Guns n’ Roses Rolling Stones MOTÖRHEAD Rob Zombie Steppenwolf Ramones Danzig Sex Pistols Misfits Brian Setzer S.O.D. AC/DC Led Zep Skynard Molly Hatchet Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Ludwig Von Beethoven Queen Most of the 80’s Hair Bands at some point or another The Eagles Sweaty Teddy The Motor City Madman Ozzy Osbourne They Might Be Giants Animaniacs The Who and of course, the loudest rock band in history...Spinal Tap
...and, of course beautiful women distributing alcohol.
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"I’M CHRIST IN SHADES, I’M A NAPALM GOD..."
Sounds Like
Music, only louder, mayhem vomited forth from the bowels of Hell, an 800 lb mountain gorilla on acid with a machete locked in a room with Avril Lavine and Brittney Spears, monkeys being fired out of a canon through a church window, an elephant with explosive diarreah, Billy Joel being dragged behind a dune buggy down Rodeo Drive at 2:13 pm, Alice Cooper smacking the bejesus out of Jessica Simpson with a baseball bat,
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He is the ballcracker, death on foot. He is the thing that goes bump in the night, the bustle in your hedgerow, the gleam of razor sharp fangs sparkling with blood. He is the the thing under the monster's bed. He is the scream of twisting metal meeting concrete at high speed, the shatter of glass, the wet crunch of snapping bones. He is the taste of copper in the back of your throat, the goosebumps on the back of your neck. He is the serpent stalking the rat. He is the electricity in the air and the distant rumble of thunder. He is the roar of the engine and the thunder of guns. He is the reason arguments turn into bloody brawls. He is the one your mother warned you about and the one she left your father for. He is the thing in the shadows behind you, the slam of a door in an empty house. He is the sound of a million lost souls wailing in the dark. He is everywhere and he is nowhere. He is the architect of mayhem. He is the question you don't want answered. He is the thing at the bottom of the lake that makes no one swim there. He can make an old woman blush and a young girl squeal. He is the burning red eyes staring out of the dark forest. He is the sound of the heels of rundown cowboy boots clocking out the hours to the end of days. He is Hell on Earth. He is the hitchiker no one ever picks up. He is the reason your woman won't tell you where she's been. He is the one crossing the street when your car stalls for no reason. He is the man you talk to for hours but can't remember his face or his name after he leaves. He is the one sitting calmly and smiling in the stands when the dragster jumps the track and flips into the crowd. He is a fuel injected suicide machine riding the white line nightmare straight to hell. He is the one walking past you at the crowded concert when an icy chill runs up your spine. He is the reason you want to be in the first row and the reason you feel uneasy there. He is the leather clad Black Messiah wielding the deadliest weapon mankind has ever known. A weapon made of mahogany, maple, silver, knickel and steel. A true weapon of mass destruction. He is Doc Synizter...and he is coming.
Pray for daylight.
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Faustian X is a hardcore hard rock/metal/punk/mayhem machine from the Tampa , Florida area with a heavy, melodic, guitar driven sound. We currently have songs featured on the Infectious Unease Radio Show in Australia, on the Clearchannel New Music Network and the Reality Snap Jukebox. Faustian X is now currently on the back burner while I pursue some other avenues.
Zombie Dragstrip Hooker Bomb Grenadine at bottom of shot glass In ice shaker add 1 1/2 Grape or Cherry Vodka 1/2 Blue Curacao 1 of Redbull shake and strain pour in shot glass It will be a green zombie colored grape or cherry bomb shot with blood (grenadine)on the bottom of class I just made this up and it is MY creation for Zombie Dragstrip Hookers!! I own the rights!!! Ha ha - MUAH Carol Noel
Bamn Bitch, i Popped Yo' Comment Cherry, Merry Faustian X-mas and a Happy New Year, i hope you Like your New MySpace, it's alot of fun, i had fun making it for you, so if you need any help or have any questions i'll help you. so there you go bro, have fun, good luck with the band next year, and talk to ya later. - Yoshi
