evren (L-CA)
Explicit/Raw / Rated R / Stand-Up
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your lawyer comedian
Male
31 years old
SANTA CLARA, CALIFORNIA
United States
Last Login: 11/25/2009
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Mood:
angry
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evren (L-CA)'s Comedian Bio
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| Bio | I was raised to be kind, gentle person. A sympathetic person. A loving person. My parents are the nicest people I've ever met. The world, however, has beaten me into a cynical, hateful, bitter asshole. I fought back at first, then I took it like a wife in a trailer park right before the Tennessee State Trooper shows up on Cops.
I got my start when Jacob Sirof was opening for Doug Stanhope at the Purple Onion in San Francisco. I gave that faggot Sirof a rusty trombone behind a dumpster and he let me go on stage for 5 minutes in the middle of his act. Then, during the second half of his act, his wife Sherry gave me a rusty trombone.
I have no reason why I do comedy. I think it's just a vent, but I'd like to believe it's more than that. I'd like to believe that eventually, I'll make someone, somewhere, vomit. | | Website | You're looking at it. | | Influences | Doug Stanhope, Bill Hicks, Dave Attell, Andy Andrist, Sean Rouse | | TV Shows | Once, I was involved in a Cinco de Mayo riot in downtown SJ and my mom saw me on the news flinging a cup full of carrot juice (no, really) at a cop with a full body shield. Dinner was akward that night. | | Films | I've appeared at the Mercado 20 making fun of little asian gang bangers. Hey meng, i cut you meng. | | Albums | One day, I'd like to record something. And some day, that record will have "people's exhibit A" next to it with a sobbing mother at the witness stand. |
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evren (L-CA)'s Interests
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| General | Constitutional Law, Intellectual Property law | | Music | Classic rock | | Movies | Vulgar, 12 Monkeys, Team America, The Man Who Would be King, The Matrix Trilogy, Falling Down, Swingers, Pulp Fiction... I'll think of more later. | | Television | The Shield, Family Guy, Simpsons, Best Week Ever, The Soup... | | Books | "The Bill of Rights" by Akhil Reed Amar is a must read for every American. | | Heroes | Earl Warren, Thurgood Marshall |
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evren (L-CA)'s Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Santa Clara, California | | Body type: | 5' 7" / Some extra baggage | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Atheist | | Zodiac Sign: | Cancer | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Undecided | | Education: | Post grad | | Occupation: | Stand Up Comic | | Income: | $60,000 to $75,000 |
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evren (L-CA)'s Schools
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Santa Clara University
Santa Clara,California
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Professional
Major: Law
Current Courses:
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2004 to Present |
Santa Clara University
Santa Clara,California
Graduated: 2004
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Electrical Engineering
Current Courses:
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2003 to 2004 |
San Diego State University
San Diego,California
Graduated: 2002
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Electrical Engineering
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1999 to 2002 |
De Anza College
Cupertino,California
Graduated: 1999
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: mathematics and Physics
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1995 to 1999 |
Lynbrook High
San Jose,California
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Clubs: Wow, what a waste of time. I could have spent those years learning to rob liquor stores or avoid rape in prison. You know, something useful.
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1992 to 1995 |
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evren (L-CA)'s Networking
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Music - Live - Other
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Why isn't there a comedy section up there? Is myspace full of bullshit singer/ songwriters talking about how pansy they are?
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evren (L-CA)'s Companies
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Applied Micro Circuits Corporation
San Diego, California US
Marketing Engineer
SONET
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June 2000 to August 2002
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National Semiconductor
Santa Clara, California US
Product Engineer
Audio
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June 2003- present
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evren (L-CA)'s Blurbs |
About me:
In my last semester of law school. Prepping for the bar.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Alex Kozinski, Frank Easterbrook, Pauline Newman, Sandra Day O'Connor
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evren (L-CA) has 466 friends.
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