"I’m afraid you may have inherited my caustic wit."
-Helen Hoye
Website
FatChicksNeedLoveToo.com
Influences
just because these women have been influential in the reasons behind me doing and continuing to do comedy, doesn’t mean I necessarily like their comedy, but I admire their drive and success and may have actually received words of encouragement from them personally.... My Grandma Helen Hoye, My Mom who I get my song and dance from, sy sisters, Lucille Ball, Roseanne Barr, Ellen Degeneres, Kathleen Madigan, Carol Burnett, Goldie Hawn, ...as for men...Dad and Brother (Sibs!), Jeff Jenna, Bill Word, Pryor, Cosby, Murphy, Witherspoon, Kinison, Red Foxx, Jaime Foxx, Pablo Francisco, Shang, Jim Brewer, Mitch Hedberg, Doug Benson, Rodney Dangerfield, Lenny Bruce, Garret Morris...etc...
Members
TV Shows
Pilots: Everybody’s Got One with Kennedy (Guest) FOX, The Jury Room (Principle)CBS/Kingworld, Cable/Network: Que Locos (Guest Comedian)Galavision, Off The Roof ("Mousie") MUN2 &Telemundo Internacional,
La Conexion ("Mousie") MUN2 &Telemundo Internacional,
Latino Laugh Festival The Show (Guest Comedian) Si TV, LA TV Live (Guest Comedian) KJLA
Films
Arc: The Movie "Cee Cee" Beef Tips & Rice
Sharon Barragan's Interests
General
Comedy, Hip-Hop, Writing, Movies, Riots, Porn and Yo momma!
Music
The Clash, James Brown, Lucinda Williams, Teddy Riley(Guy, BlackStreet), Oingo Boingo, Avant, KRS1, Tribe Called Quest, Black Eyed Peas(pre Fergie mostly, but i dig her, I dont think they are sell outs, Will will bring it full circle, dont worry), Method Man y Redman, Eminem, Malverde, Burning Star, Pigeon John, Ozomatli, anything Motown, Prince, 2 Pac, 4th Ave Jones, N.E.R.D., Boingo, anything my friend Don has on his media player...I love soul and R&B but haven't bought too many CD's over th past 2 1/2 years...don't ask...I lost my virginity to Let's Chill by Guy, and my first dance was to Love Bites by Def Leopard, I once played Spinderella in a high school lip synch, and was the "Superfreak" in a Rick James video my friends and I made at Grad Night when I was 8 1/2 months pregnant, in 5th grade I had to dress up and sing the Betty Boop classic "I Wanna Be Loved By You" at a chorus performance and Pharell once sang the "Brain" song to me at the 4th & B in San Diego...God I love music
anything by David Lynch, Stephen King, Robert Rodriguez and Rob Zombie...Office Space, Overboard, The Goonies, Romancing the Stone, Back to the Future(only the first one), Sixteen Candles, Return to Paradise, Cider House Rules, The Greatest Game Ever Played, The Brothers, The Wood, CB4(yeah yeah I'm licking your balls), I love horror films, romanitc comedies, high school comedies, musicals, action, I like basically anything except Sci-Fi...
Television
Law & Order(all of them) and lame reality shows where the pretty people get tricked :)
Books
The Bible, The Giving Tree, To Kill A Mockingbird, Gods In Alabama, anything by Stephen King, urban music magazines...just kidding about the Bible
Heroes
My Dad, my Momma, my son, anyone doing what they love and sacrificing for it! My brother and my brother in law Gny Sgt Velez! Thanks for knocking up my sister! :)
About me: I'm a stand-up comic. Although being funny is a great defense mechanism, I'm not "on" all the time.
Most people call me Fuckin' Sharon, not because I am constantly having sex, but because of the unexpected shit I say. They call me a whore because I'm constantly having sex. If I were a Disney character, I'd be called Trampolina. It's not my fault. I'm witty and sexual and guys dig it.
I haven't had a boyfriend in over a decade, due to a beard and some Daddy issues, but thanks to laser I'm half way to being ready for it.
I'm extremely down to earth and low maintenance. I'll wear jeans and sneakers anywhere!
I come from a solid fam and bring that love into everthing I do. I have great friends, a relationship with my son who I gave up 16 years ago, a kick ass brand new day job, and a bit of a drinking problem, what more could I ask for?!
CHECK ME OUT IN ERIC SCHWARZ'S LATEST VIDEO "LEAN LIKE A GRINGO"
Lean Like a Gringo ..
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Who I'd like to meet: I'd like to meet Yo momma, Conan O'Brien, Eminem, Mos Def, Common, Charo, Tyson Beckford, Fat Joe, Redman, Russell Simmons, my Prince Charming, Corey Maggette, Cuttino Mobley Alan Iverson, Katt Williams, I met Pharrell but would dig a real conversation with that dude...musical talent and athletic ability is a turn on
hey how are you doing?? Long time no hear haha anyway football is almost over :/ which means that im almost a seinor haha kinda. anyway it would be great to hear from you :P much luv
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New Song Up Called "Knock That Nigga Out" I know u know somebody that need 2 be knocked the fuck out for always having ur name in they mouth......So do us both a favor and please add the song to your music player so we can let our shit talking haters know what time it is:) Ty and ill hit up later Ya Boy Tree aka (Da PrinceOfBBWism)
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u comin this sunday to my BET after party with yung berg and hot dollar.....we doin a free champagne toast at 12am for the late great MJ also hit me back or text the cell 3109084835
We invite all our FANS out to Mellow Man Ace's MMA Presents 3rd Annual La
Fam Fan Appreciation Day BBQ/POTluck Oct
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saying thank you for all the love and support you have given us.
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