Evo
Evan Moore
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Male
26 years old
Brooklyn Heights, New York
United States
Last Login: 11/22/2009
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Evo's Interests
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8Ball 8Ball Revoultion
What a cool guy you are! | | Music | Modest Mouse, Tegan and Sara, Bright Eyes, Broken Social Scene, Archetecture in Helsinki, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Santana, Pink Mountaintops, The Deadly Syndrome, New Pornographers, Belle and Sebastian, Fleetwood Mac, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Beastie Boys, Stevie Wonder, Postal Service. | | Movies | I like a lot of movies, too many to list really. All time favorite director is Terry Gilliam (Time Bandits, Brazil, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen). One of my most favorite movies is The City of Lost Children, and recent favorites include Little Children, The Wackness, and most comic book movies too cause yeah I am a huge dork. | | Television | Adult Swim, Arrested Development, Mr Show, Upright Citizens Brigade, Strangers With Candy, Family Guy, The State, 30 Rock, The Office, Mad Men, Weeds, True Blood, Wipeout, and I promise I don't ever watch Smallville (I promise). | | Books | I always tell everybody I'm a big fan of vonnegut but I haven't read a single one of his books. *Update: I have now read 8 books by Kurt Vonnegut and now know for sure that I am a huge fan* Heh heh, I have read Catch 22 which is probably my favorite book. |
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Stella, ROCKSTARS OF COMEDY, VIP!, Comedians of MySpace, El Paso music and arts, Club Alchemy, Stand-up Comics, Santarchy, Yatta's Open Auditions Forum
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Evo's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Cerritos | | Body type: | 5' 11" / Athletic | | Religion: | Atheist | | Zodiac Sign: | Aries | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | In college | | Income: | $30,000 to $45,000 |
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Evo's Schools
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Los Angeles City College
Los Angeles, CA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
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2006 to Present |
California Polytechnic State Univ-San Luis Obispo
San Luis Obispo, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: In Progress
Major: Electrical Engineering
Clubs: Smile and Nod: Cal Poly's Finest Improv Comedy
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2001 to 2003 |
Mayfair High
Bellflower, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: What?
Clubs: Dude, everything. I was in drama and shit like what. And I was president of the Academic Academy, also known as, the Smart People Club.
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1997 to 2001 |
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Evo's Companies
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American Greetings
Cerritos, CA US
Greeting Card Stooge
Retail
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4/99-10/99
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TMG/Mosaic Solutions
La Mirada, CA US
Toyologist (seriously that was my title)
Marketing
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4/00-5/01
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Mobile Systems Wireless
Mission Viejo, CA US
Cell Phone Salesman
Sales
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6/01-9/01
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La Cuesta Inn
San Luis Obispo, CA US
Night Auditor
Hospitality
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1/02-7/02
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Systems and Marketing Solutions
Arroyo Grande, CA US
Telemarketer
Sales
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07/02-10/02
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Paradise Marketing
Shell Beach, CA US
Telemarketer
Sales
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One Sad day in October
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Precision Engineering
San Luis Obispo, CA US
Assistant Mechanic
Um Auto Body
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10/02-01/03
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Sears
San Luis Obispo, CA US
Consultive Sales Associate
Hardware
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01/03-04/04
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Entertaiment Delivery Group
Los Angeles, CA US
Courrier
Message Delivery?
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4/04-5/04
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Pacific Office Solutions
Rancho Santa Margarita, CA US
Account Executive
Sales
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5/04-10/04
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Agent Orange
All over, Most of them US
Roadie/Merch Monkey
Artists Support
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10/04-11/04
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Dick Dale Enterprises
All Over, Mostly Texas So Far US
Roadie/Personal Assistant
Artists Support
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12/04-Present
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BrandsOnSale.com
Cerritos, CA US
Customer Service Biotch! And Purchasing and stuff.
Order Operations
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01/05-06/05
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Explore Talent
Hollywood, CA US
If Hell had greeters like Wal Mart.
Hope and Dream Exploiting Dept.
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Three Weeks in August
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California Psychics
Hollywood, CA US
Production Assistant
Marketing
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Evo's Latest Blog Entry
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What's Scarier: Geography Edition
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Gross Ad Report .2
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Gross Ad Report .1
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The Velocity of Evan
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In Bad Taste
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Evo's Blurbs |
About me:
*** ABOUT ME REDUX ***
I live in Brooklyn Heights in New York with my lovely fiance Stacie. She just took the California Bar exam and is now living in California. I am looking forward to joining her as soon as I finally finish off my degree at CUNY.
I've been working in online marketing, advertising, and product development for more than 5 years now and have an awesome French Bulldog named Oliver who is awesome. That is all.
*** WHAT I SAID ABOUT MYSELF LIKE 5 YEARS AGO ***
The problem with getting to know me is that I tell the same stories a thousand times. Each time refining the details until its a perfect anecdote. So I'll use this opportunity to get a lot of those stories out of the way. That way if we ever have a conversation, I'll actually ask questions about you instead of telling stories about myself.
Random Facts About Evo:
- From age 3-5 my babysitter was Tiffany the one-hit wonder from the 80's who sang "I think we're alone now." Thirteen years later I had a subscription to Playboy when she posed in it.
- I've worked a lot of strange jobs. Auto-mechanic, copier salesman, toy demonstrator, I delivered phone books for a while, and of course I was a roadie for Agent Orange, The Misfits, and King of the Surf Guitar Dick Dale. In the past I have blogged about my experiences at these various jobs, you can read them if you like:
"I don't want to get herpes...again!"
I sell crap for a living. I am a poopsmith.
Evo's Roadtrip '05: The Challenge
Neon Plastic Palm Trees (In Utah-ro)
Why is his name Spuds McKenzie when he has nothing to do with potatoes?
Pre-Historic Monster that thinks its bigger than it is...oh and a miniature dinosaur too!
So that's pretty much everything you would ever need to know about me. I don't even see a reason why you'd ever need to meet me now. Below are some random other blogs and stuff I've posted before:
- I was on an episode of MTV's Next that went horribly awry and will never see the light of day. Here's the story:
Next: Human Puppetry and other Secrets of Hollywood
- Super powers are more feasible than you think. Get the scoop:
A German Baby Could Kick My Ass!
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Who I'd like to meet:
Everybody. I love people, I usually find something good and interesting in everybody. I'll especially like to meet or talk to you if you have a good sense of irreverence and humor. However, I don't really need to meet any girls at this point, I have an awesome fiance named Stacie and she is awesomer than all other girls and boys too.
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