"I’m afraid you may have inherited my caustic wit."
-Helen Hoye
Website
FatChicksNeedLoveToo.com
Influences
just because these women have been influential in the reasons behind me doing and continuing to do comedy, doesn’t mean I necessarily like their comedy, but I admire their drive and success and may have actually received words of encouragement from them personally.... My Grandma Helen Hoye, My Mom who I get my song and dance from, Lucille Ball, Roseanne Barr, Ellen Degeneres, Kathleen Madigan, Carol Burnett, Goldie Hawn, ...as for men...Dad and Brother (Sibs!), Jeff Jenna, Bill Word, Pryor, Cosby, Murphy, Witherspoon, Kinison, Red Foxx, Jaime Foxx, Pablo Francisco, Shang, Jim Brewer, Mitch Hedberg, Doug Benson, Rodney Dangerfield, Lenny Bruce, Garret Morris...etc...
TV Shows
Pilots:
Everybody's Got One with Kennedy Guest FOX
The Jury Room Principle CBS/Kingworld
Cable/Network:
Que Locos Guest Comedian Galavision
Off The Roof "Mousie" MUN2, Telemundo Internacional
La Conexion "Mousie" MUN2,Telemundo Internacial
Latino Laugh Festival The Show Guest Comedian Si TV
LA TV Live Guest Comedian KJLA
Films
Arc: The Movie "Cee Cee" Beef Tips & Rice
Sharon Barragan's Interests
General
Comedy, Hip-Hop, Writing, Movies, Riots, Porn and Yo momma!
Music
Black Eyed Peas(pre Fergie mostly, but i dig her, I dont think they are sell outs, Will will bring it full circle, dont worry), Method Man y Redman, Eminem, Malverde, Burning Star, Pigeon John, Ozomatli, anything Motown, Prince, 2 Pac, 4th Ave Jones, N.E.R.D., Boingo, anything my friend Don has on his media player...I love soul and R&B but haven't bought too many CD's over th past 2 1/2 years...don't ask...I lost my virginity to Let's Chill by Guy, and my first dance was to Love Bites by Def Leopard, I once played Spinderella in a high school lip synch, and was the "Superfreak" in a Rick James video my friends and I made at Grad Night when I was 8 1/2 months pregnant, in 5th grade I had to dress up and sing the Betty Boop classic "I Wanna Be Loved By You" at a chorus performance and Pharell once sang the "Brain" song to me at the 4th & B in San Diego...God I love music
anything by David Lynch, Stephen King, Robert Rodriguez and Rob Zombie...Office Space, Overboard, The Goonies, Romancing the Stone, Back to the Future(only the first one), Sixteen Candles, Return to Paradise, Cider House Rules, The Greatest Game Ever Played, The Brothers, The Wood, CB4(yeah yeah I'm licking your balls), I love horror films, romanitc comedies, high school comedies, musicals, action, I like basically anything except Sci-Fi...
Television
Law & Order(all of them) and lame reality shows where the pretty people get tricked :)
Books
The Bible, The Giving Tree, To Kill A Mockingbird, Gods In Alabama, anything by Stephen King, urban music magazines...just kidding about the Bible
Heroes
My Dad, my Momma, my son, anyone doing what they love and sacrificing for it! My brother and my brother in law Gny Sgt Velez! Thanks for knocking up my sister! :)
About me: I'm a stand-up comic. Although being funny is a great defense mechanism, I'm not "on" all the time.
Most people call me Fuckin' Sharon, not because I am constantly having sex, but because of the unexpected shit I say. They call me a whore because I'm constantly having sex. If I were a Disney character, I'd be called Trampolina. It's not my fault. I'm witty and sexual and guys dig it.
I haven't had a boyfriend in over a decade, due to a beard and some Daddy issues, but thanks to laser I'm half way to being ready for it.
I'm extremely down to earth and low maintenance. I'll wear jeans and sneakers anywhere!
I come from a solid fam and bring that love into everthing I do. I have great friends, a relationship with my son who I gave up 15 years ago, a kick ass brand new day job, and a bit of a drinking problem, what more could I ask for?!
CHECK ME OUT IN ERIC SCHWARZ'S LATEST VIDEO "LEAN LIKE A GRINGO"
Lean Like a Gringo ..
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Who I'd like to meet: I'd like to meet Yo momma, Conan O'Brien, Eminem, Mos Def, Common, Charo, Tyson Beckford, Fat Joe, Redman, Russell Simmons, my Prince Charming, Corey Maggette, Cuttino Mobley Alan Iverson, Katt Williams, I met Pharrell but would dig a real conversation with that dude...musical talent and athletic ability is a turn on
Hahaha ... that's so funny because most people say that he's an exact replica of Carlos and that he looks NOTHING like me. So thank you! I appreciate it because it makes me sad that most people don't think so :)
Hey woman. Not sure if you heard but I am ditching this smarthome bullshit. I hope all is well with you and would love to catch up over a drink sometime (well if I can afford ithahahahahhaah) miss you
hey sweetie pie! sorry I missed the goat last night..I actually had a date! haha. Details to come ;) We will catch up and get shit canned silly drunk on Saturday - can't wait! <3
