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Fargo Food Force

		Chinese Sickness Smash Bros. Male 72 years old FARGO, North Dakota United States Last Login: 11/30/2009

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Fargo Food Force's Interests

General	Eating, giggling, sweating, eating, releasing various gasses, breathing on our eyeglasses then cleaning them with our shirts, not making eye contact with resteraunt servers, griping about the lack of refills in this dump. I mean fuck, am i going to have to fill this cup for the fifth time myself?
Music	70s guitar rock whistled by chinese people. 'Don't Fear the Reaper' is a personal favorite. .. width="425" height="350">..> These Mudhoney homeboys look a little thin to be buffet material, but I can't imagine how song titled "Here Comes Sickness" can be about anything but Chinese food.
Books	Books? No. Menus? HELLS YES.
Heroes	We here at FFF have always commended those who go above and beyond their duties as mercenaries in the Chinese buffet revolution. Now that we have our own soapbox it's time to give some props. And now without further ado. . . The Barenaked Ladies* Why the Barenaked Ladies? Well that's simple. If it wasn't for the Barenaked Ladies, thw world would not have been introduced to the menace that is Chickety China, the Chinese Chicken. Chickety a.k.a. CCCC a.k.a. C to the 4th power, was once a prized officer in General Tso's militia. But as time passed, Chickety's methods grew unsound, eventually leading him to form his own splinter cell/cult, where he and his followers commit acts of buffet-related terrorism throughout the eastern hemisphere. *Fun Barenaked Ladies fact. According to Dave Foley, the mulotto dude in the Barenaked Ladies has a ginormous tool, no doubt bestowed upon him by a grateful General Tso. We can only hope he has the good sense to call it the The Canadian Crippler

Fargo Food Force's Details

Status:	Single
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	bottineau
Religion:	Taoist
Zodiac Sign:	Scorpio
Education:	In college
Income:	Less than $30,000

Fargo Food Force's Schools

Bottineau High School
Bottineau, ND
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Competitive Eating
Minor: Competitive Puking
Clubs: Making the Fry Daddy at SuperPumper beg for submission.

1994 to 1999

Fargo Food Force's Companies

General Tso's Ninja Militia
HK
Food Wizard
Sweet 'n' Sour Battalion

1981-1988

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About me:
The Fargo Food Force is an elite eating unit that specializes in eating gross amounts of chinese food and drinking even grosser amounts of fountain pop. The FFF has humble beginnings, forming on the mean streets of Bottineau North Dakota in 1997. Mysterious forces (Goldeneye on N64) brought two up and coming food demolishers together: The notorious bFk Thrilla, and the enigmatic freshinthehouse. Their reign of terror toppled the eateries of Bottineau. Minot fell months later. After the accidental death of toddler at the Schatz Crossroads Massacre of '98, the team decided to use their powers for good. They now str8 up dominate chinese resteraunts of the F/M area, documenting their carnage to let you know which ones are worthy of your culinary dollar. You've been warned.
I created my own profile using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM after eating 77 Terijaki chicken skewers. For breakfast.

Who I'd like to meet:

General Tso. Duh.

Fargo Food Force's Friend Space (Top 6)

Fargo Food Force has 70 friends.

the bfk thrilla

THE ODYSSEY

joelson

BoTT

Chabilliam McAwesome

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Dad	Mar 6 2009 6:28 AM Doug Pantalone called me up first thing this morning. He said he kept getting prank calls last night from my number. What do you know about that? Well listen... There's this new invention called CALLER ID. Maybe you've heard of it? It's pretty handy when you want to find out who just called you and just about any fool can figure out how to work it -- like... let's see here... YOUR FATHER or DOUG PANTALONE. Smarten up, will you?
The BSE	Nov 1 2008 2:00 AM pst
The BSE	Jun 27 2008 2:30 AM We're actually thinking about kicking some people out of the BSE. You know, for ratings. But we do love minions. Those are fish, right?
Chabilliam McAwesome	Jun 19 2008 5:40 PM Minneapolis buffets are generally nerve wracking. It's all these conglomerate buffet warehouse slopstations and tiny hole in the wall shitshacks. In a time where you hear things like "general who? we got green bean", I've found a light. I recently took an adventure down 35w to Bloomington (98th & right off 35w) to a place called 98 Pounds Buffet. With a powerful name like that, it's easy to tell they know what they're doing. Walking in, the first thing you see is that the place is purely spotless and the staff wear black button down shirts and red ties. They're totally professional about the buffet business! After paying the $10 cover, you're struck with the typical "where do I begin" spins but immediately are pulled into the tractor beam that is the sushi table. Now I know what you're thinking and I was thinking it too. Sushi does NOT belong on a buffet, but this shit was good. It tasted fresh and clean, good combinations. Not the beef jerky textured ringlets you usually find. The main act itself had all the typical stars from a good beef and broccoli to a very respectable general tso, the best buffet eggrolls I've ever had, and some mean tempura shrimp. Did I mention they're pretty good about keeping your Coke Classic in working order? Because they are. The absolute highlight I found there was this bbq beef rib dish that tastes like sweet sweet meat candy giving a kung fu kick to your lower intastebuds. They have a solid line of cold vegetables including edamame and sesame asparagus. The only problem I had is the same problem I have at 95% of the buffets I find myself crawling out of: only cheese wontons. Who the fuck decided to remove meat wontons from the line and replace them with the bullshit halfdessert that is a deep fried square of philadelphia creamer? What's next, no Lo Mein? No Rice? No Egg Roll? Please. They also had a variety of curious looking seafood dishes that I decided to avoid in the
30-Year-Old Freshman	May 28 2008 7:57 AM I wanna see the Triple F represented . . .
THE ODYSSEY	Apr 30 2008 10:38 PM Did you see the Forum today? Those clowns are muscling in on the Force!
the bfk thrilla	Jan 28 2008 8:08 PM http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1798690 Check that out. Suh-weet tunes to powerdunk SS to.
THE GREEN ROOM	Jan 9 2008 6:19 PM
Chabilliam McAwesome	Dec 30 2007 8:18 PM Yo food force! The tally's in from the fundraiser and I won. I sold 30 boxes of Crazy Raizin's to the hunchy fella with the coffee cup, mustache, and aviators who lives downtown. Also, I'm in fargotown for the next week. Let's slay a buffet.
High Plains Reader	Dec 28 2007 6:04 PM Wakarimaska?
30-Year-Old Freshman	Dec 3 2007 5:34 AM Make sure to check out the set list from our glorious "80s Movie Theme Song" show! Pure gold . . . Cheers, The 30-Year-Old Freshman
The BSE	Nov 29 2007 4:35 PM My father and I used to eat Philadelphia Cream Cheese by the slice. We'd buy one of those bricks of cream cheese, the type wrapped in easily torn and obviously ineffective foil, and dig in with butter knives. Slice, gulp. Slice, gulp. The stuff was so slippery and smooth, so cool as it oozed down my throat, that I sometimes didn't chew. We laughed as we ate, our cream-cheese-covered teeth glowing and bulbous. It wasn't until seventh grade, when I mentioned this to a friend, that I discovered that the world does not eat cream cheese by the slice. In fact, the world thinks that eating cream cheese by the slice is disgusting. Who knew?
30-Year-Old Freshman	Nov 28 2007 4:34 PM You're a meatball! If you can, check out the show. If you can't, make sure you have someone listen to the show for you (to give you updates on how far we've fallen)! Cheers, Randal
Chabilliam McAwesome	Nov 19 2007 5:44 PM As you can see, I've circled the "FundRaisins Chocolate Covered Raisins" but that won't stop me from making my own dubbed copies of the Batman Forever soundtrack (I'm thinking of using a sales pitch along the lines of "and here was have the BM Forever soundtrack, for your post-buffet needs") and selling them to any customers desiring. All profits will of course be moved directly into my FFF account. Are there special prizes again this year? I remember last year where if you sold $1000 worth of RealFortune fortune cookies you were given a free funtick to the annual FM Buffet Crawl, with free admission to all buffets on the crawl as well as given access to the VIP tent and bathrooms. Thank you for all the great opportunities, Bill FFF Member #22321 (Born 701, transferred to 612) "A good buffet is hard to find, a great buffet is hard to leave." -Winston Churchill III
Ryan	Oct 17 2007 9:59 PM I'm curious what sort of Asian cuisine support groups exist in the area. My physician Jerome Libowitz has advised me if I don't make some significant life changes I face serious health consequences. In particular, plugged anal glands have limited my quality of life. I need to kick the MSG but I don't think I have the stones to do it alone. FFF, Please help. Signed, Holed up in Fargo.
BoTT	Aug 20 2007 10:57 PM fuck, radio coverage? I feel like the fifth beatle here.
30-Year-Old Freshman	Aug 19 2007 4:36 AM Hmmmm . . . tempting offer! I'm not one just to choose allegiances so hastily, so I think I'll need to mill this over a bit. Maybe you should swing down to the studio sometime. You know where you can find me every Wednesday! Cheers, The 30-Year-Old Freshman
the bfk thrilla	May 28 2007 2:44 AM http://www.blink-182.com/ copy, paste, turn on your sound and check it. Future Triple F Warrior?
joelson	May 22 2007 11:26 PM Part II..... (apparantly Myspace can't handle the depth of my awesomeness...my apologies) * 1978 ASIAN SENSATIONS CUP – Hong Kong 1st - Joel Carlson, MN - Pearl Necklace - Oyster Sauce 2nd - Raekwon the Chef, NY - Daffy - Duck Sauce 3rd - The RZA, NY- Orange you glad I didn't say banana - Mandarin Glaze * 1972 – ASPARAGUS BATTLE– Food Network 1st - Joel Carlson – 57 points 2nd - Iron Chef Chen Kinichi – 53 points 3rd – Iron Chef Hiroyuki Sakai – 42 points * 1967 - WU-TANG VS. SHAOLIN CULINARY SAUCE-OFF & HISTORICAL DEBATE - A cave in Zhoukoudian, China 1st - Ghost Face Killah, NY - Sesame Drip 2nd - Joel Carlson, MN - So Sweet, So Sour, So Shaolin Style 3rd - U-God, NY - Soy Ahoy
joelson	May 22 2007 11:21 PM Attn: FFF, Inc. Though it has been a spell since I brewed in the sauce business, I have provided you with a non-typical resume. It highlights my brief successes since my 1967 vision-quest while wandering the Orient. I have left out the opium-den years, in which I conjured up a cheesy discharge of a very unholy & inedible manner. In summary, I believe that as the Brewmaster of your Sweet & Sour brewery, I am fully capable of crafting the mind-numbing sauces you desire JOEL "THE JZA" CARLSON * THE GREAT NORTHERN BREW-Ha-Ha 2007 Homebrew Competition – A Qualifying Event for the Midwest Homebrewer of the Year Award February 9th - 10th 2007 Belgian & French Ales 1st - Belgian Specialty Ale / Belgian Sweet Stout/ Joel Carlson/ Britt, MN 2nd - Belgian Specialty Ale/ saison black ale/ Jacob Carlson/ Virginia, MN 3rd - Saison/ Hip Chaining Saison/ Jacob Carlson/ Virginia, MN Eclectic Beers 1st - Wood-Aged Beer /MacBogies/ Steven Olson / Menasha, WI 2nd - Specialty Beer /Chili Lime Saffron Honey Ale /G.L. Exire LaTour Minneapolis, MN 3rd - Specialty Beer /Rye IPA /Joel Carlson /Britt, MN * 2007 MARCH MASHNESS RESULTS - SAINT CLOUD, MN Fruit, Vegetable, Spice, Herb & Smoke 1st – Randy and Sue Humbert – Other Smoked Beer 2nd – Joel Carlson – Fruit Beer (218) 3rd –Steve Mikutowski –Christmas/Winter Specialty Spiced Beer (SPHB) * DRUNK MONK CHALLENGE - Aurora, IL March 9-10, 2007 Sponsored by the Urban Knaves of Grain Flight 25 - Sour Ale and Fruit Beer 1st - Joel Carlson/ Brainerd, MN / Apricot Wheat / 20A Fruit Beer 2nd - Dave Mertz /Aurora, IL / Raspberry Chocolate Oatmeal Stout /20A Fruit Beer 3rd – K. Culen R. Stazuk UKG /Palos Hills, IL /Kate's #24 /17B Flanders Red * 1978 ASIAN SENSATIONS CUP – Hong Kong 1st - Joel Carlson, MN / Pearl Necklace / Oyster Sauce 2nd - Raekwon the Chef, NY / Daffy / Duck Sauce 3rd - The RZA, NY / Orange you glad I didn't sa
mark	May 17 2007 3:22 PM what about the King House!>!>>!>!<<!<?!
Dad	May 4 2007 2:35 PM I know damn well how you're spending that "loan." And I'm sure as hell not going to put up with it any longer. I've been to Chinese Buffets. They sure as hell don't cost as much as I've shelled out this month--even for you. I'm familiar with some of your street lingo, and you could at least be a little discreet about what you're doing. We've got Internet too you know. You and those friends of yours... openly discussing it like that. You think I don't know what a "dime bag" is? From what I've heard they don't cost a dime. It's killing your mother. Well, we're done with this crap once and for all. I've arranged a job for you--assistant hose boy--down at Dale Powers' Meat Locker. I had to pull a lot of strings this time. He'd normally make a someone like you work their way up to that kind of responsibility, but he's doing this as a favor to me. You'd better be the best damn hose boy they've ever had over there.... if there's so much as a speck of blood on the wall, or a chunk of gristle stuck to the drain, you'd better believe I'll hear about it. And you'll be sorry I ever stuck my neck out for you. You're going to start making your own way in life--starting today--and I expect to be paid in full by the end of the month, understand?
BoTT	Apr 2 2007 4:56 PM First off, we need to find this fool below me and put him in a hole he won't get out of. Second. Kevin and i ate at the Fortune Cookie in Kirkwood mall on sunday. We were not impressed. Thats what we get for trying new things. Looks like we are sticking to china star.
Ryan	Apr 2 2007 2:58 AM I just wanted to let you know that buffets are so 1996. No one goes to buffets anymore. You're living a dream. You will never make it in this world of full service dining establishments.
Franie	Mar 2 2007 4:17 PM

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