WWHD [DF]

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  • Helen Cass

  • 23 / Female
  • Brisbane, Queensland, AU
  • Last Login: 10/28/2009

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Interests

  • General



    Music, Giraffes, Gigs, Guitar, Cello, Snow, Snowboarding, Llamas, Wakeboarding, $2 Tacos, Pancakes, Horses, Guns, Pokemon, Pacman, Super Mario Bros. 3, Crispin Glover, Donkey Kong, Vince Noir, Iceland.

    Canada is better than you


  • Music

    AFI, Amanda Palmer, The Arcade Fire, Björk, Bleeding Through, Blood Brothers, Boysetsfire, Camille O'Sullivan, The Cure, David Bowie, Dresden Dolls, Gotye, Humanwine, Jason Webley, Joy Division, Kate Nash, Lamb, Lily Allen, Mew, Morrissey, Nekromantix, The Paper And The Plane, Robbie Williams, Robots In Disguise, Sigur Ros, The Smiths, Son Of Sam, Switchblade Symphony, Thursday, Tiger Army, Tool, VNV Nation, Zoe Keating, Zombie Ghost Train
  • Movies

    Nick And Norah's Infinite Playlist, Dancer In The Dark, Sweeney Todd, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Nightmare Before Christmas, Requiem For A Dream, Donnie Darko, Four Rooms, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, Never Ending Story, Lion King, Cry Baby, Pan's Labyrinth, Memoirs Of A Geisha, Love Actually, Looking For Alibrandi, ..Aladdin.., Twilight, Love Actually




    Srsly anything with Cillian Murphy.
  • Television



    QI, Nathan Barley, The IT Crowd, Earthworm Jim, Clone High, Family Guy, Rocko's Modern Life, Invader Zim, Ducktales, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Chip 'N Dale Rescue Rangers, Trapdoor, SuperTed, Pinky And The Brain, Ren And Stimpy, Animaniacs, Catdog, Samurai Pizza Cats, Aaahh!!! Real Monsters, Bananaman, 12 oz. Mouse, Daria, House, How I Met Your Mother, NEVER MIND THE BUZZCOCKS

    Gimme Simon Amstel pls thx.
  • Books

    *Perfume ~ Patrick Süskind,
    *Madolescents ~ C. Glazebrook,
    *Theif Of Time ~ Terry Pratchet,
    *JTHM ~ Jhonen Vasquez,
    *Max And Murry ~ Darryl Mason,
    *He Died With A Felafel In His Hand ~ John Birmingham.
  • Heroes



    and Vince Noir

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Hometown: Rockhampton
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Height: 5' 6"
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Cancer
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: High school
  • Occupation: Snowboard bum

Schools

Companies

  • Hillocc Pty Ltd

    • Brisbane, QLD AU
    • Receptionist
    Nov 06 - Sept 07
  • Nakiska

    • Kananaskis, Alberta CA
    • Guest Services, SB Instructor, Lifty, Rental Tech
    Dec 07 - Apr 08

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Blurbs

About me:

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SNOWBOARD BUM FOR LIFE



I have an extreme lack of self-control.
I have no sort of sense of appropriatness.
I hate television, radio, newspapers.
I have no idea what is going on in this world.
I just want to snowboard.

Music is my god. My true love. Always first and forever.



There's always the comfort of knowing I'll never be seen when I fall.

"What love is, in a secular age where god is dead, we believe now in religion... but we can't believe in god so we believe in romantic love for salvation." - Russell Brand

and if another angel says just grin and bear it i might be forced to smash his fucking head against the wall and never sin again against myself or trust in anyone

Who I'd like to meet:

people who are not cunts ♥
and Shaun White ..... and Tim Minchin

I CAN HAS CILLIAN MURPHY? And/or Robert Pattinson?

Friend Space (Top 3)

Comments

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  • Jun 20 2009 8:25 AM

    Hey :)

    My stoner rock band Shellfin is launching our debut EP "Stay For Tea" this Friday night at MONSTROTHIC @ Rosies Live on Edward St... We have new tracks on the myspace:

    SHELLFIN MYSPACE, PLEASE HAVE A LISTEN!

    Here's a sexy flyer for you:



    Hope you can make it!
  • Feb 14 2009 2:31 PM

    Devious new default for yo', bby-caykz. Get better soon, pancakes & Tim Minchin soon plz. xxxx
  • Feb 9 2009 11:49 PM

    Bewbz?
  • Feb 5 2009 11:05 PM

    when did you go to get that awesome profile pic?
  • Jan 13 2009 7:46 PM

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  • Jan 6 2009 2:51 PM

    it seems that your not the only super slack person. i to suck at replying to myspace messages.

    i wish i was in another country for Christmas. its such a crap holiday. especially when your broke and know to many people. i also have a family that mate like rabbits so i've got like 1000000000000 family members and i let everyone down pretty much. except mother of course xD

    yeah summer sucks. i love the cold which is why i want to move to england so bad D:

    ....plus all the cute London boys *creams*

    i haven't seen snow in ages. it must be really beautiful :]

    HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEARS!!! to you to.

    we had an amazing time on New Years. a lot of bad things happened though but a lot of good memories were made to.

    are you in Australia yet? if so you should give Stacie a ring so we can come see yo :P

    how have you been btw?

    Jack
  • Dec 31 2008 3:38 AM

    omg. top friends...
    i think i just shed a little tear.

    you can shed tears of laughter when you arrive home and see my sunburn. i am so fucking sexy right now... i have a purple elbow and cleavage.

    h. o. tt. HOT.

    anyway. love and shit.
    when you come back we'll do all the good things. like pancakes and monkeys and NOT getting 5th degree burns.

    xoxoxoxo
  • Dec 23 2008 4:15 PM

    YOU CAN DEF BE THE BEST MAN!!!

    the sweaty Gold Coast is surprisingly sweaty. the faint scent of BO fills the air and their are paddocks of deodorant cans in sunny valleys *runs in slow motion through field with romantic music playing*

    its actually been cold :O the other night i had to close all my windows and put blankets on (which is a huge step up) and i was wearing thick layers. Christmas is tommorow which i so dont want to happen. stupid holiday of giving presents. IM TO POOR TO GIVE OUT PRESENTS D:

    ...so i shall have to make alot of heartfelt gifts or i can just offer my services ;D hahahaha

    Merry CHristmas :D

    ...thats for if i dotn talk to you until after christmas.

    hows canda? (you are in canda right >.>)

    Jack
  • Dec 17 2008 2:07 AM

    OMG SLAG-O-TRON.

    I love you.

    And mah hubby will too ^.^
  • Dec 16 2008 3:20 PM

    i know its hard to beleive that someone like me lives on the coast but it is true xD

    i sounded vain just then hahahah

    i hear that your pretty amazing. and that you hung out with Amanda Palmer. lucky, even though she is a crack whore id still like to meet her.

    I'd love to meet you when you get back. we'll come up to brisbane and you can come down and we can have a circle of love xD

    oh and im not goign for the role of stacies bestie im going for husband. im only her fiance atm but one day we shall get married and have an extremely long honeymoon which just involves us taking turns of Matt Belamy.

    its kinda late atm so some of this probally isnt making sense, hope it does though xD

    how are you anwyays?

    Jack
  • Nov 26 2008 1:43 AM

    you're a dirty fucking slag but I love you.
    that is all.
  • Nov 24 2008 10:15 AM

    ooh! i'm jealous. some snowboarding would be good right now...even though i lack the coordination to even strap the thing on. the weather is indeed gloriously hot and i'm enjoying it except for the fact that it disagrees with my pasty pale complexion, i'm sweating like a bitch and that i've been forced to bear my cottage cheese legs in public.

    huuuuurrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaah!

    we didn't get hit by the storms too badly...the worst of the weather missed us/avoided us. even stormy weather thinks that my place is too far out in the sticks/bogan-ridden to warrant a visist on its path of destruction.
    we got to listen to the lovely rain and wind. it was devine. i love going to sleep when its storming.

    i'll try and stalk you down on msn anyhow.

    laterzzz mother-lickah. xo
  • Nov 22 2008 10:06 AM

    the gig was pretty sweet.
    TP&TP made me all nostalgic and 'this is where helen and i found common musical ground.'

    bhaha.

    but hop on msn soo cum-lord so we can have chats and exchange life update and lyyyyyk ttly swap fashion/make up tips and talk about what was written in the latest Cosmo or some shit.

    hope your having a blast...an icy icy blast (oh the the hilarity that is i)

    ily el whore-oxoxo
  • Nov 19 2008 5:59 AM

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    Please Do Me A Huge Favour By Going To

    http://profile. myspace. com/index. cfm?fuseaction=user. viewprofile&friendid=334932303&MyToken=6f04eb64-3f64-4515-9e2c-6722f26c8d67

    And Voting For Me To Be MISS CHERRY GIRL 2009

    You Will FInd Me In The "MISS CHERRY 2009" Album On The 2nd Page

    And Please Dont Forget To Be Their Friend First Or It Will Not Allow You To Vote For Me

    Please Quote My Name When You Friend Them Also As This May Just Get Me Sum Extra Points :)

    Thankyou All And Your Help Is Much Appreciated

    xoxoCharlie
  • Nov 17 2008 4:07 AM

    Please help me out by following this link

    http://viewmorepics. myspace. com/index. cfm?fuseaction=user. viewPicture&friendID=334932303&albumId=998737

    and voting for me to be Miss Cherry Girl 2009

    Only 1 vote per myspace so please take a minute and help me out!

    xoxoxCharlie
  • Nov 17 2008 3:39 AM

    oi and upload the frickin camille pic already.

    ps. love and miss your ugly face.x
  • Nov 17 2008 3:37 AM

    saturday night i may/maynot have uttered these words:

    "if you don't want to see my boobies look away now"

    i may/maynot have then proceeded to strip to my knickers (it was really hot, okay) and pass out of the futon spread on my back like a starfish.
  • Nov 2 2008 9:50 PM

    Hey, thought id stop by via the internetz... right now i cant keep my eyes open and its only about an hour after i got up.... oh so sleepy. So... are we having a shin dig soon or what?
  • Oct 27 2008 6:59 AM

    meow!
    may you please upload the camille photo soon. i wish to print it off and have some alone time with it.

    H: "but i've cut off half of our faces"
    L: "...it just adds to the drunken ambiance of the moment"

    also, meow is now my official greeting...im thinkng im going hawaiian style and usng it as a farewell too.

    meow!
  • Oct 25 2008 8:22 AM

    Thank you for request.
    We are pleased to meet you here!
    Hope you enjoy our world.
    LOVE
    Versailles-Philharmonic Quintet-
  • Oct 24 2008 11:41 PM

    Eat my ballz.
  • Oct 14 2008 3:20 PM

    i've got your fucking profile song stuck im my head you dirty scrotum.

    xo
  • Oct 7 2008 1:13 PM

    Llama llama duck.
  • Oct 7 2008 5:25 AM

    can you smell shit?
    oh! wait! no...its just the pungent odor of a lame excuse.

    i can whoop your ass at eating in any state of mind. bring it on slag.
  • Oct 6 2008 3:18 AM

    you lost a burger eating competition to a drunken indie loser.

    ...you dirty piss-weak excuse for a hard out emo kid!



    ps. love and shit.