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Secret New Zine
Secret Newzine

		Shh! Male 31 years old Long Branch, New Jersey United States Last Login: 5/5/2009
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Secret New Zine's Interests

Music	We like local and national acts alike. If you're a cover band, wishing to have an interview appear in this zine, you'd better be ready for a "hard" interview, wherein you do some explaining.
Movies	Made one? Wanna tell us about it? Like to watch 'em? Wanna tell us about one? Feel free to drop a line!
Television	Don't waste your (or our) time. Unless you want to talk about Television technology, our good shows of the past, then stop thinking about Television. It's almost as much of a waste of time as the internet (hint hint).
Books	Even a bad book is better than a good day at work. Unless if you had to read it for school. Then an acid bath beats the tome into the ground. School is a plot designed to stop kids from reading.
Heroes	Superman, Batman, Spiderman, Lech Walesa, Father Maximillian Kolbe, Mother Theresa, Weird Al, Bob Dobbs, The Toxic Avenger, and anyone who voted for John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt for County Freeholder.

Secret New Zine's Details

Status:	Single
Hometown:	Long Branch
Body type:	3' 0"
Zodiac Sign:	Capricorn
Occupation:	Zine
Income:	$250,000 and Higher

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Secret New Zine's Blurbs

About me:
SECRET NEW ZINE

Serving the Jersey Shore Arts Scene Exactly What it Deserves since 1978

Uncensored, unabashed and running 30 years strong, SECRET NEW ZINE is proud to be the Jersey shore's leading and longest-running literary rabblerouser. ZINE prints what sissified, scared and co-opted tabloid-format wannabes wouldn't dare.

Who I'd like to meet:
We'd like to meet some SUBMISSIONS!

Kindly introduce us to your essays, artwork, short stories, comics, photos, et cetera! We're on the prowl for some fetching works of personal expression, irrespective of age, orientation, or clean bill of health. Hell, send us your discharge papers from the loony bin! We proudly will print them all!!!

Send us your best at: SUBMISSIONS PO BOX 487 MANASQUAN NJ, 08736

Please submit all text files in the PDF format, or I swear to god all your punctuation marks will be horrifically altered, and we are just vindictive enough to leave them that way.

Artists should note that our pages are 5.5 x 8.5, and if you give us images or comics that are not scaled to those dimensions we are going to make do with what we've got. Maybe we will just cut off your borders and leave them mutilated! Please don't force us into that. Your art deserves better.

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The Slaglords	Feb 10 2009 3:22 AM Wed. Feb. 11th Co. Jack Presents:.. Click me and Donate for the children of Gaza Click Brighton for more info.. Russ' Solo Suicide Come and watch me Die!! As my Guitar gently weeps. R.I.P. .. Albino Midget Showdown (with the Urban Shocker & Mike Nordsy).. MOFODISHU.. (with Mike Nordsy).. Deadly Ascension .. Hear the sounds of contorted mayhem! See the Confusion of tattered lives!
The Slaglords	Jan 16 2009 9:43 PM Sun. January 18 Co. Jack Presents:.. Russ' Solo Suicide .. . "Come Watch Me Die!" .. . A MOUTAIN OF CARDS .... ........ Patrick Veil .. . "I'm a Sex Zombie Baby! Yeah!!" . Sazzy .. . "Trust, it's a Russian roulette game"
A Shore Shot Photography Online Now!	Jan 1 2009 10:56 PM Happy Birthday and New Year!!!
Steve’s Comic Relief Comic Book Shop	Dec 11 2008 3:01 PM
The Urban Shocker	Dec 8 2008 3:28 AM All right Mr. Zine, I'm ready for my close-up!
the Loose Roosters	Sep 16 2008 1:02 AM
Gregory Schwartz Poetry G-3	Sep 15 2008 1:41 PM
Jenny	Sep 14 2008 11:44 PM It's kinda the face of jesus made from a pit bull puppy biting and scratching at a magazine add that was taped to the kitchen wall.
Tim Kelly	Sep 7 2008 9:12 PM I would still love to contribute, absolutely. I haven't drawn a thing since Wooly Bully!
Steve’s Comic Relief Comic Book Shop	Sep 7 2008 2:17 PM
www.theidiommag.com	Sep 6 2008 11:57 PM what kind of manhattan hipster bullshit is this. Leam and me we gonna fuck you up. And you bendejo, you try pulling any of your shit on the lanes, you pull yer piece out...I'll take it away from u. Stick it up yer ass and pull the fooking trigger till it goes click. Nobody fucks with the idiom
Charles Cooper	Sep 6 2008 6:13 PM if my thing isn't in the next issue I'm going to spit into your wounds. You don't want to know what I've got.
meego	Sep 6 2008 3:28 AM seriously, how could i say no to the 2 of you? how's everything going? your band and my band need to play together soon.

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