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COMING IN JUNE the Highly Anticipated NEW Album by FEEDINGTUBE
VOLUME THREE: FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION FLAVORED
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"FeedingTube is a sonic powerhouse of on-the-fly insanity. FeedingTube is known for their deep seeded political, social, and religious critiques. FeedingTube is Serious business. FeedingTube's dad can totally kick your dad's ass. If FeedingTube were to be given a monetary equivalent, it would be NAN (not a number) because FeedingTube is Priceless. The head master and chief of FeedingTube is Captain FeedingTube. He is a god amongst men. Anytime you're graced with the company of Captain FeedingTube you should reflect upon your life and realize how lucky you are to be in the same vicinity of such a magnificent being. The fans and band members of FeedingTube are Referred to, collectively, as "The Meat-Tube Frenzy" - this reflects their rabid devotion to all things FeedingTube and FeedingTube-esque. The Meat-Tube Frenzy will eat you alive, we shit you not. FeedingTube does not rotate band members, FeedingTube captures them. You cannot leave FeedingTube, it is with you for life. It will haunt you. According to Captain FeedingTube everyone else is a "MEAT_BAG". He often greets people as such in updates and newsletters. FeedingTube is Freedom Through Slavery. FeedingTube is the one-eyed man leading the blind. FeedingTube has released a few albums, including FeedingTube Volume One: Our Best Work To Date, and FeedingTube Volume Two: It's Raman Noodle Jello Time. There are rumors of a children's album as well as a Christmas album, but these can neither be confirmed or denied. Captain FeedingTube is currently spear-heading the newest effort of FeedingTube; FeedingTube Presents Volume Three: FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION FLAVORED. FeedingTube is Trying to Better their placement on Search Engines. FeedingTube. FeedingTube. FeedingTube."
SEE THESE REVIEWS?
"FEEDINGTUBE VOLUME TWO: IT'S RAMAN NOODLE JELLO TIME IS SIMPLY THE MOST AMAZING ALBUM TO LISTEN TO WHILE PLOTTING HOW TO POKE THE BARONESS IN HER BUTT" - DESTRO
"FeedingTube Volume Two: It's Raman Noodle Jello Time will surely get us all sued" - Captain FeedingTube
WTF?!?!
Leo Moron had this to say:
"It's clearly the most influential social critique from Ritalin fed Gen X'ers ever produced. Sharp as a razor and blunt as a hammer; the FeedingTube debut will be remembered for generations to come."
"The album 'FeedingTube: Volume ONE (Our Best Work to Date)' is literally their best work to date!" - Ellery Holmes
Isn't that review just riveting? Wait, there's more...
"The concept and design of FeedingTube's premier album is nothing short of absolute genius. All encompassing, 'FeedingTube: Volume ONE (Our Best Work to Date)' is a non stop ear-gasam." - Ben Seaver
"FeedingTube is pleasant to my old man ears" - Henry Warnimont
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