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Facts About Funerals
Melodramatic Popular Song / Ambient / Americana

If it's not fixed, you can't break it



Seattle, Washington
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Member Since7/8/2005
Band Websitewww.factsaboutfunerals.com
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Current Lineup:

Rob Sharp - guitars, vocals, lyrics
Max Keene - guitars
Mat Mathews - drums
Pete Colclasure - pianos & keys
Bob Hyde - bass

Others who have graced the stage with us: Doran Bastin (bass), Tom Heyman (pedal steel), Jay Kardong (pedal steel), Steve Norman (pedal steel), Heather Catalinich (vocals), and Colin McGuinness (guitars)

Also appearing on the album "Love Songs & Funeral Homes": guitars by Lord Lizzard (Velvet Dogs), guitars by Chris Gentry (Menswear), vocals by Sparklebritches (S.F.), sexy ass-shaking tambourine by Dan Hulme (Manchester UK engineer extraordinaire), and '70s rock 'n roll backup singing by members of Seattle bands Smile Brigade and Shake Some Action.

"Love Songs & Funeral Homes" was recorded at APE Studios, Little Neston, England, with additional tracking at The Playroom and London Bridge studios in Seattle, and Closer Recording in San Francisco... mixed by Tim Mooney (American Music Club, Sun Kil Moon, Portastatic).

Booking: Rob Dube/Paper Scissors (206).427.2552

PR/Publicity: Robert Vickers/Proxy Media (212).674.3541

InfluencesReindeer Section, Nick Drake, Supertramp, Syd Barrett, The Wedding Present, America, The Langley School Music Project, the Go Betweens, Low, Codeine, Talk Talk, early Bee-Gees, the Motels, Small Faces... oh, and levitation, vast empty skies, salty tears, and the soft lips of a woman in love...


Press:

"With a name like Facts About Funerals, it should be fairly obvious that this isn't party music, which isn't to say that it's not worth celebrating. Love Songs & Funeral Homes is a collection of fuzzy, cough-syrup-coated songs that will leave you feeling warm and blissed out and maybe just a tiny bit disoriented. With close ties to San Francisco, it's no wonder that there are moments that hint at American Music Club's visceral twangst; passing ghosts of Jeff Buckley's quieter moments also flutter by. The result is something wholly its own, and utterly mesmerizing." - Barbara Mitchell, THE STRANGER

“An album built around dreaminess and nostalgia… The best thing about Love Songs & Funeral Homes is that it is fully aware of its greatest assets — bittersweet melancholia, inspiring melodies, and an uncanny ability to tug at the heartstrings. An album fully-fledged and ready for glorious flight…” - Caitlin Berka, PERFORMER MAGAZINE

"Facts About Funerals are at the forefront of something unique: a hazy, slow-burning atmospheric rock band with a penchant for creating grandiose and overly nostalgic alt-country songs... At any given moment they sound similar to the alt-rock migration of late-era Sunny Day Real Estate, or the druggy confusion of any-era Sparklehorse—and it works quite well." - Ezra Ace Caraeff, PORTLAND MERCURY

"A haunting, skewed pop sound that mixes Nick Drake with the likes of the Pernice Brothers and Sparklehorse..." - Steve Leggett, ALLMUSIC/BILLBOARD.COM

"Here’s another great record from a band you’ve never heard of... The music is dense and murky but soothing and soaring... The voice and delivery bear a keen resemblance to Jake Smith, whose band Mysteries of Life released a fine record for RCA in 1998... and there’s even some potent rock ’n’ roll on the chugging Cracker-meets-Mott the Hoople 'Black Whiskey' — with seriously cool Phil Manzanera guitar sounds." - Michael Lipton, CHARLESTON GAZETTE

"There is an awful lot of musicians out there right now trying to pull off an alt-county sound, probably far more than the genre can support, but Facts About Funerals do it with so much heart that they are impossible to ignore..." - James Dufendach, 30MUSIC

"if I bash this album as being overdramatic, sappy, and - worst of all - mediocre, I'm going to look like a big dick... Thanks a lot Rob Sharp. Thanks for making me look like an asshole. Jerk." - Adam Coozer, READJUNK

"I have a little crush on (Facts About Funerals)... Maybe it's because they sing songs that are quiet and sweet and want to be played during rainstorms and leave-takings and handholdings." – Samantha Mastridge, SEATTLE METRO BLOG

"With regard to the album’s limitations, we’ll instead examine the positives and its potential... (cue the crickets)... The next break-up scene on a super popular adolescent primetime drama should feature 'Lousy Kisser,' and a portion of the royalties should be earmarked for The Goo Goo Dolls." - David Eduardo, ATHENS FLAGPOLE

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Sounds LikeA rainy, windy October night, locked in a '60s convertible on a bluff somewhere, with the heater on, Etta James crackling out the AM radio, kissing someone who makes you wonder if you'll love them forever...?

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Jul 23 2009 8:00P
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A new band made up of former and current members of New West Motels, Swell, Sera Cahoone, and Smile Brigade.

Debut disc "Love Songs & Funeral Homes", mixed by Tim Mooney (of American Music Club and Sun Kil Moon), available in limited quantities now (order to the left).

PRESS/PR: Robert Vickers/Proxy Media proxymedia@frontiernet.net (212).674.3541

BOOKING: Rob Dube/Paper Scissors (206).427.2552


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Kazu Nomura:Half Yogurt:野村和孝





Jul 3 2009 10:27 PM

Surprise!
Mark Young





Jul 1 2009 7:24 PM

Looking forward to your show on the 23rd...! Two huge fans will be there.
Sparklebritches





Jun 22 2009 5:46 AM

hey! long time, no talk. i hope you are well. LOTS of changes here that have temporarily put me on a break with music. just wanted to say hello! take it easy! - henry
P Rahx!





Jun 3 2009 3:30 PM

I have to top Cari so I'm still wearing my FAF shirt ;) Hope all is well and I like the slideshow, btw.
Matewan





May 17 2009 9:15 PM

good work fellas. hope to see ya around sometime. cheers.
The Beautiful Confusion





Apr 4 2009 12:24 AM

Thanks for coming out last night.
/d/
Starr





Mar 29 2009 4:09 AM

Come out Friday night. FREE PBR.

The Camellias play at 8:30.


CJ BOYD





Mar 13 2009 9:22 AM

hey Rob.
I'm playing at the Rendezvous this sunday,
so no need to go down to Tacoma
unless you were planning to anyway for some reason.
Come say hey if you're around.
CJ
Emma





Mar 2 2009 3:39 PM

Rob, I thoroughly enjoyed your music. I am sure to catch you again soon. Thank you.
Keefe





Feb 28 2009 10:41 PM

Thank you for the kind words! Your music sounds great.
Cheers!
KO
Cari Paige





Feb 24 2009 3:25 AM

Wearing my FACTS ABOUT FUNERALS tee shirt right now! Exciting!

Hope to SEE YOU soon.

xox
King Black Acid





Jan 19 2009 12:22 AM

cheers
P Rahx!





Jan 2 2009 5:46 PM

Happy New Year! As per my blog, you need to tour in 2009 ;) Hope all is great.
Cari Paige





Dec 22 2008 7:48 PM


HAVE A HAPPY!

xox
Cari Paige





Nov 5 2008 6:17 PM

¨°º¤ø„ Barack „ø¤º°¨
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YES WE CAN and WE so DID!
Kazu Nomura:Half Yogurt:野村和孝





Aug 16 2008 11:29 PM

Rob!
I am coming back to SEA town for a while and I would love to talk about some recording stuff, got some people interested in putting things out!
DOPAMIN f. GALLERY ~13~ ∞*x





Jun 30 2008 2:21 PM

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Jun 14 2008 6:13 PM

HELLO SIR,
GETTING INTO LA LA LAND ON THE 23rd OF JUNE,,,, HOW ARE YOU.
~L~
XX.
The Torn ACLs





Jun 12 2008 6:11 PM

hi rob,
thanks so much for coming to our show! have a great time tonight at the tractor!

-bill
P Rahx!





Jun 6 2008 8:49 PM

Checking back on that possible NY gig. Any word? On a sidenote, thanks for the bump to the tops...honored :)
Cari Paige





Jun 6 2008 3:35 AM

I see you are in need of a comment in JUNE...

So what's the good word?
Sparklebritches





Jun 6 2008 5:28 PM

that was hands down, the best email i've ever received. tell liz thank you for me. and p.s. i am working on a new song about being married to her. a kid can dream...
lizzard





May 19 2008 10:18 PM

HELLO YOU LOT'''''
HOW'S IT GOING..
~L~
XX.
Black Nite Crash





May 9 2008 9:07 PM

thanks for the heads up, i bet you sound good on the dancefloor (of the sunset) ~ joel.
blacknitecrash
The Beautiful Confusion





Apr 30 2008 8:05 PM

I LOVE YOUR SONGS!!!

nice to meet you the other night.
thanks for coming out.
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