Felicity

About me:

I can't give u the ins and outs because that would blow my cover to those spies from at the Ice Palace... but lets say its wasn't all bowls of milk & tins of sardines. I grew up tough 'anging out round the Bingo 'alls of North England. Dad would be in sniffin' round the boots of the Bovva Boys whilst Mum was whining on the corener 'opin' for some attention from Dad....... needless to say I learnt early scratch or be scratched. I'm now one of the toughest Cat Chicks u'll find and mascot to the nefarious lads that 'ang out at the boxin' rings and SFA (safe crackers anonymous). My sixth sense is legendary and my latest clients 'ave included Bacon, Big Chris & Barry the Baptist. I 'ad a legendary role in "Lock Stock" originally but Guy Ritchie felt praps the public weren't ready to deal wiv a psychic pussy laying it thick to 'atchet Harry Lonsdale. He told me the other day over a pint that the time is nearing when he can unleash his next script which will feature me and my two smoking paws takin' on the lads at the Bingo 'all. Can't wait! Anyway.... u gutless wonders up at the Ice Palace.... ur rein is about to come to a shatterin' end! And thats all I'm sayin' right now!

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