♥Laura Jane♥
♥Laura Jane♥ If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. - Oscar Wilde

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19 years old
LANCASTER, SOUTH CAROLINA
United States



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WRITING, COMEDY, ROCK MUSIC, FUNNY MOVIES, THE BEATLES, MONTY PYTHON, JOHN LENNON, GEORGE HARRISON, PAUL McCARTNEY, RINGO, CONAN O'BRIEN, ERIC IDLE, JIMMY FALLON, SNL, WEIRD AL, THE OFFICE, EMO PHILIPS, ANDY KAUFMAN
MusicTHE BEATLES, PAUL McCARTNEY, PAUL SIMON, "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC, JOHN LENNON, WINGS, GEORGE HARRISON, SIMON AND GARFUNKEL, R.E.M., ELTON JOHN, THE TRAVELING WILBURYS, BOB DYLAN, BUDDY HOLLY AND THE CRICKETS, THE ROLLING STONES, BILLY JOEL, QUEEN, JOSH RITTER, NEWTON FAULKNER, THENEWNO2, PAOLO NUTINI, KATE NASH, THE RUTLES, MONTY PYTHON, ERIC IDLE, WEEZER, FRANZ FERDINAND, JIMMY FALLON, THE KILLERS, KEANE, ADAM SANDLER, NIRVANA, U2, JOHN MAYER, KAISER CHIEFS, SCISSOR SISTERS, BLOC PARTY, COLDPLAY, LYNARD SKYNARD, ELVIS PRESLEY, THE KINKS, THE WHO, LED ZEPPELIN (I ALSO LIKE A LOT OF THOSE ONE HIT WONDER 80S SINGERS.)


MoviesMONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL, MAN ON THE MOON, YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN, JUNO, UHF, THE RUTLES: ALL YOU NEED IS CASH, A HARD DAY'S NIGHT, HELP, JUNO, PSYCHO, MONTY PYTHON'S THE MEANING OF LIFE, NUNS ON THE RUN, PLEASANTVILLE, WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD 2:WAYNESTOCK,FEVER PITCH, YELLOWBEARD, BORAT:CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR MAKE BENEFIT GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN, LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE, GREASE, THE WATERBOY, AUSTIN POWERS:INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY, AUSTIN POWERS:THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME, AUSTIN POWERS IN GOLDMEMBER, LITTLE NICKY, THE WEDDING SINGER, ACE VENTURA:PET DETECTIVE, ACE VENTURA:WHEN NATURE CALLS, 50 FIRST DATES, NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, THE JERK, FATHER OF THE BRIDE:PART 2, THE NUTTY PROFESSOR, THE NUTTY PROFESSOR 2:THE KLUMMPS, MEET THE FOCKERS, THE NOTEBOOK, THE LONGEST YARD, PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE, RAT RACE, A NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY, ANCHORMAN:THE LEGEND OF RON BURGANDY, ALMOST FAMOUS, NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION, ANIMAL HOUSE, THE BUDDY HOLLY STORY, A CHRISTMAS STORY, DODGEBALL, CASPER
Television THE OFFICE,MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS, SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O'BRIEN, AMERICAN IDOL, THE BIG BANG THEORY, NEW AMSTERDAM, THREE'S COMPANY, SCRUBS, MY NAME IS EARL, FAWLTY TOWERS, I LOVE LUCY, MR. BEAN, LEAVE IT TO BEAVER, WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?, SEINFELD, ALL OF THOSE "I LOVE THE..." SHOWS, THE SIMPSONS, KING OF THE HILL, THE APPRENTICE, THE COLBERT REPORT
Books-Any thing by Dave Barry
-The Catcher In the Rye by J.D. Salinger
-Jude the Obscure by Thomas Hardy
-Both of Eric Idle's books (The Road to Mars and his tour diary.)
-I ME MINE by George Harrison
-Cruel Shoes by Steve Martin
-LIVE FROM NEW YORK!:An Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live by James A. Miller and Tom Shales
-Matilda by Roald Dahl
-Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl
-Fault Line by Janet Tashjian
-SHOUT!!: The Beatles in Their Generation by Philip Norman
-They Died Too Young: The Brief Lives and Tragic Deaths of the Mega-star Legends of Our Time by Tony Hall
-John Lennon: My Brother by Julia Baird
-ANY OF THE UNCLE JOHN BOOKS
-The Last Days of John Lennon by Frederic Seaman
-The Beatles Anthology by The Beatles
-The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
-Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
-The Complete Fawlty Towers by John Cleese and Connie Booth
-Night by Elie Wiesel
-Monty Python Speaks! by David Morgan
-Letters from a Nut by Ted L. Nancy
-John Lennon:All I Want is the Truth by Elizabeth Partridge
-Monty Python's Flying Circus: ALL THE WORDS" by Monty Python
-Sein-Language by Jerry Seinfeld
-Blackbird Singing: Poems and Lyrics by Paul McCartney
-Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson and Donna Diamond
-The Mayor of Casterbridge by Thomas Hardy
-Lord of the Flies by William Golding
-A Farewell to Arms by Ernest Hemingway
-Charlotte's Web by E.B. White
-The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein
-Where the Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein
-A Seperate Peace by John Knowles
-The Pythons Autobiography by the Pythons by Monty Python
-Equus by Peter Shaffer
-Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss
-One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish by Dr. Seuss
HeroesMy parents of course, God, and Jesus. I have A LOT of people that I like, but I don't know if I'd count them as heroes.
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MIKE MYERS!MIKE MYERS

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Groups: Jimmy Fallon FanaticsSaturday Night Live (SNL) FansSaturday Night LiveMyspace Sketch ComedySNLSTELLA (the best STELLA group)StellaThe Cone Zone

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     ♥Laura Jane♥'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 6" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Children:Someday
Education:High school
Income:Less than $30,000

   ♥Laura Jane♥'s Schools
Erskine College
Due West,SC
Graduated: N/A
 

2008 to Present
Lancaster High School
Lancaster, SC
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Clubs: French Club, Beta Club, Honor Society, Art Honor Society, Rambler staff
 
Current Courses:

2004 to 2008



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I accept your premise...I reject your conclusion. Hey, thanks for stumbling upon my little home on the inter-web. My name is Laura and I am 18 years old. I have FINALLY graduated from the torture pit that is Lancaster High School and am ready to move on to bigger and better things. At the end of August I will be leaving for Erskine College and I am really excited!!! It took me a long time, but this year in high school I finally became comfortable and less shy. I like to laugh (I'm a total comedy nerd--and a nerd in general). My favorite comedians include (but not exclusive to) Steve Martin, Andy Kaufman, Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Emo Philips, Eddie Izzard, Ricky Gervais, Monty Python (that whole lot), Conan O'Brien, John Ritter, and Robin Williams. I am also a vinyl record buff (check under my pictures in "Vinyl Collection") and love music. My favorite band is THE BEATLES--nah duh, and my favorite Beatle is probably...John Lennon. I also love to listen to Simon and Garfunkel (in the sounds of silence...) and I like random other artists (Weird Al Yankovic for one--who I got to see up close at his concert in August 2007. He shook my hand!!) I like to read and write. For the time being I work at Goody's department store and can be seen around town driving my 1996 Saturn. It's the "best" car you have EVER seen in your life. So...this is me, that's it. I'm out of here!

Andy Kaufman
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Ahh...the memories...this is the best!!



"You know how when you pee in the toilet it sounds like a chipmunk commanding you to kill Kenny G?"
Love ya Emo!!!
Emo Philips on Religion
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..After A HARD's DAY NIGHT,ELEANOR RIGBY might not have a TICKET TO RIDE to the LONG AND WINDING ROAD.But I'm sure we can HELP! We can COME TOGETHER & WE CAN WORK IT OUT. So LOVE ME DO--FROM ME TO YOU show your love for The Beatles..
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Age18
BirthplaceRock Hill, SC
Current LocationLancaster for now but in August I'll be moving to Due West.
Hair ColorDark Brown
Eye ColorBrown
Height5'6"
HeritageScots Irish
Your fearsdrowning, having the whole world know I'm an alien...oops!
Your weaknessfunny guys. If a guy is funny then...forget everything else! lol.
Goal for todayFigure out Mick Jagger's sexuality!! lol
Goal for this yearHave a great time at college and learn the ENTIRE Three's Company theme.
Lifetime goalMarry Paul McCartney and have 10 kids. lol...jk. Really idk.
When do you want to get married?I'd say...mid twenties? I don't know I guess whenever the right person comes along.
and to whom?Like I said....Paul McCartney!! lol
Ever been in love?Not really
Currently in love?No
Do you think you are attractive?I don't think anyone finds themselves attractive...and if you do it's kind of sickening
Your best physical featurehmm....my hands. lol. I just like how long my fingers are.
Have you ever...
eaten Sushi...nope
gone skinny dipping...nope
been beaten up...only by siblings, but I'm sure that there are people who want to beat me up
wanted to kill someone...haha....I think we all have times whre we want to telepathically make someones head explode..
gone a week without MySpace...Yeah, I think so. Before I HAD a myspace.
gone a week without TV...When I used to go off to Bonclarken (church camp) in the summers I'd go nearly a week. Sun-Fri.
Who's the last person to...
kiss you.......
say hi to you...my parents
talk to you...my sister
What's the last...
Time you cried?um....maybe a few weeks ago. It's actually been a while
Book you've read?Well...right now I'm reading One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Store you've been in?Walmart
Can you...
Dance?CAN I? No. Do I try when I listen to the Bee Gees? YES.
Speak a differenty language?I know like level one French words.
Cook?Yes, actually pretty well too.
Write w/ both hands?No, believe it or not...that was one of my goals once and I gave it up.
Whistle?Yeah, but not the finger whistle (like Alice from the Brady Bunch used to do)
Finish the line...
If I had a...hammer
I wouldhammer in the morning, hammer in the evening, and all over this land.
So I candie happy, I must live to see Jetson cars.

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Who I'd like to meet:
PAUL McCARTNEY, RINGO, JIMMY FALLON, CONAN O'BRIEN, MIKE MYERS, WEIRD AL YANKOVIC (AGAIN...and get a picture or autograph, I was too stunned the first time to do ANYTHING), EMO PHILIPS, DHANI HARRISON, ERIC IDLE OR ANYONE ELSE FROM MONTY PYTHON. (AND IF THEY WEREN'T DEAD...JOHN LENNON, GEORGE HARRISON, ANDY KAUFMAN, AND JOHN RITTER. RIP.)




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FIREBALL

FIREBALL



Dec 11 2008 6:23 AM

drugs r like hugs, but only they take your money, and they make you feel twice as good
RHYTHM IV VISION

RHYTHM IV VISION



Nov 23 2008 6:06 AM

Hey Laura and congrats on graduating ! Whoa time such a weird thing we endure it speeds and slows but always passes numbing and disjointing this experience called life and ultimately passes us by in the flash of an eye !
As always thanks for sharing a brief part and small space,hope your autumn is warm,reflective and cozy. Bigups from Oz.
Carrie

Carrie



Nov 19 2008 11:48 PM

Hi Laura Jane!
I haven't stopped by your page in a long time! Emo performed in North Carolina last week, and I got to see him! Thought you'd like to see the picture...
Idiot and the Scorpion

Idiot Scorpion



Oct 30 2008 2:57 PM

Hi ♥Laura Jane♥, the gang and I just finished our new video SPELLFURY 2, Would love to know what you think of it? We're trying to find an audience for it, so anything you can do to help get it out there would be much appreciated!
*Daytripper™

*Daytripper™



Oct 28 2008 11:42 PM

Hey Laura, howz it going??? u ok??? Howz life in Lancaster???

x
~Meagan~

Meagan Ballard



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Aug 29 2008 8:31 PM

umm where i live duh!!
Ryan (RIP Curly, RIP Buddy)

Ryan (RIP Curly, RIP Buddy)



Aug 29 2008 1:49 PM

Yeah, its actually really easy. And all the free time is super fun.
lol, Erskine goin good?
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Aug 20 2008 6:47 AM

hi!!
Christine

Christine



Aug 18 2008 10:28 PM

yeah retail sucks. i'm about to quite this once i have an interview for another job...this is hell too. no one knows what the f is going on ever, and today i went to get some stuff and my mom came...i went to the back to get my schedule for next week, and the bitch was like oh idk when it will come out. yeah she does she makes it. drtfgyuk. they make me so mad. i probably got an ulcer from this job and its stress...i go tomorrow for an endoscopy, and if that wasn't bad enough, i disloacted my shoulder, had to get it back in place and that hurt like a mother. this job is slowly killing me. ok sorry for bitching but i bet you can relate.
when do you move in?
Christine

Christine



Aug 18 2008 1:31 AM

i see you work in retail never heard of your store, is it a southern thing? i work at kohl's. not really that great. prob have an ulcer from stress, we will see on tuesday, when i have an endoscopy done. hope you are feeling great, and having fun or will be having fun at school! i think when we started talking you were a sophomore.
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AIM-LOW - we need shows

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Aug 16 2008 7:43 AM

AUG 16
WEEKEND LIGHTS

WEEKEND LIGHTS



Aug 3 2008 7:18 PM

hey thur we're trying to raise a little money for a tour van, if you wanna help us out, buy a song on itunes! my heart will be yours.

much love, jimmy

Chris Walnum Music

Chris Walnum Music



Aug 2 2008 6:49 PM

Hey - I recently finished arranging and recording a new song. Misdirection was a song my father wrote about 15 years ago that has always been a favorite of mine and was very influential in the writing of many of my songs over the years.

It's 7 minutes with a long, building crescendo ending. Please take the time to listen and drop me a comment with your thoughts.

Thanks!
Bluebird

Bluebird



Jul 30 2008 7:21 PM

Hi Laura...have a good summer...HK
Frizzey-Lights

Frizzey-Lights



Jul 20 2008 9:08 PM

Helloja !

Thanks for the friendship

Have a lucky, long life

with many good vibes
Ryan (RIP Curly, RIP Buddy)

Ryan (RIP Curly, RIP Buddy)



Jul 17 2008 4:23 PM

lol, i'm sorry about the biology thing, i'da made the same thing.

I made a 5 on the calculus, doug made a 5 on that and a 4 on biology. idk about josh.
Christine

Christine



Jul 8 2008 12:34 AM

yeah, the beets!
Christine

Christine



Jul 7 2008 10:03 PM

your song is love! that show was the best, remember when doug had to bag a nemotoad? lol.
Julia [Juliette]

Julia [Juliette]



Jul 5 2008 4:39 AM

NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! *sniffle*
decorate your dorm like your room! :DDDD
Abe Heller

Abe Heller



Jul 3 2008 8:02 PM

I was eating socks last night, I plucked them off the washing line one by one by the sink. The yellow socks as usual tasted best. As I thumbed through the socks to make my selection they played different notes - the longer athletic socks made deep resonant sounds, while the shorter dress socks produced higher pitched tones that set my teeth on edge.
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