Oh my little pookie-pooh, I simply adore flavored waters. Especially the Berry Splash. It's such a cute little tasting of fruit in water. How do they do that? It absolutley refreshes me and quenches my thirst! I love to smack my lips together after drinking flavored water. It makes me feel like the sexiest guy around! Muah!
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Attention all CLAYmates: Welcome to CLAYmania! Hold up...wait a minute, Like O to the M to the G, Clay how could you do this to me!?!?! Fathering a child with a wench? Gag me! My dreams of being with you and galavanting thru the streets of Manhattan with our doggies are smashed to tacky smithereens! I'm a Dayniac now!!!
What is a "Dayniac" you may be asking yourself. Well, it's someone who loves Taylor Dayne of course!!! Oh Taylor, hit that high note girl!
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Honeybuns, here is the voiceplayer from the now infamous, first ever, Myspace Idol competition of 2007. It's like, so old, but it's nice to reminisce sometimes. Can you believe I lost this shiz and came in second place??? Anygay, listen and enjoy.
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Paris Hilton & Nicole Ritchie I simply adore you!!! And Tinkerbell too!!! Oh Lindsay, I love you as well! You're all my heroes!
Oh My God, where do I start? There is soooo much to say. Well, I am a gay man. Most people don't know I'm gay, so please, pretty please, let's keep this on the down low if you know what I mean? OK? OK! I really like to style hair. It's like my most favoritist thing in the world to do. Favoritist? Is that a real word or like, did I just make that up? Oh well, it sounds like a really cute word and I'll totally say that to all my clients. Missy you are totally my most favoritist client ever!!!!!!!!! My main goal is to become a celebrity stylist. I totally want to be a part of the limelight that way. You know what I mean? kinda like the celebrity stylist that Jessica Simpson always goes shopping with. Or like Jose Eber. He's so dreammmy HOT!
Well, OK, so, I also totally love decorating. I can shop til you drop with the best of them. I am trying to get a reality show on Bravo about my knick knack shopping obsession. I so totally love buying just the prettiest things ever. Anything that sparkles or shines belongs in my home. It's just so sad that I have to hide all the pretty stuff when my friends and family come over because they don't know I'm gay. So, as a side project I work as an interior designer. This helps me to buy pink and purple fabric for other cool peeps with their own money. I love it, love it, love it! If I had my way, I would paint the world pink. My goal is to live in a Cotton Candy Covered World, with lots of love and peace among all people!
Who I'd like to meet: OK, I am going to be so totally honest here. I really want to meet a sweet guy. Someone who will love and cherish me. Someone who will go shopping with me all day long. Just think...Gucci glasses, Prada man bags, Luis Vutton luggage. And oh, I almost forgot, I would love to meet a boyfriend with a cute little doggie that we can take absolutely everywhere we go along with my little boy, Bushy Wooshy Von Tushy!
Faggy (as all my most beloved friends call me) simply loves the boys. Ooh, especially the ones that come here from those foreign countries. They simply smell so pretty with all of those expensive perfumes they wear. I want to meet a guy that will puff perfumes in our home all day long. And when we run out of Lavender Mist, he'll have a Vanilla Scented candle we purchased together in the Hamptons as a quick replacement! Toodles!
Big-D has promised not to rain on our parade tomorrow.
Julie Zebra Druid Fluid celebrates Independence Day! Jenni-Talia, Tequila Lovin' Mama and Annie protect our freedom from the firing line. Lord Bath & Penny say take a big hit, bring it deep, and hold it. Roland's Rocket. Spinning Lily is going to sing! A New Space Shuttle Crew The man on the right, Dangerous Dave, died last night in surgery. He was a friend of mine and will be missed.
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This Friday We Are Celebrating The Late Great Michael Jackson! DJ Bacalicious Will Be Playing A Tribute To Him From 10:00-10:45p.m And Don't Forget About The 2-4-1 Drinks That We Will Have All Night Long........And Then On Saturday We Are Having a Fourth Of July Bash! No Cover Till 11:00p.m., Go Watch The Fireworks Then Come Party With Us!
In August Julie & I will take a cruise to the Mexican Riviera. She wants to test the water before we go. On nice days Ina does her photoshop work outside. Dice eats outside or he eats inside. Whatever works. Mavican's millions. Sunflower Sues has a new job as a mannequin. That's a nice dress, Big-D. Topsy! Kandy has a gun, and she'll use it too. Druid Fluid & friends celebrate Independence Day. Get that fat fuck out of the garden!
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