♥ The AntiBarbie ♥
"Happy Endings Are For Wimps!"

Female
31 years old
NEW HAVEN, CONNECTICUT
United States



Last Login:8/7/2008
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/fatuglymomma1977  

    ♥ The AntiBarbie ♥ 's Interests
General

I enjoy going out without the kids! I love going out to the movies, shopping, neighborhood pubs, playing at the casino, dinning out, and visiting friends. I also enjoy drawing, writing, reading, video games, and taking pictures of my kids.
MusicGreen Day, Korn, Godsmack, Aerosmith, Ludacris, Beastie Boys, The Offspring, Pink Floyd, Elton John, Eminem, Disturbed, Adam Sandler, Tom Petty, Staind, Linkin Park, Evanescence
MoviesPOTC, the Butterfly Effect, Lord of the Rings, Casino, Kill Bill, Million Dollar Baby, War of the Worlds, Gone with the Wind, Beauty and the Beast, Shawshank Redemption, Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail, and Shallow Hal

Television

Family Guy, House MD, Everybody Hates Chris, Dr. Phil, My Name is Earl
BooksI love to read but don't have any particular favorites. I mostly enjoy unusual facts, sci-fi, and horror. I also read trashy romance novels. (Hey, romance is dead. It's is the only way I'm ever going to get my fix.)
HeroesMy grandfather whom taught me how to treat others with kindness. He was a special man who is so deeply missed by all those who knew him. I've never met another like him and likely never will.

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     ♥ The AntiBarbie ♥ 's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:New Haven
Body type:5' 4" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:High school
Occupation:Tech Slave

   ♥ The AntiBarbie ♥ 's Networking
Technology - Internet - Other
Online newsletter creation/distribution and subscriber database maintenance.
Technology - Internet - Web Designer
Compiling html and text creatives/ads.
Publishing - Writer - Novelist
Horror and dark fiction short stories.

   ♥ The AntiBarbie ♥ 's Companies
Dawn Sholun
New Haven, CT US
Contractor/CEO

Oct 2005 - current
Technology Support Group, LLC
Hamden, CT US
Website Technician

May 2004 - Oct 2005



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   ♥ The AntiBarbie ♥ 's Blurbs
About me:

My name is Dawn and I have two beautiful little toddlers. I work from home doing tech stuff (working on servers, doing graphic design, working with websites, yada, yada, yada). While working from home is cool at first, it gets sooooo boring!

I've created a website for moms, you can message me for the URL since it's against the MySpace TOS to post URLs for other websites and that's why my other profile was deleted apparently (although if you put megamommies together with .com, you've got it). I write horror stories and I've actually even been published somehow. I guess people out there are as sick in the head as me! Scary, I know...





LIKES: vodka, the word "fuck", poker, gourmet popcorn, odd useless facts, people with opinions of their own, fellow cynics, Johnny Depp movies, and pants that actually fit me in all the right places (damn you pant designing sadists, damn you all!)

DISLIKES: Attention whores, sheeple, cockiness, elitist attitudes, bugs, seafood, posers, backstabbers, liars, immaturity, and mind games.

QUOTES OF THE MONTH:
"You are as much a real person as you are deep. As with the depths of a diamond, the interior is twice as important as the surface. There are people who are all facade, like a house left unfinished when the funds run out. They have the entrance of a palace but the inner rooms of a cottage." - Balthasar Gracian

"In heaven all the interesting people are missing." - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Do, or do not. There is no try" - Yoda

"Whoever said 'nothings impossible' never tried to nail jell-o to a tree" - Unknown

"All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening." - Alexander Woollcott



You Are 70% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.


The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Moderate
Level 7 (Violent)Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Moderate

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

Who I'd like to meet:



The person I'd most like to meet in the entire universe is Johnny Depp! (Me and a hundred thousand other ladies) Actually maybe not. I heard he's kind of wierd and he's attracted to stick figures. Ok, I got it... I'd like to meet Johnny Depp while he's under hypnosis to make him think he's Captain Jack Sparrow. Let me tell you, that character makes me want to invent a time machine so I can go find my own pirate booty, Savvy?

Now that I've had my little daydream to get me through the day, I'd like to meet other moms from my area, other writers, and basically anyone else who is fun to chat with.


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♥ The AntiBarbie ♥ 's Friends Comments
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im an angel....G.O.L.





Aug 4 2008 4:01 AM

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im an angel....G.O.L.

wants you to join their mob in Mobsters, a Mafia-style combat game played on MySpace.

Start out as a petty thief and work your way up to become a Mob Don!

Join im an angel.... G. O. L.'s Mob!

♥MaryJo♥





Jun 23 2008 7:08 PM

hello sweetheart wanted to stop by and wish u the happiest of birthdays...be good to your self...and enjoy your day;)
Jenny





Jun 22 2008 11:15 PM

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Happy Birthday To You!
Happy Birthday To You!
Happy Birthday, Dear Dawn!
Happy Birthday To You!
And Many More . . .

I hope that this birthday marks the beginning of a wonderful and exciting new chapter in your life. Make sure that you make a wish before blowing out the candles!

Warmest Regards,
Jenny
LL Soares - Horror Writer





Jun 22 2008 3:25 AM

have one helluva birthday!
im an angel....G.O.L.





Jun 21 2008 9:11 PM

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Hey ♥ The AntiBarbie ♥ , I just adopted harley puppy! But it needs a play date... will you be my play date?

Bret





Jun 20 2008 11:48 AM

Happy Birthday!

jedi





Jun 19 2008 2:44 PM

Happy B-Day!

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>Jackie P<





May 11 2008 6:01 PM

ROSES HAPPY MOTHERS DAY

i cant wait to see you and the girls at their bday party!!! what are their sizes?
Jenny





May 5 2008 9:19 PM


Hey ♥ The AntiBarbie ♥ , I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're worth!



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Apr 20 2008 3:47 AM

Hey ♥ The AntiBarbie ♥ , I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$!

♣ Joe - Ich werde Sie essen ♣ ™





Apr 11 2008 11:20 PM

The Sins of Eden...NOW AVAILABLE from Dark Herald Publishing. Click the pic to order!

CLICK TO ORDER
Melissa





Mar 22 2008 3:02 AM

Happy Easter
Funny Pictures and Myspace Layouts at pYzam. com

♥Kim





Mar 20 2008 11:15 PM

A woman has strengths that amaze me, she can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens, she holds happiness, love and opinions. She smiles when she feels like screaming. She sings when she feels like crying. Cries when she's happy, and laughs when she's afraid, her love is unconditional, there's only one thing wrong with her and that is that sometimes she forgets what she is worth.
" Pass this onto every beautiful woman you know, I just did"
Michael Laimo - Horror Author





Mar 7 2008 4:02 PM

Hi--just wanted to stop by, say hello, and let you know that my new novel, FIRES RISING, is NOW AVAILABLE. Hope you'll look out for it!


PREPARE FOR HELL ON EARTH

FIRES RISING – IN STORES MARCH 2008

♥Kim





Mar 6 2008 10:26 PM

""♥ "BEAUTIFUL MOMMIES" ♥
Once you've been hit, you have to hit 8 awesome moms.
If you get hit again you will know you are really "Beautiful".
If you break the chain nothing will happen, really!
But it's always nice to hear that someone thinks you're "Beautiful
Jenna Scissorhands





Mar 2 2008 12:56 AM

So how'r dem babies?
♥Kim





Feb 25 2008 11:11 PM

Hi Dawn. I haven't stopped by to say hi in quite some time..I'm sorry. So anyway hello, hope all is well with you and your angels and have a great week!!
Jenny





Feb 13 2008 12:13 AM


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It’s a little early . . . but I wanted to drop by and wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day. I hope that your day is filled with as much laughter and love as you can handle.

Hugs,
Jenny
♥Kim





Jan 17 2008 7:48 PM


♣ Joe - Ich werde Sie essen ♣ ™





Jan 17 2008 5:08 PM

Many thanks to all of my fans who have supported my new book, The Sins of Eden, and urged my to get off my ass and get it finished, you know who you are! At long last, it is complete. Watch for it coming winter/spring 2008 from Dark Herald Publishing. For those of you who aren't aware, please consult my blog for sample chapters. Happy reading!

Here's a sneak peek at the cover art, exclusively for my Myspace fans. All apologies for the quality. Does anyone know why Photobucked and Myspace INSIST on distorting the color red in photos???


♥Kim





Jan 6 2008 2:28 PM


CLICK HERE FOR NUTTINBUTTSEXXY GRAPHICS

♥Kim





Jan 1 2008 4:59 AM


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All the best for you and your family in 2008!
Melissa





Dec 28 2007 8:15 PM

Happy 2008
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Jenny





Dec 24 2007 5:26 AM


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I hope that this blessed holiday season brings you and your loved ones all of the very best!

Merry Christmas!
Jenny
Melissa





Dec 20 2007 9:05 PM

Happy Holidays
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