Marco Polo =Drums,
Mike T.V. =Guitar,
Dirt Cougar Meloncamp =yelling & breaking gear,
Hey-Zeus Sousa =Bass
Influences
Good and/or loud rock bands like... The Stooges, AC/DC, Cheap Trick, MC5, The Rolling Stones, Old Van Halen, Rose Tattoo, Bad Brains, Bo Diddley, T-Rex, Dead Boys, Thin Lizzy, Ramones, Alice Cooper, Black Flag, Little Richard, NY Dolls and a whole bunch of other teenage rock n’ roll bullshit.
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Formed in a Pawtucket Rhode Island basement in the winter of 2004, The Failures likes to describe themselves as "Loud Rock, made for people that like Rock and Loudness". Fashion Failures will continue with thier complete disregard for rock tradition and good taste until such time as they are legally forced to stop....or until something real bad happens to Dirt, whichever comes first .
We have many interests including but not limited to: Tom Foolery, Throwing Fire Crackahs, Ass grabbing, Some of us have black belts in Faggotry, Chowda, Getting unusual haircuts. Tight pants wearing, Eating not commonly edible stuff and of course...rainbows, unicorns, kitties and puppies.
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Hey There! Thanks for being our new friend. You can also check us out on Road Runner Records, Face Book, Twitter, D.I.Y. Music, Sound Click, and our EPK (check it). Best wishes to you! M. Haviik/S.I.L.
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