TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Clarence 'Football' Monkey Birthday: September 9, 1969 Birthplace: Nuya Dam, Business Current Location: in front of my computer, dumbass Eye Color: black Hair Color: brown Height: 11 inches Right Handed or Left Handed: I have both Your Heritage: I come from a long line of Awesomeness The Shoes You Wore Today: cleats Your Weakness: big tits Your Fears: Nothing Your Perfect Pizza: Free Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting my f'n radio show on the air Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: what's an intstant messenger? Thoughts First Waking Up: who the fuck is she? Your Best Physical Feature: my shy sexy smile.....and my huge cock. Your Bedtime: 2 am Your Most Missed Memory: the time I made Brett Favre cry in front of the whole lockeroom Pepsi or Coke: Coke MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds, that King guy with the plastic head is creepy Single or Group Dates: Group, one bitch can't handle me. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea sucks Chocolate or Vanilla: swirl Cappuccino or Coffee: neither Do you Smoke: I'm trying to quit Do you Swear: I've been known to drop an f-bomb or two Do you Sing: NO! Do you Shower Daily: Yeah, doesn't everybody? Have you Been in Love: Pimps up, hoes down. (that means no) Do you want to go to College: Are you offering to send me? Do you want to get Married: Do you belive in yourself: Yes, there is eveidence I exist Do you get Motion Sickness: Once Do you think you are Attractive: Yeah, I'd do me. Are you a Health Freak: freak is an ugly word Do you get along with your Parents: fuck you! my parents are dead....I'm just kidding we get along swell. Do you like Thunderstorms: why yes I do, how'd you know that? Do you play an Instrument: I get drunk and play guitar hero, does that count? In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm drunk now. In the past month have you Smoked: define "smoke" In the past month have you been on Drugs: defing "on" In the past month have you gone on a Date: no, but I've had 16 "booty calls" In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: It was more of a plastic package actually In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, that's disguting In the past month have you been on Stage: no I was on tv, but I didn't write those checks I swear. In the past month have you been Dumped: HELL NO! In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I told you I didn't write those checks! Ever been Drunk: I told you I'm drunk NOW Ever been called a Tease: yes, but I usually give it up Ever been Beaten up: nigga please! Ever Shoplifted: What are you a fuckin' cop? How do you want to Die: Really old What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am grown What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland......I'm not sure why In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: Green Favourite Hair Color: Short or Long Hair: Height: Weight: Best Clothing Style: Number of Drugs I have taken: at once? Number of CDs I own: 22,183 Number of Piercings: none Number of Tattoos: none Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1, doing this stupid ass survery. It's 2am! CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
