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yes, you must do some more rage, the 1 you did was hillarious

Hahahahah your a fuckin genius dood

Why thank you my friend, I'm enjoying your tracks on here and i fuckin love your youtube stuff lol the Tool tributes are my favorite Great job translating all those wonderful songs into their respective forms. It is a breath of fresh air to see someone creating something positive and respectful yet satirical. Bloody brilliant! we should jam sometime if your ever in the US my HQ is Atlanta

Hey mike! How are you? ive only just realised that uve so kindly accepted my (myspace)friendship! Im stealing Dara away for a month (coz im a succubus) to go to europe but I'll make sure he comes to see his Lahhhhhhnden homies when we come back! Hi to Max from me, Love Kirst x x x

Field Marshall Stephenson,

I have also recommened to my commanding officer that you be awarded a VC for bringing Extreme Student Survival to the Myspace community. Along with Private Perkins' support, I am confident you shall be in the Queen's New Year's Honours list. As you know Perkins was an outstanding member of the Militia and remains so despite his demotion for insubordination involving a samurai sword.

With you continued support and urban warrior/social wizardry skills, ESS is still able to touch millions of individuals who are affected by the realistic and gritty scenarios highlighted by our production team. All we ever sought to achieve was to provide students with expert and practical advice for dealing with social situations. I can say with great aplomb, we have done our duty.

In our present epoch of social disintegration, degeneration and decadence combined with unnecessary alliteration, I hope the Militia and it's mouthpiece: Extreme Student Survival will prove a bastion of duty and virtue.

Sir, I salute you and thankyou for reuniting us all under the banner of ESS.

I leave you with the words of the great warrior poet Marcus Aurelius: "Do not indulge in dreams of having what you have not, but reckon up the chief of the blessings you do possess, and then thankfully remember how you would crave for them if they were not yours"

Sincerely,

SPC Signaller Dom Welburn BA(hons)

That's more like it Stephensonny Boy.

Apologies for the drunken ramblings. It was Salbo Shit-Geek's fault.

Mike, i think your myspace
when stirred like a martini,
by a woman in a bikini,
gives a scent of petrol,
or maybe its rophynol
thats making me unusual,
i think its the chemicals....

Mike, Mike, almost a Tyke,
but Hadfield fell to the limbo of the midlands,
A halfway non-entity between places you'd like to be,
Hill strewn landscape of misery.

So he escapes to the london town,
Streets paved of gold,
his soul will be sold,
to the extras agency,
a face in a book,
just another hopeful midlander,
trying to get out of a rut.

Although Mike can't get enough cock,

He's sure to try by hanging round docks.

Waiting for sailors with their new stock

Kosovan or Kurd, just give him a rock

To hit them hard, for a cheeky knock

Means he can have his way and mock

Just how easy it is to get his injection of cock