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Ernie Von Schmaltz
Ernie Elsa Von Schmaltz
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Home of The Man, The Myth, The Mustache
Male
46 years old
Seattle, Washington
United States
Last Login: 11/25/2009
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Mood:
handsome
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Ernie Von Schmaltz's Interests
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| General | Attending wine tastings, life drawing art groups, reading early 19th century poetry, viewing French cinema, going to the symphony and bagging chicks in my Camaro. | | Music | Manly music. Masculino musica. | | Movies | Chico and the Man, Dodgeball, Kung Fu films | | Television | Starsky and Hutch, The Rockford Files, Dukes of Hazard | | Books | Juggs, Hustler, Penthouse and Charlotte's Web. | | Heroes | All mustachioed men everywhere. |
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Ernie Von Schmaltz's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Zodiac Sign: | Gemini | | Occupation: | Male Exotic Dancer |
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Ernie Von Schmaltz's Schools
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Arcata High
Arcata,CA
Graduated: 1991
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
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About me:
As I'm sure you can tell, I'm a ladies man. Love the ladies. I really enjoy treating the ladies to a real man; a real man that can perform. You ladies like a man that can perform, dontcha? I can be seen performing, seducing women and taking off my clothes all over Seattle and surrounding suburban swing clubs. I've turned chicks on at The Pink Door, Columbia City Cabaret, Theatre Off Jackson, The ReBar, The Rendezvous and what used to be Leilani Lanes...(please a moment of silence for my favorite bowling alley...RIP). I've been entertaining the women publicly since the middle of 2005, but I have been satisfying in private since the beginning of time...
My babes, The Von Foxies and I have been around a few blocks together. They were getting a little sick of me contantly trying to post sexy photos of myself on their myspace page, so I am branching out and doing my own. Get it, DOING my own? Heh heh!
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Who I'd like to meet:
Ladies, women, chicks, babes, gals, hotties, supahflysexmaniacs. Members of the female persuasion. Van enthusiasts. Mustache riders and chest hair fetishists. Swingers. Polyester revivalists. Gold medallion wearers. People that have good taste.
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