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Hitem Goode
Hitem Goode
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Male
90 years old
NOTTINGHAM, Maryland
United States
Last Login: 7/14/2009
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Hitem Goode's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Body type: | 6' 3" / Some extra baggage | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Pisces |
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FB Golf, Inc.
Nottingham, US
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About me:
Hello, my name is Hitem Goode. I reside in Nottingham and I am here to share the best known advantages of driving the golf ball with the FAT Bastard. And of course to share with all the fun we have playing golf here in the GREAT USA.
The Fat Bastard ,, Driver was created for the average golfer. As one of the largest big names in golf equipment the Fat Bastard ,, Driver is easier to swing. It has a larger head which is easier to see the older you get.
The greatest advantage is that the Fat Bastard ,, Driver gives you a better chance of actually coming in contact with the ball given the large head.
If there is one piece of golf equipment that you need, you can depend on the Fat Bastard ,, Driver to deliver countless long drives and better yet it will be the topic for scores of memorable conversations.
So many people have asked us where the Fat Bastard,, name came from and how did it end up on a golf club. It was born resulting from a golf round that happened several years ago while on a golf weekend in Hilton Head.
Nothing was working well that day especially my drives. After a frustrating 9 holes I spanked a drive on the 10th tee into the woods. There I was searching through the brush and cursing at my lousy luck when all of a sudden I spotted a rather rotund gent staring down at me from a tree branch.
I questioned what he was doing in the tree and he commented that it was a good vantage point to see how badly I was playing. Not finding it humorous I felt compelled to insult him for making fun of my game. As you can imagine I called him yep, a fat bastard.
The next thing I knew, he cursed in Gaelic and in a puff of smoke he disappeared and in his place at the base of the tree was a shiny new driver. I picked it up and there on the bottom was labeled "Fat Bastard ,, ".
I took the club and resumed my game e after taking a penalty stroke of course. I played the rest of the round the best of my life. My golf game was changed forever. I'll never forget the 96 I hit that day.
I immediately trademarked the name and the rest is history. I hardly ever hit my drives into the woods any more but every now and then I still catch a glimpse of that Fat Bastard,, sitting in a tree.
FB Golf, Inc. mission is to provide a unique “Brand” of golf equipment that enhances the enjoyment of the game, while encouraging fellowship and the fund raising thrusts that this great game offers. Our main focus for support today are the “People who guard our FREEDOM”. Our goal is to elevate this cause to “Top of Mind” within these great United States.
In appreciation to those families who have given so much, to show our gratitude and support FB Golf,Inc. will contribute 10% of '07 sales revenues to groups supporting our military like www.anysoldier.com.
Anyways, if you wish to improve your game and help the fearless people who keep us free. You can check us out here: Remember that our soldiers have already paid the price. Freedom is not free, just ask any soldier.
Thanks for sharing & caring!
FatBastard Golf
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