About me:

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I write for Fatback and Collards [dot] com


Fatback and Collards Greens is a regularly updated site that focuses on, but is not relegated to, southern gossip, southern celebrities, and southern happenings. I created this MySpace account to have another forum for the craziness that goes on over at our main site. If sometimes we get off subject feel free to suck it. Critical bitch. The authors of this site are all erudite, gossip hounds with PhD's in English literature. Except me, the editor. I have several degrees in eastern european sexual positions and I am a blackbelt in Lotus Style Kung Fu. If, for some reason you landed here and need to kill some time, please read on as I blather about the site. We started this site to keep up with the goings on of our redneck and hillbilly country-come-to-town celebrities and then make fun of them. The views and opinions expressed here are probably true but we take no responsibility for the information or its source. Where possible, we link the the source of our information so we don't look like liars. Sometimes we just make shit up. On the web @ FatbackAndCollards.com or try me on AIM @ fatbacksAIM.