The band was formed in 2006. Influenced by a variety of music, they found their niche by creating a 'FRUNKENDROID HEAVYMELLOW' sound. The guys cut their teeth in various local bands from the Kingston area like; Hemloxoup , Cadence Code, Van Allen Belt ,
Slaves of Spanky, Ghetto Express and Orange Alabaster Mushroom .
Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,
check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another
cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves
a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
Cherry Mistmas !
"Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. Kiss slowly, play hard, forgive quickly, take chances, give everything and have no regrets. Life's too short to be anything but happy and smile damn it! Lol
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks.
While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink.
The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.
After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.
The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar:
1 A salt shaker,
2 A shot of Baileys,
3 A shot of lime juice.
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.
‘First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice.’
So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.
He puts the salt on his tongue........salty but OK.
He drinks the shot of Baileys and holds it in his mouth........smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks........this is OK.
Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.
1. In one second the sharp lime taste hits...
2. At two seconds the Baileys curdles.....
3. At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like consistency hits.....
4. At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot.
This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink.
When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, Jesus what do you call that drink?'
She smiles widely at him and says, 'Blow Job Revenge.'
Happy Thirsty Thursday Sexy!
hey there friend, how are you?
we finished recording a new song "robbery" its on our profile
could you please take a look and give us some feedback, it's greatly appreciated.
thank you
-andrew bih
BlindDryve - VIDEO COVERAGE FROM COOPERSTOWN IN PHOENIX, ARIZONA!!!
This is what got them into the semi-finals! Keep in mind, just like most of the video's on my MySpace page, this is raw, raw coverage! Next round is 12/7/09 at Cooperstown, please support us because we support all of you!!!
BlindDryve - 12/5 Jonathan L. with 98KUPD show that morning, Hot Topic (same day), Joe's Grotto (that night) and the Alice Cooper semi-finals on 12/7 will skyrocket you guys. The ride is just beginning!!! Blinddryve will be in Tempe on Dec 5th to do a live acoustic set + a meet and greet at Hot Topic at Tempe Market Place at 4:00pm.
They will also be playing a show at Joe's Grotto that same night on 12/5/09 (around midnight)!!!
Please remember that we have the semi-finals to play for Alice Cooper's Christmas Pudding on 12/7/09 @ Cooperstown in Phoenix, Arizona!!!
