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Our featured story is Saints by Colleen O'Brien. Just download the pdf, print it out on any old printer, follow the oragami instructions below, and you will have bound your very own featherproof mini-book!

All our light reading books are really free and really good.

Saints [new] Colleen O'Brien
AM/PM Mini [new] Amelia Gray
Peanuts and The Amazing Gro-Beast Chris Bower
Dear Michael Margaret Chapman
Hospitable Madness Jac Jemc
The Diagnosis of Sadness Jill Summers
Marmal is the Sometimes Tobias Amadon Bengelsdorf
My Imaginary Boyfriend Ling Ma
The Stork John Griswold
Magic Mairead Case
boring boring boring exceprt Zach Plague
Agee by the Bedpost Caroline Picard
By the Rivers, We Remember James Lower
Keftir the Blind Nathaniel Rich
My Brother Lindsay Hunter
All My Homes Paul Fattaruso
Sunday Morning in 1982 Susan Petrone
Women/Girls Amelia Gray
In the Dream, Jay Ponteri
The Lovers of Vertigo Timothy Schaffert
Anniversary Laura Bramon Good
This Will Go Down on Your Permanent Record [excerpt] Susannah Felts
My Father's Hands Mary Cross
Every Night is Bluegrass Night Tobias Carroll
Flat Mindy Patrick Somerville
25 Things We Can Learn from Slave-making Ants Anne Elizabeth Moore
The Camp Psychic Kevin Sampsell
Flash Flicker Fire Mary Hamilton
And if I Kiss You in the Garden in the Moonlight Will You Pardon Me? Fred Sasaki
Witch of the Bayou Rana Kelly
Letter from the Seaway Scott Stealey
December 26th, 2004 Brian Costello
Eight Permutations of the Binoculars of Power Jonathan Messinger
Max and Emily Kate Axelrod
So Little Impression Kyle Beachy
Our Pilgirmage to Dollywood Heidi Laus
Shooting Music Jeb Gleason-Allured
A Fourth of July Party Kerri Mullen
M is for My Hair Abby Glogower
Life Sentence Ambrose Austin
Donovan's Closet Elizabeth Crane
101 Reasons Not to Have Children Ryan Markel
Grandpa's Brag Book Todd Dills
The Feast of Saint Eichatadt Pete Coco
The Nightman Zach Stage
This Is Andrea Johnson




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AM/PM

AM/PM
By Amelia Gray

Available now at PaperEggBooks.com! If anything's going to save the characters in Amelia Gray's debut from their troubled romances, their social improprieties, or their hands turning into claws, it's a John Mayer concert tee. In AM/PM, Gray's flash-fiction collection, impish humor is on full display. Tour through the lives of 23 characters across 120 stories full of lizard tails, Schrödinger boxes and volcano love. Follow June, who wakes up one morning covered in seeds; Leonard, who falls in love with a chaise lounge; and Andrew, who talks to his house in times of crisis. An intermittent love story as seen through a darkly comic lens, Gray mixes poetry and prose, humor and hubris to create a truly original piece of fiction.

Get it early! A beautiful work of short-short fiction, AM/PM is the beginning of an exciting new adventure here at featherproof. We're calling it Paper Egg!

Click to subscribe! The first 250 people who subscribe will receive a free copy of AM/PM, by Amelia Gray, while you wait for the arrival of your first Paper Egg Book, THE AWFUL POSSIBILITIES by Christian Tebordo. Free! Amazing book! Free! And of course, AM/PM won’t count as one of the two books you receive per year in the mail. HURRY, before they are all gone!


Out Now:
Grow Book

Grow:
An Environmentally Friendly Book

By Alyson Beaton and K. J. Bradley

Coming March 2009! Grow plants the seed of environmental responsibility in young children through a fun and interactive daily routine, with playful graphics and typography. This simple routine can benefit the environment, community, health, and a child’s awareness of self in the larger world. KJ Bradley and Alyson Beaton have created the first completely 'squeaky green' book to take a child through a typical day, implementing a routine that is environmentally and socially sound. The sharply designed book helps parents teach children very early on how easy it is to take steps for a cleaner earth. Check out growbook.org!



Zach Plague

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By Zach Plague

On Sale Now! When the mysterious gray book that drives their twisted relationship goes missing, Ollister and Adelaide lose their post-modern marbles. He plots revenge against art patriarch The Platypus, while she obsesses over their anti-love affair. Meanwhile, the art school set experiments with bad drugs, bad sex, and bad ideas. But none of these desperate young minds has counted on the intrusion of a punk named Punk and his potent sex drug. This wild slew of characters get caught up in the gravitational pull of The Platypus' giant art ball, where a confused art terrorism cell threatens a ludicrous and hilarious implosion. Zach Plague has written and designed a hybrid typo/graphic novel which skewers the art world, and those boring enough to fall into its traps.



Check out all these 'boring' versions: the book, the audio cd, the posters, or the online version!

This Will Go Down on Your Permanent Record

This Will Go Down on Your
Permanent Record

By Susannah Felts

On Sale now! At the beginning of a lonely summer, 16-year-old Vaughn Vance meets Sophie Birch, and the two forge an instant and volatile alliance at Nashville’s neglected Dragon Park. But when Vaughn takes up photography, she trains her lens on Sophie, and their bond dissolves as quickly as it came into focus. Felts keenly illuminates the pitfalls of coming of age as an artist, the slippery nature of identity, and the clash of class in the New South. This Will Go Down on Your Permanent Record is a sparkling and probing debut novel from a rising literary star.

Hiding Out

Hiding Out
By Jonathan Messinger
Illustrated by Rob Funderburk
[A] striking debut...reading his succinct stories is as natural as breathing. But like the quick, fool-the-eye, knock-you-flat moves of kung fu (a recurrent theme), these tales of lonely, brooding, sweetly romantic guys pack covert and concentrated power.—Chicago Tribune

Messinger’s stories are aching, not bleak, and the collection, wittily and expressively illustrated with Rob Funderburk’s line drawings, is fun, engaging, and a bit more than thought-provoking. A fresh, spot-on debut.—Mark Eleveld, Booklist

On Sale Now! Nothing is as it seems: A jilted lover dons robot armor to win back the heart of an ex-girlfriend; an angel loots the home of a single father; a teenager finds the key to everlasting life in a video game. In this much-anticipated debut, one of Chicago's most exciting young writers has crafted playful and empathic tales of misguided lonely hearts. Sparkling with humor and showcasing an array of styles, Hiding Out features characters dodging consequences while trying desperately to connect.

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Coming Soon:

Scorch Atlas

Scorch Atlas
By Blake Butler

Coming Fall 2009! A novel of 14 interlocking stories set in ruined American locales where birds speak gibberish, the sky rains gravel, and millions starve, disappear or grow coats of mold. In 'The Disappeared,' a father is arrested for missing free throws, leaving his son to search alone for his lost mother. In 'The Ruined Child,' a boy swells to fill his parents' ransacked attic. Rendered in a variety of narrative forms, from a psychedelic fable to a skewed insurance claim questionnaire, Blake Butler's full-length fiction debut paints a gorgeously grotesque version of America, bringing to mind both Kelly Link and William Gass, yet turned with Butler's own eye for the apocalyptic and bizarre.

Blake Butler is the author of EVER, a novella forthcoming from Calamari Press in late 08. His work has appeared in Fence, Willow Springs, The Believer, Ninth Letter, and many others. He is the editor of Lamination Colony and No Colony, two experimental journals of new prose. He lives in Atlanta and blogs at blakebutler.blogspot.com.

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THE LAUREATES

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Feb 1 2009 6:53 PM

Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens

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Oct 22 2008 2:45 PM

Issue 8 is now available for purchase at our website.




It includes stories by Sam Pink, Blake Butler, D. Harlan Wilson, Rhys Hughes, Ofelia Hunt, Cameron Pierce, Mike Young, Matthew Simmons, Darby Larson, Aaron Sitze, and Adam Breckenridge.
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Sep 9 2008 4:14 AM

Silent City magazine #3 out now!
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May 18 2008 1:55 AM

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Feb 29 2008 4:34 PM

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