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“I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos-especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom... Rather than starting inside, I start outside and reach the mental through the physical.”
Music
See I think, drugs have some done good things for us. I really do. And if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us. Do me a favor, go home tonight, take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your CDs, and burn them. 'Cause you know what? The musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years? Real fucking high on drugs.
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“Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.”
Television
I have a suggestion that I think would help fight serious crime. Signs. There are lots of signs for minor infractions: No Smoking, Stay Off the Grass, Keep Out, and they seem to work fairly well. I think we should also have signs for major crimes: Murder Strictly Prohibited, NO Raping People, Thank You for Not Kidnapping Anyone. It's certainly worth a try. I'm convinced Watergate would never have happened if there had just been a sign in the Oval Office that said, Malfeasance of Office Is Strictly Against the Law, or Thank You for Not Undermining the Constitution.
Books
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
Heroes
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.

Shit, fuck, cunt, motherfucker, cocksucker, tits, piss.

Latest Blog Entries

Apr 4, 2009 5:46 PM Fox News Senior Judicial Analyst Judge Andrew Napolitano: Revolution is ...
Mar 31, 2009 8:20 PM More Scary Shit from our Lovely Government
Oct 29, 2008 2:45 AM I know you’ve read it....but shut up anyways.
Sep 22, 2008 8:10 PM she’ll suck you dry/ I love maynard
Sep 20, 2008 10:09 PM Women’s Vocabulary

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About me:

I AM NOT "CLAY".

I WAS NOT BORN WITH "ORIGINAL SIN".

I AM A PRODUCT OF FACTUAL EVOLUTION, NOT FICTITIOUS PATRIARCHAL DOCTRINE CALL "RELIGION".

SELL YOUR CRAZY ELSEWHERE!

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net .. I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS - George Carlin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWiBt-pqp0E

I work behind the counter,

In an automotive store.

Sometimes I'm called a genius,

Sometimes I'm called much more.

I claim I'm no mechanic,

But when the job goes sick,

The mechanic comes and asks me

What makes the damned thing tick.

I'm supposed to know the numbers,

Of bolts and nuts and gears.

For every car that was ever made,

For more than fifty years.

I'm an engineer and machinist,

And what not, Oh, my Lord.

I'm supposed to be an Edison,

Combined with Henry Ford.

But life would be a pleasure,

And I'd grin from ear to ear,

If the customer would tell me,

The model, make, and year.

Who I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Jim Doyle so i could punch him in his fucking nose for making my baby wait in pain for almost a month. Great healthcare dipshit. And don't even get me started on the unconstitutional smoking ban!!

Details

Status: Single
Hometown: cookietown, usa
Orientation: Straight
Body type: 6' 0" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Religion: Other
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
Children: Someday
Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
Occupation: Master Certified Ford Parts Guy

Schools

Ripon Hi
- Ripon,Wisconsin
- Graduated: 1999
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
1995 to 1999

Companies

racette ford
- oshkosh, wi US
- ford master certified parts counterperson
feb. 12, 2001- current
Oshkosh Rhythm Institute
- Oshkosh, WI US
- Executive Helper Elf
My whole life.

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- Percussion

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chris's Playlist

Please Bleed

Another Lonely Day

Sleep Through The Static

do without

About me:

Who I'd like to meet:

Ripon Hi

racette ford

Oshkosh Rhythm Institute

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