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  • fatback

  • 34 / Male
  • Red Deer Island, North Carolina, US
  • Last Login: 10/22/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Practicing my Kung Fu on sexy ninjas. Watching Braves baseball . Writing computer viruses like the one that just infected your machine. Long walks on the beach, especially when I get to carry you. Puppies and sunshine and that black oil stuff from the X-Files. What was that?

  • Music

    Robert Johnson, Dag, Grace Potter, Southern Culture on the Skids,The Ramones, Miles Davis, Lucinda Williams, PJ Harvey, Mary's Danish, The Silos, Nick Drake, Ted Hawkins, Jeff Buckley, Beastie Boys, Guster, Road Trip, Jimi Hendrix, Liz Phair, Dred Zeppelin, Jane's Addiction, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Jump Little Children, Jupiter Coyote, Tool, Blue Zero

  • Movies

    Apocalypse Now, Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, A Clockwork Orange, The Usual Suspects, Watership down

  • Television

    LOST, 24, Matlock, Magnum PI, Heroes, NOVA, Discovery, Skinemax

  • Books

    Cooking with Paula Deen, The Necromicon, Watership Down, The Club Dumas, The Tawny Scrawny Lion, The Federalist Papers, Where's Waldo: The Early Years

  • Heroes

    Jesus, Satan, Paula Deen

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Inferno, Hell.
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 0" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: Post grad
  • Occupation: Hustler
  • Income: $150,000 to $250,000

Schools

  • Cambridge College

    • Cambridge, MA
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Major: Business
    • Minor: Mind Your Own Business
    • Clubs: Insider Trading Club, Micro Managers Club, White Collar Criminals Club, Embezzlement 101
    2002 to 2004

  • University Of South Carolina At Spartanburg

    • Spartanburg, SC
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Major: Chemistry
    • Minor: Naked Sorority Girls
    • Clubs: Chemistry Club, Swingers Club, Sexual Deviants on Campus Club, Future Satanists of America, Sexy Mother Fucker Club [president!]
    1997 to 2001

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I write for Fatback and Collards [dot] com

Fatback and Collards
Fatback and Collards Greens is a regularly updated site that focuses on, but is not relegated to, southern gossip, southern celebrities, and southern happenings. I created this MySpace account to have another forum for the craziness that goes on over at our main site. If sometimes we get off subject feel free to suck it. Critical bitch. The authors of this site are all erudite, gossip hounds with PhD's in English literature. Except me, the editor. I have several degrees in eastern european sexual positions and I am a blackbelt in Lotus Style Kung Fu. If, for some reason you landed here and need to kill some time, please read on as I blather about the site. We started this site to keep up with the goings on of our redneck and hillbilly country-come-to-town celebrities and then make fun of them. The views and opinions expressed here are probably true but we take no responsibility for the information or its source. Where possible, we link the the source of our information so we don't look like liars. Sometimes we just make shit up. On the web @ FatbackAndCollards.com or try me on AIM @ fatbacksAIM.

Who I'd like to meet:

You...but I'm not a stalker or anything. We just happen to be in the same place a lot. I really like your new drapes. So sheer. So silky.

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