the kick ass work.
kmj





Aug 20 2006 5:41 PM

Okay I just accepted you guys, YOU HAVE TO BE the coolest people on myspace! OMG! HAHAHAHA
Mallory





Jul 11 2006 4:48 AM

I accept your comment with gratitude!
Crazy Trazy





Jun 2 2006 6:45 PM

What a "whale" of a video, nice work!
Nelson Ortiz





May 27 2006 3:46 PM

Thanks for the add, Thats some funny stuff you got there. Loved it.
Molly





May 2 2006 6:01 AM

/unend comment jack

Takes one to know one.

/end comment jack
Mallory





May 2 2006 5:43 AM

Molly, you are a nerd.

/end comment jack
Molly





May 2 2006 5:41 AM

I do not lie, like, ever.


So pft2u
Mallory





May 2 2006 5:40 AM

Shut up, you totally left a WoW comment of your own volition.

Stop telling hateful, vile lies.
Molly





May 2 2006 5:37 AM

Heck yes I rule harder than most. We took down Nef in WoW lolz.
Ftw.

(P.S Happy sister?)
Mallory





May 2 2006 5:32 AM

You're going to get my sister in trouuuuubbbble. For the last name thing. And she does rock pretty darn hard.
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