F3K (Funk 3000) is the trainwrecking electronic debacle that paralyzed your second cousin in first grade. Download and email it, link it through social media, seed a torrent of the mp3 for pirates--steal this shiatsu and spread it like H1N1 through Norm Coleman's "ethernet"...Find more F3K down here:
Now you gotta give points to Jaco Pastorius for style and delivery on this one:
"He toured in 1982; a swing through Japan was the highlight, and it was at this time that bizarre tales of Jaco's deteriorating behavior first surfaced. He shaved his head, painted his face black and threw his bass into Hiroshima Bay at one point."[8]
oh man, i'm so friggin jealous but appreciate the correspondence. keep me posted on what you've been up to and your commentary upon return to the japanese homeland. drop me some mail. as for me, did an independence day bash in crockett, tx which resulted in much beer-jam freakiness & a temporary loss of all sensation below the eyebrows.
{{HEY SQUARES! Why on earth are you using your Internet time so constructively?!! join this worthless app. in order to contribute clicks for a slyly disguised advertisement campaign which will earn me hundreds of free bail-out dollars!! yay! click HERE to join}}
This comment was sent by your infinitely bored 'acquaintance/friend/internet stalker' via the 'senseless waste of time' app. so as to annoy you beyond capacity. To block this app and all communications from it just pinch your nose and blow as hard as physically possible until either (1) bleeding occurs (2) ear drums have been rendered effectively useless or (3) asphyxiation resulting in loss of life; any of these being acceptable to the point that permanent vascular and/or brain damage has been fully sustained.
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uh, hey it's like the deej JC. i thut you might wanna try out this new app. b/c it will earn me residuals for designing my own senseless waste of time app.! yay! but if you'd rather just blow your eardrums out by blocking it, i will understand...tho I would NEVER forgive you. cheerio! ----------------------------------------
for sure dude. I've got a M-audio already here at home. Anyways, what you up to Sat? Party, my place. Bring chair(s), side dish (we got the meat products unless you want something specific), beer, tent, and your good party attitude. Should be sweet. You got my digits so give me a ring for more info and such. Peace.
