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Melissa @ twitter.com/failparking
Melissa Jordan
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Failparking.com: Where the Mother Fucking Rants Are.
Female
26 years old
SEATTLE, Washington
United States
Last Login: 12/23/2009
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| Status: | Swinger | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Bi | | Hometown: | Your Ass | | Body type: | 5' 5" / Slim / Slender | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Atheist | | Zodiac Sign: | Pisces | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Education: | Grad / professional school | | Occupation: | Mother Fucking Awesome | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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Melissa @ twitter.com/failparking Tiger Woods Is The Athlete Of The Decade… Wait Don’t You Have To Play A Sport To Win That? Are They Counting Banging Chicks As A Sport Now? Posted at 4:05 PM Dec 18
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About me:
I play sports and I write. My best friend and I are working on a website together. It's called Failparking.com. We are the two major collaborators on rants for this site. I admit, I'm just recently beginning to write, but it's a lot of fun, hopefully people will check it out.
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