I'll start out by saying YES I am an asshole, YES I have Double Standards, YES I think Only my Rules Matter, YES I want everything my way, YES I am always right, YES if I talk about something it's because I know what I'm talking about, YES I have issues and if I don't Ill create some. I have a special way of being the nicest Asshole you'll ever meet. I don't like long walks in the park, and I can't stand Country Music and don't consider it music. I have a great rack and bunz of steel (Ummm ok maybe not). I am aware that people talk shit and would love to take my place but the sad reality is I also know those people talk about me because their own lives are so god damn boring, so make up rumors and say shit, it gives me fuel for my site Extreme John.com where I address the assholes, shitty local business's and of course great things as well.
I am the owner of Extreme Tan and Smoothies as well as INSANE LIMOS which features the most INSANE LIMOS anywhere in this part of Florida. If your in the Tampa, Clearwater, Largo Florida area and your looking for Tanning or the hottest Limousine for your private party, girls night out, event, wedding, bachelor party or whatever else than look for Insane Limos!
John!! What is up stranger?? Damn.. long time no speak. haaha How is everything going? I think its time for all of us to go and party again!! Give me a call. Miss you guys!
aww the poles awsome!!! the best thing i could have put in my bedroom!I just need to get my muscles back.... a little muscle milk and a few push ups and ill be a pro in no time!lol. :)
Whad up big baller...shot caller...20 inch rims motha fucka..lol Just kidding. I love messin with you:)So when are you gonna mail me one of your dogs? Ill pay the shipping!!!
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