Current mood:
hungry
Yeah I know, it's pretty impressive.
So then, I spy a little link and so begins an hour of looking at awesomely disgusting fried food and insane feats of disgusting eating. Now for those of your who wish you had come along for that journey, I'm gonna give you the highlights.
Now since the Fair just left town a mere days ago, the taste of fried Oreos and Snickers bars has not yet completely faded from our minds, so we're always up to hearing about some new snacks of a similar nature. Looks like the LA COUNTY FAIR is the place to be!
While it seems like they still rocked signatures like the deep fried Twinkie and Oreos, they also stepped up to the plate and knocked one out of the park with This bad boy:
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Yep. The Deep Fried White Castle Burger.
Now there's no doubt in my mind that it would be greasy as hell and make me want to vomit after a couple bites. But that first bite? Bet it would rule. Bigtime.
Now whoever was doing this little blog for that county fair tried some cool things, but one thing they didn't test out was the deep fried POP-TARTS. Notice the sign in the upper left hand corner:
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Yep, but they did try the deep fried SPAM, which I don't think could be any less appealing, but I know a guy named Al that would probably shoulder block a nun holding newborn twins down a flight of stairs to get an order of it.
Check out a couple other things that got fried at the LA COUNTY FAIR if you're interested.
From there I stumbled upon Deep Fried Cookie Dough, which I'm sure is out of this world but they didn't dazzle me with pictures and descriptions so they just get a mention.
Then something that I'm not sure would be that good at all, BUT I'd be willing to try, because come on, who wouldn't be down with tasting this:
What is it? Oh. Deep Fried Coca Cola. Yeah. It's basically fried dough with Coke syrup cooked into it and then some drizzled .. its cooked. Weird. But I'd try it.
Check THIS LINK for more info. Also, don't forget to read the comments after, where people make fun of Americans for being fat and lazy, and for eating gross things like this. It's quite funny how stuck up and closed minded they are. Sorry in their third world countries they don't have a fair that comes around once a year for them to go indulge themselves at. To eat every disgusting treat you can imagine. And yes, if you wouldn't even taste one taste of these things, you are closed minded and probably a boring person. One bite won't kill ya!
But if you eat ten fried snickers and a dozen fried Oreos every time the fair comes around like we do, it will definitely shave a few weeks off your life. Worth it? We think so.
Where did my journey take me from there?
I know, I know. It looks amazing, right? Mouth Watering. I'm going to go buy the stuff to try these out right now.
Which brought me here....
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Which, we have already tried. And it was so good that they don't really have words in the english language to describe it.
So in the end we were all gathered around the computer checking out THIS SITE . Fat guys will get some good ideas here, skinny people will be appalled and cringe at how gross this stuff looks.
EITHER WAY IT'S A GOOD TIME!!!
So in the end, we've all learned a lot today about the wonders of deep fried snacks. We've learned that apparently California is where the wildest ones are found. I knew there was a reason everyone moves out there.
Anyone up for a road trip?
I'd totally eat and love the fried white castle, avacodos and bacon cinnamon bun (which I'm totally going to make once I start eating again...and have an oven).
I've even try the fried spam if someone offered me a piece.
The first picture's like eight potatos per fry.
Holy shit
I bet deep fried spam is like sucking on Jesus Christ's cock.
Best thing ever. period. And yes, those nuns would be screwed. And the twins? Smooshed to death. All worth it I bet!
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Are you serious?
Did you really type that?!
BWAAAHAHAHAHAH!