I like to make survival plans for possible zombie attacks, race wars, and other end of the world scenarios. What is your ZAP? (Zombie Action Plan)
Music
My musical tastes change about as often as I change my underwear. (Once every three or four weeks.) I have old fall backs like Metallica and The Smashing Pumpkins, but I sometimes listen to stuff that brings my sexual orientaion/gender into question.
Movies
I like movies where the main character is an awkward person put in situation where they can finally use their awkwardness for some type of personal gain or societies acceptance.
Television
T.V. is pretty much a let down, but I watch it all the same. What else am I supposed to do?...Better myself?...Don't make me laugh!
Books
I love to read, especially if it is gay erotica.
Heroes
Spiderman, and here's why.
Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can.
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies.
Look Out!
Here comes the Spiderman.
Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead!
Hey, there.
There goes the Spiderman.
In the chill of night,
At the scene of a crime.
Like a streak of light.
He arrives just in time.
Spiderman, Spiderman
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman.
Wealth and fame.
He's ignored.
Action is his reward.
To him, life is a great big bang up.
Whenever there's a hang up,
You'll find the Spider man.
About me:
I have a boring job with an exciting title. Try this on for size...Cryptologic Technician-Technical. I'm in the Navy and my rank is First-Class Petty Officer, which is kind of like First-Class A-hole, but with more friends.
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
I have two kids who like to pee and poop their pants all the time. They also like to cry and babble. My wife is a Jap and we like to re-live WWII...She sneakily attacks me and then I beat the living shit out of her.
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Who I'd like to meet: Someone smarter and better looking than me. Who am I kidding, we all know that person doesn't exsist.
Sup man? Nothing much here just chillig in Iraq. Well doing as much chilling as I can do in this heat haha. I have lost 20 pounds though since I been here so that is kinda cool but I almost look too skinny now. I have a kick ass job I get to go out with infantry guys and kick down doors lol. Imagine that a intel guy doing infantry shit. Well you take care bro.
ya mabey tommorow..if i do it now, dad will get up screaming, with one side of his hair sticking up, receding hair line, with squinting eyes, standing in his underwear and yell "don't make me come out there!"
ryan, AC/DC are coming to denver on nov the 25th, for their new world tour, you need to take my nephew to see them so he is exposed to GREAT rock n' roll
Happy Early Brithday! You share a birthday with Hulk Hogan! You are sooo lucky, Brother! Remember to say your prayers and eat your vitamins or the Hulk-a-mania is going to run wild on you!LOL!
"On August 11, 1781, Colnel Greene contributed significantly to the defeat of British General Lord Cornwallis at Cowpens, South Carolina. Greene forced Cornwallis, whose army far outnumbered the Americans, to divide his troops and defend his territory on two fronts."
This is an interesting day in history, my friend. Also, do you see the similarities? Oh I do:
1.) Battle of Cowpens? 2.) Lord CornWALLIS(Wallace?) 3.) A battle on Two Fronts? 4.) Grenne when put into numerical value: 473662 It comes strikingly similar to the combination 47-36-62, which was YOUR combination on the ship where I hid my alcohol in YOUR rack. Also, 47-36=11 So, if you cancel out just one of those ones, it is 1, then 1+62=YES, 63, and the name Colnel Greene? Initials+63=CG-63 This is more than a day in history, this is your life. Wow.
Congrats Ryan!..sure does look like a Clark..I thought that mabey I would give Dad his first grandson..but ill be damn sure to give him his fist black child!..Send Shizuka, Dana, and Elliot my love!..
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